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Prod

Trad climber
Feb 16, 2012 - 10:00pm PT
Whats 18" long, hard and makes a woman scream in the morning?
johntp

Trad climber
socal
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 16, 2012 - 10:08pm PT
I'll bite. What?
squishy

Mountain climber
Feb 16, 2012 - 10:37pm PT

rottingjohnny

Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
Feb 16, 2012 - 10:47pm PT
What do battered women have in common...? They don't know when to shut up...RJ
Gary

climber
That Long Black Cloud Is Coming Down
Feb 17, 2012 - 12:02am PT
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana's mind?

The radiator.
StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Feb 17, 2012 - 12:15am PT
Almost any Gene Tracy joke

http://www.genetracy.com/trstisbeplto.html

"She wanted a Mexican hairless dog, she didn't want no damn schnauzer"
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Feb 17, 2012 - 10:24am PT
rectorsquid

climber
Lake Tahoe
Feb 17, 2012 - 10:31am PT
The divorce court judge says: "Why do you think she is crazy?'

Mickey Mouse replies: "I didn't say she was crazy. I said that she was f*#king goofy."
jfailing

Trad climber
Lone Pine
Feb 17, 2012 - 10:35am PT
james Colborn

Trad climber
Truckee, Ca
Feb 17, 2012 - 12:04pm PT
what do you call 4 mexicans in quicksand.......... quatro sinko
WBraun

climber
Feb 25, 2012 - 11:08am PT
"Americans are Stupid"
Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Mar 27, 2012 - 08:25pm PT
What’s worse than a dead skunk on your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.
johntp

Trad climber
socal
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 27, 2012 - 10:48pm PT
Hardman! Where ya been? Or have I just missed recent posts?
k-man

Gym climber
SCruz
Mar 28, 2012 - 10:53am PT
What's better than roses on a piano?




















Tulips on an organ.
k-man

Gym climber
SCruz
Mar 28, 2012 - 10:54am PT
What did one sperm say to the other?


























"How are you supposed to find an egg in all this sh1t?"
Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Mar 28, 2012 - 11:52am PT
Johntp - I pretty much stopped posting for a while due to the likes of Rajmit (aka Rimjob), Crowley, Rokjox, LEB, et al having free run of the place and driving people away.

I find these extremely narcissistic types to be Most Offensive, and that's no joke!
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Sep 25, 2012 - 04:01pm PT
Like the banker, the judge, and several other prominent men and women in town, the priest of this certain ville kept a flock of chickens for showing at the annual fair. He kept his handsome prize rooster in a small coop behind the rectory. He was very proud of his cock.

One Saturday evening, the priest discoverd that his prized bird was missing. He had recently heard rumors of cockfights being held in the town, so, shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during Mass the following day.

So, after giving his sermon that Sunday morning, he looked out over the congregation and said, "Who among you will confess to sporting with a handsome c*#k?"

Most of the congregation stood up.

"No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who will confess to having seen a handsome c*#k?"

All the women in the congregation stood up.

"Oh, no," he said. "That's not what I mean,either. Who among you will confess to having seen a c*#k that doesn't even belong to you?"

Half the women stood up.

"Oh, Lord," he said. Perhaps I should rephrase the question. Has anybody seen my handsome c*#k?"





































Both of his altar boys stood up and all the choirboys as well.

bookworm

Social climber
Falls Church, VA
Sep 25, 2012 - 07:46pm PT
billy: hey, johnny, my dad says i can take sex ed at school

johnny: eh, i don't need that crap; my brother taught me everything i need to know

billy: really? what did he say?

johnny: well, you know that patch of hair between a woman's legs? well, that's pussy

billy: really?

johnny: yep...and all the rest is bitch
Sierra Ledge Rat

Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
Sep 25, 2012 - 08:29pm PT
A young teenage girl wants to borrow daddy's car for the evening.

Daddy says, "You can borrow the car honey, but you know the rules."
She says, "Aw, daddy..."
"You know the rules..."

So she drops to her knees and services daddy, then borrows the car for the evening.

On Friday evening, the teenage girl wants to borrow daddy's car again.

Daddy says, "You can borrow the car honey, but you know the rules."
She says, "Aw, daddy..."
"You know the rules..."

So she drops to her knees and starts to service daddy.
She says, "Oh, this tastes like sh#t."

Daddy says, "Of course it does, honey, your brother borrowed the car this afternoon..."

Sierra Ledge Rat

Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
Sep 25, 2012 - 08:30pm PT
My wife has been missing for 2 weeks.

The police came by today and warned me to prepare for the worst.

So I went to Goodwill and bought back all of her clothes.
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