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John Moosie

climber
Beautiful California
May 26, 2012 - 12:53am PT
I called she who must not be named a slut.

As in..

..... you ignorant slut

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k80nW6AOhTs


is that considered a first world problem?
pud

climber
Sportbikeville & Yucca brevifolia
May 26, 2012 - 12:55am PT
Whats on third
Whos on second
Sluts on first
The user formerly known as stzzo

climber
Sneaking up behind you
May 26, 2012 - 12:55am PT
That reminds me Erik, WTF are people thinking with the HID bulbs in their stupid little car headlights?

I think I'll put a super bright light on my car so I can see oncoming traffic. That will make me safer. Nevermind that I'm blinding them in the process...

True HID is supposed to be shielded so that it doesn't blind oncoming traffic.

The blue bulbs are equally stupid. Blue causes more glare in the end.

But, I digress.

Being blinded by incorrectly installed HID and stupid blue bulbs is a FWP.
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
USA Moundhouse Nev.
May 26, 2012 - 12:57am PT
ahhh well then,,Moosie,, as you were..lol!

( that subject is like the proverbial buggar on the finger that ya cant "get off") ....



skywalker

climber
May 26, 2012 - 01:00am PT
Decided to go to the local pizza shop to get a dough ball today because I was too lazy to make my own in my sweet kitchenaid mixer I got as a wedding gift. Paid $5 for the damn thing, and then waited 25 minutes for some dude in the back to bring it out while the person who readily took my money sat on a bench stool doing nothing all be cause my order was put in as #225 and the orders being brought out were cooked slices.

Went to grocery store and they didn't sell half the ingredients I wanted.

After the hour long mission, I ate out.


S...
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - May 26, 2012 - 01:00am PT
You owe Jona an apology!

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAH

LMFAOOOOOOOO

FIRST WORLD PROBLEM # 23 "got mad at a thing some guy said on internet, about a woman I don't know"
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
USA Moundhouse Nev.
May 26, 2012 - 01:14am PT
why the H#LL does walmart have like thirty friggin check out lanes and only THREE open! BAZTURDS!
mouse from merced

Trad climber
merced, california
May 26, 2012 - 01:33am PT
Annoying Gym Climbers?
Short-roping on Eeverest?
We got 5.14 is all?
Bolt-chopping at Fingerloaf?
Alfred E. Neuman is sixty?
The Pope's still Catholic?
The First World is about to be demoted?
No problem...


Cherubashka's solution:

Da Brim!
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - May 26, 2012 - 01:42am PT
It pisses me off that fishing wasn't considered a sport when I was in High School

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/highschool-prep-rally/kentucky-becomes-second-state-bass-fishing-high-school-185906709.html
Porkchop_express

Trad climber
Southwest for the winter
May 26, 2012 - 03:14am PT
FWP: I can't leave for the valley on MONDAY...I have to wait till WEdNESDAY.

Sigh...

Making due with Mission Gorge is a tough gig...
Bruce Kay

Gym climber
BC
May 26, 2012 - 03:56am PT
This is first world big time:

http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=1833266&tn=60
stunewberry

Trad climber
Spokane, WA
May 26, 2012 - 11:33am PT
They moved the bread at Costco. Had to walk past the DVDs three times. That was hard.
WBraun

climber
May 26, 2012 - 11:35am PT
FIRST WORLD PROBLEM is

It's run by a bunch of retards ........
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
USA Moundhouse Nev.
May 26, 2012 - 11:38am PT
3rd world influence in a first world
Bruce Kay

Gym climber
BC
May 26, 2012 - 11:39am PT
It's run by a bunch of retards ........

for the supposed benefit of more retards
Gene

climber
May 26, 2012 - 11:42am PT
Had a less than stellar Skype connection last night with my kid in Beijing. Don't you hate when that happens?
WBraun

climber
May 26, 2012 - 11:44am PT
No ^^^

The intelligent class can not run the world because the self interested retards will just end up fuking them over, stabbing them in the back or killing them.

People do want the intelligent class to rule .....
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
USA Moundhouse Nev.
May 26, 2012 - 11:47am PT
they all flunked out of "intelligence class"..
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
May 26, 2012 - 12:22pm PT
Way too many options on cable- takes forever to scroll thru.
squishy

Mountain climber
May 26, 2012 - 12:34pm PT
waking up to leaf blowers!
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