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Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - May 26, 2012 - 01:00am PT
You owe Jona an apology!

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAH

LMFAOOOOOOOO

FIRST WORLD PROBLEM # 23 "got mad at a thing some guy said on internet, about a woman I don't know"
mouse from merced

Trad climber
merced, california
May 26, 2012 - 01:33am PT
Annoying Gym Climbers?
Short-roping on Eeverest?
We got 5.14 is all?
Bolt-chopping at Fingerloaf?
Alfred E. Neuman is sixty?
The Pope's still Catholic?
The First World is about to be demoted?
No problem...


Cherubashka's solution:

Da Brim!
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - May 26, 2012 - 01:42am PT
It pisses me off that fishing wasn't considered a sport when I was in High School

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/highschool-prep-rally/kentucky-becomes-second-state-bass-fishing-high-school-185906709.html
Porkchop_express

Trad climber
Southwest for the winter
May 26, 2012 - 03:14am PT
FWP: I can't leave for the valley on MONDAY...I have to wait till WEdNESDAY.

Sigh...

Making due with Mission Gorge is a tough gig...
stunewberry

Trad climber
Spokane, WA
May 26, 2012 - 11:33am PT
They moved the bread at Costco. Had to walk past the DVDs three times. That was hard.
WBraun

climber
May 26, 2012 - 11:35am PT
FIRST WORLD PROBLEM is

It's run by a bunch of retards ........
Gene

climber
May 26, 2012 - 11:42am PT
Had a less than stellar Skype connection last night with my kid in Beijing. Don't you hate when that happens?
WBraun

climber
May 26, 2012 - 11:44am PT
No ^^^

The intelligent class can not run the world because the self interested retards will just end up fuking them over, stabbing them in the back or killing them.

People do want the intelligent class to rule .....
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
May 26, 2012 - 12:22pm PT
Way too many options on cable- takes forever to scroll thru.
squishy

Mountain climber
May 26, 2012 - 12:34pm PT
waking up to leaf blowers!
squishy

Mountain climber
May 26, 2012 - 12:40pm PT
the fact that my stupid 46inch HDTV and HTPC keep rebooting during a good episode of how I met You're Mother, because the 400mhz signal is so bad in the city...

the fact that I cannot leave my wine in a nice pretty bottle and it needs to be repackaged into a nondescript water bottle for walks around the music festival or the weekly concerts in the park...

that I have to walk through a cloud of smokers just to get into my building each day to work...

Majid_S

Mountain climber
Bay Area , California
May 26, 2012 - 12:52pm PT
as long as you think this island is the only one , there will be problems
x15x15

climber
May 26, 2012 - 03:13pm PT
i have to pay for health care... unless i want to use the emergency room for free...
MisterE

Social climber
May 26, 2012 - 04:05pm PT
Stupid lawn always needs mowing and edging - meh.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
May 26, 2012 - 04:09pm PT
Prairie Home Companion.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
merced, california
Jun 1, 2012 - 04:27pm PT
Tough decisions to be made on how to f*#k over the third world, not to mention how to f*#k over any others that get in the way.---I said that.
So the mad professor Mouse lends his energy, if not his expertise, so that this laudable intention is targeted at the right people.

Factors involved in the correct, approved definitions of first, second, and third worlds:

A) During the Cold War.
B) Industrialized.
C) Capitalist.
D) Communist.
E) Developing nation.
F) Geographically located in either Africa, Asia, or South America.

Use this key to identify first, second, or third world countries.

In this lexicon, a first world country will be one to which these factors can be applied: A, B, and C.

Second world countries: A and D--the USSR, basically.

Third world countries: A, E, and F apply.

I may be cynical about the world I inhabit, but at least I know my prey.



couchmaster

climber
pdx
Jun 1, 2012 - 04:32pm PT
Love the first one.

Norwegian

Trad climber
Placerville, California
Jun 1, 2012 - 04:37pm PT
right after i got educated,
i got rich.

how's a guy supposed to fit a life
into all this accomplishment?
Norwegian

Trad climber
Placerville, California
Jun 1, 2012 - 04:49pm PT

"... oh i got fifteen dollars, and im feelin fine,
i sure could go for a nice bottle of red wine.
walkin down liquor isle,
and there you are with a guilty smile.

so i reach inside of my right hand pocket,
and im searching around for your silver locket.

oh i wasn't so lonely till i met you.
but now i know what im gonna do..."

-rusty miller
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Jun 1, 2012 - 05:07pm PT
Sometimes my neighbors wave at me. THe bubble of anononymity I seek to cultivate is disturbed. Look away.
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