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Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Nov 4, 2013 - 04:43pm PT
Oy! That eye behaving itself?
SCseagoat

Trad climber
Santa Cruz
Nov 4, 2013 - 04:45pm PT
Verdict - normal aging

Welcome....you are among friends. After awhile you play the shape game....you know...like seeing shapes of things when looking at clouds. It's all great fun...

Susan
splitter

Trad climber
SoCal Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Nov 4, 2013 - 07:24pm PT
First world problems
Whose out dissing you, at your own game, on superpoopo (evidently)! lol
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Nov 4, 2013 - 07:51pm PT
Picked up some sushi on the fly while passing thru Flagstaff.....damn rice was dry.
rrider

climber
Mckinleyville, Ca
Nov 4, 2013 - 08:06pm PT
So you just want to design and remodel your own house which you own.

So the building department won’t let you build it unless you pay them $4,000 and also hire an engineer for $4,000 because they discovered a small inactive earthquake fault a quarter-mile from your house.

The building department won’t sign off your building permit unless you have half-a-dozen smoke alarms which the insurance lobbyists write into the building code.

After your job is completed, spiders make their invisible webs in the new ceilings. One spider crawls inside each smoke alarm and makes a nest.

At 5.15 am this morning, a spider farts inside a smoke alarm, setting all of the alarms off.

You have to get up and shut the breaker off, but the alarms are still going off because the insurance code fixed it so all the alarms have battery back up.

As usual, the alarms continue to beep even without power and batteries. As usual, you have to totally disconnect several alarms to make it quiet again for your wife and two sleeping kids.

You are thinking: I sure am glad they put radioactive Americium 241 in these devices for my protection, how thoughtful of them.

Now your oatmeal and coffee are all stone cold and you will be late for work as a bonus.

Poor ridiculous First-World dweller.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Nov 4, 2013 - 08:38pm PT
My radius of curvature is off by .00004.
That's a whole f*#king micron. F*#k.
MisterE

climber
Nov 4, 2013 - 09:07pm PT
My wheat-meat and organic sauerkraut Reuben sandwich has too much Vegenaise on it - dammit!
Gene

climber
Nov 4, 2013 - 09:08pm PT
rrider for the win!
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Nov 5, 2013 - 03:27pm PT
I second Gene's nomination of rrider's worthy polemic.
I can't believe I went to the building dept yesterday and didn't feel my
blood pressure go up more than 30 or 40 points. Good thing I was only
after a permit for a new panel which has already been done for a year (shhhh).
Of course the reason I need the permit is so Edison will come out and run
new wires to replace the ones THE FUKKING SQUIRRELS HAVE BEEN CHEWING ON!!!
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 5, 2013 - 04:24pm PT
Poison Oak and mountain lions on the way to do a second ascent of an 18yr old 5.12 ow....

hhahaha Good luck!
Floorabove

climber
The Gunks y'all
Nov 5, 2013 - 06:56pm PT
Hey rrider:
Smoke detectors save lives Bro. Trust me.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Nov 5, 2013 - 07:46pm PT
Smoke detectors are a joke. The people that need them don't have them or
can't afford to put batteries in them.

Now, a serious FWP: retards on the internet chess planet who abort a game
because they don't like your opening move. WEAK!
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Nov 5, 2013 - 07:49pm PT
Talk about problems, I'm the last one in my group at work still sporting a Blackberry! But my my iphone 5s is being set up I think.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Nov 5, 2013 - 08:05pm PT
What the hell is all this talk about work? That is really a FWP!
justthemaid

climber
Jim Henson's Basement
Nov 6, 2013 - 11:21am PT
WTF with this pink La Boulange bullsh#t???!!! Crappy-tasting, totally overpriced pastries have completely usurped the former mediocre overpriced pastries.

The fact that I can't get my seasonal pumpkin scone from Starbucks is a tradgedy.
A TRADGEDY I tell you!!!!

F*#kers. Hope they burn in hell.

SCseagoat

Trad climber
Santa Cruz
Nov 6, 2013 - 11:28am PT
^^^^^^^^OMGthe pink crap has reached Southern California? Oh no. In Bishop a few weeks ago....and there was the pink .... Oy vey. It's taken over the Bay Area.
I wrote a letter to the district manager and got a polite response with a card for a free drink. Not exactly what I inquired about.

Susan




Jheath

Boulder climber
Eugene
Nov 6, 2013 - 02:41pm PT
REI's return policy.

Pout.
Seamstress

Trad climber
Yacolt, WA
Nov 6, 2013 - 04:04pm PT
I am limited to one cup of coffee a day, per the numbers for my BP. This morning my medium cappucino with almond, extra dry was WET!!!!

Thank God the floaters are behaving....in my eye, not my coffee.
pb

Sport climber
Sonora Ca
Nov 7, 2013 - 12:15pm PT
generalizations
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Nov 7, 2013 - 03:53pm PT
Forgetting how to survive when we stop being a first world country.
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