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mouse from merced

Trad climber

The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.

Jul 18, 2014 - 07:13am PT

The note on the table read: "Dear Amy: I love you and while you've been a good wife, at 54 you don't satisfy my needs the way you used to. I want to be open with you so I want you to know I am at the Holiday Inn with my 18 year old secretary. I will be home around midnight."

The note on the table read: "Dear Tom: I truely appreciate your honesty! As you know I'm a math instructor at the local college. I too want to be open with you so I want you to know I will be at the Marriott with an 18 year old male student of mine. Being an executive in a very lucrative business I know you have good math skills. So you know that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. I won't be home until tomorrow morning!"

Sport climber

Sonora Ca

Jul 18, 2014 - 06:54pm PT

toilet paper recipe: brown on one side

Sierra Ledge Rat

Mountain climber

Old and Broken Down in Appalachia

Jul 18, 2014 - 06:58pm PT

A guy goes sea kayaking with his spouse, her kayak capsizes and she is lost at sea.

The police show up at his house the next day, saying, "I'm sorry, sir, we have bad news, good news, and really good news."

"First, the bad news. We found your wife, drowned, at the bottom of the sea."

"Second, the good news. When we pulled her up, there were 25 king crabs attached to her, and you get half of the catch."

"Third, the really good news. We're pulling her up again tomorrow."

Jingy

climber

Somewhere out there

Jul 18, 2014 - 08:13pm PT

The Aristocrats joke is a classic for a reason...

It hits all the classic points during the set up... But due to the fact that it is a classic it has unfortunately become cliche.. and so.... not funny.... But there are a few who can make the joke their own by embelishing the set up to taste...