FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

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Chaz

Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
Nov 3, 2013 - 06:28pm PT
Christmas time again already?

Time for Christmas TV commercials. Just saw one today, during the Steeler Game.

Jesus!
manemachen

Sport climber
Pinedale, Wyoming
Nov 4, 2013 - 12:27pm PT
FWProblems:someone brings up the song "we didn't start the fire" and it sticks in your head for an hour...sheez...
Seamstress

Trad climber
Yacolt, WA
Nov 4, 2013 - 02:44pm PT
First World Problems - that popped into my brain during a very stressful day when:

1) New floaters in left eye - emergency eye appointment wrecked my achedule at work. Verdict - normal aging

2) Took 2 hours to go 8 miles across town to private dance lesson. THe water main was broken, and I was stuck in that traffic.

3) My husband was alone at the dance lesson with the "blonde", young dance instructor.

4) The man in the 4 day old truck fell asleep while in the traffic jam. His truck rear-ended my car - and I was pushed into the car ahead of me. All 3 cars were fine. All people fine - except the major inconvenience of not moving for nearly 2 hours.

5) While driving home from dinner after the private dance lesson (which I missed leaving my 56 year old husband alone with the 30 year old blonde), I discovered that I left my $500 reading glasses with the photosensitive, anti-scratch surface at the restaurant. Had to return to the resaurant to collect the forgotten glasses.

Enough first world problems for one day.
michaeld

Sport climber
Sacramento
Nov 4, 2013 - 04:34pm PT
I only get 90 miles out of my tank on my bike.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Nov 4, 2013 - 04:41pm PT
Poison Oak and mountain lions on the way to do a second ascent of an 18yr old 5.12 ow....
Daphne

Trad climber
Northern California
Nov 4, 2013 - 04:41pm PT
Need crown. May need root canal. 1600.00 minimum. Oy vey.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Nov 4, 2013 - 04:43pm PT
Oy! That eye behaving itself?
SCseagoat

Trad climber
Santa Cruz
Nov 4, 2013 - 04:45pm PT
Verdict - normal aging

Welcome....you are among friends. After awhile you play the shape game....you know...like seeing shapes of things when looking at clouds. It's all great fun...

Susan
splitter

Trad climber
SoCal Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Nov 4, 2013 - 07:24pm PT
First world problems
Whose out dissing you, at your own game, on superpoopo (evidently)! lol
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Nov 4, 2013 - 07:51pm PT
Picked up some sushi on the fly while passing thru Flagstaff.....damn rice was dry.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Nov 4, 2013 - 08:38pm PT
My radius of curvature is off by .00004.
That's a whole f*#king micron. F*#k.
MisterE

climber
Nov 4, 2013 - 09:07pm PT
My wheat-meat and organic sauerkraut Reuben sandwich has too much Vegenaise on it - dammit!
Gene

climber
Nov 4, 2013 - 09:08pm PT
rrider for the win!
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Nov 5, 2013 - 03:27pm PT
I second Gene's nomination of rrider's worthy polemic.
I can't believe I went to the building dept yesterday and didn't feel my
blood pressure go up more than 30 or 40 points. Good thing I was only
after a permit for a new panel which has already been done for a year (shhhh).
Of course the reason I need the permit is so Edison will come out and run
new wires to replace the ones THE FUKKING SQUIRRELS HAVE BEEN CHEWING ON!!!
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 5, 2013 - 04:24pm PT
Poison Oak and mountain lions on the way to do a second ascent of an 18yr old 5.12 ow....

hhahaha Good luck!
Floorabove

climber
The Gunks y'all
Nov 5, 2013 - 06:56pm PT
Hey rrider:
Smoke detectors save lives Bro. Trust me.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Nov 5, 2013 - 07:46pm PT
Smoke detectors are a joke. The people that need them don't have them or
can't afford to put batteries in them.

Now, a serious FWP: retards on the internet chess planet who abort a game
because they don't like your opening move. WEAK!
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Nov 5, 2013 - 07:49pm PT
Talk about problems, I'm the last one in my group at work still sporting a Blackberry! But my my iphone 5s is being set up I think.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Nov 5, 2013 - 08:05pm PT
What the hell is all this talk about work? That is really a FWP!
justthemaid

climber
Jim Henson's Basement
Nov 6, 2013 - 11:21am PT
WTF with this pink La Boulange bullsh#t???!!! Crappy-tasting, totally overpriced pastries have completely usurped the former mediocre overpriced pastries.

The fact that I can't get my seasonal pumpkin scone from Starbucks is a tradgedy.
A TRADGEDY I tell you!!!!

F*#kers. Hope they burn in hell.

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