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Norton

Social climber
the Wastelands
Topic Author's Original Post - Feb 24, 2012 - 03:17pm PT
And send him some more money!

But seriously, the guy cracks me up.

This manipulation of Locker's depicting RoxJox the wolf and Lois the nurse is just great.

Locker is one damn funny dude!

You rock!

Locker/Norton
2012

bergbryce

Mountain climber
South Lake Tahoe, CA
Feb 24, 2012 - 03:21pm PT
yeah but enough with all the white space. all that scrolling BLOWS. WTF mate??
YoungGun

climber
North
Feb 24, 2012 - 04:19pm PT
Locker is a funny f*#k!!
mooch

Trad climber
Old Climbers' Home (Adopted)
Feb 24, 2012 - 04:21pm PT
Locker is funny......





















































....as a heartbone.

ZZZZzzzz
ron gomez

Trad climber
fallbrook,ca
Feb 24, 2012 - 04:33pm PT
One WURD Locker............Blue!
Peace
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Feb 24, 2012 - 04:39pm PT

You mean the guy who sends shoes all 'round the world????
BASE104

Social climber
An Oil Field
Feb 24, 2012 - 04:49pm PT
I hate the white space in the middle of a thread as well. Funny guy, though.

But please. No more white space. It doesn't add any anticipation on the internet.
nature

climber
CO
Feb 24, 2012 - 04:51pm PT
hey locker.... let's get together! I'm living in Denver now. Extended Stay in Glendale. we can set the fire alarm off ;)


you'll never get him to stop with the white space. I tried years ago.





we almost came to blows!








































seriously.
mooch

Trad climber
Old Climbers' Home (Adopted)
Feb 24, 2012 - 04:51pm PT
"Don't sit down...its time to dig another one."
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Feb 24, 2012 - 08:58pm PT
Locker & I have a lot in common!





We can be quite restrained at times!

Edit! Here I am having photoshop fun with his pal Cosmic!







Can't hardly wait to drag Locker up some hard 5.6's when he comes to City of Rocks this summer!



Hey Locker!


The climbing shops refuse to sell me a "stick-clip" cause I'm too old.


Can you bring one to COR?


If not,

Heidi & I can bring a ladder.
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Feb 24, 2012 - 09:12pm PT
Send him your shoes! The boy obviously has too much time on his hands.
Wade Icey

Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
Feb 24, 2012 - 09:18pm PT
locker did a GUD job on my slab shoes

Norton

Social climber
the Wastelands
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 24, 2012 - 09:19pm PT
um, I think that is Cosmic next to Fritz, and not Locker?
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Feb 24, 2012 - 09:34pm PT

Nature's in town. He'll bring da coffee!@!!!!
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Feb 24, 2012 - 10:52pm PT
only guy I know with a flat top haircut that smokes weed,

looks like a CHP from Death Valley, climbs a mean 5.7 with that punk cosmic,
BooYah

Social climber
Ely, Nv
Feb 24, 2012 - 11:20pm PT
It could be argued that a "mean 5.7" is at least 5.7b. Perhaps even 5.7c+.
It is "mean", after all. Hail to Thee, Glueman.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Feb 24, 2012 - 11:22pm PT
If we gotta Hail Locker does that mean we can ignore Caesar?
Norton

Social climber
the Wastelands
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 24, 2012 - 11:33pm PT
Only reason I have been OVER POSTING these past six days is because I have litterally been in bed, lying here like a dying piece of sh!t, sick as fuking hell, and board beyond belief...


"bored", not board


Acting fast, Doug got me a glass of skim milk and loaded it whey protien powder...

protein, not protien


If I survive this, (Which I assume I will...LOL!!!) when it warms up, we need to get togetether and BURN one!!!...


together, not togetether




Your blood sugar was WAY LOW

But, you did spell Fuked up properly

donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Feb 24, 2012 - 11:36pm PT
Norton, if you have ever participated in a "board" meeting you'll know why people get the spelling confused.
Norton

Social climber
the Wastelands
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 24, 2012 - 11:41pm PT
If I survive this, (Which I assume I will...LOL!!!) when it warms up, we need to get togetether and BURN one!!!...


ready when you are!

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