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TGT
Social climber
So Cal
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Jan 10, 2012 - 08:44pm PT
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I thought this group was
old enough,
and wise enough
to know,
that strip clubs are where,
everybody gets f*#ked,
and no one gets laid!
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Gene
climber
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Jan 10, 2012 - 08:49pm PT
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So far we have Gene
No ya don't!
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Gary
climber
That Long Black Cloud Is Coming Down
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Jan 10, 2012 - 08:56pm PT
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TGT speaks the truth!
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Gene
climber
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Jan 10, 2012 - 09:01pm PT
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I heard that Oakdale's Battered Beaver has, how to say..... closed the doors.
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klk
Trad climber
cali
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Jan 10, 2012 - 09:15pm PT
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this thread is so sad.
and for so many reasons.
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 10, 2012 - 09:38pm PT
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No ya don't!
You don't have anything better to do! Night at a club with the boys vs supertopo chattin! Come on guys, make wise decisions!
Cosmic, bring your wife too! Spice up the relationship!
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James
climber
My twin brother's laundry room
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Jan 11, 2012 - 01:17am PT
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My twin and I made the drive to Yosemite one weekend. He's a hipster, a city boy. I'm a climber, and more at ease in the wild. We drove from Berkeley and made our first stop at the Whiskey River Saloon. The entire place was deserted on a Friday night. Everyone went done to the Cow Run in Oakdale. Apparently, once a week, the whole town heads out to race cattle, drink, and bet on the best bovine to win.
Our next stop was the Winkin Lantern. I'm not much of a strip club fan but it's the closest bar to Chinese Camp, where we were holing up for the night. We walked in to see 4 people. The bartender, a balding 60 year old in a collared shirt and a tie pulled down to his chest, a redneck, and a 42 year old woman in a shredded spandex uni that she didn't belong in. We sat at the bar, and drank a warm budweiser while the stripper messed with the stereo. We both guzzled quickly down to the beer label, intent on leaving quickly. Right when the opening licks of G n R's Sweet Child of Mine played, the lights went out in the bar. I suppose that's why they call it the Winking Lantern. When the power returned, two minutes later, the stripper was still messing with the stereo. The bartender was looking for the circuit breaker. And the business man and the redneck were drunk in the next room grinding away on the stripper pole.
We finished our beers and headed out to Chinese Camp, where we sat next to an old YOSAR stove and had a couple pale ales. The little shop session was definitely the high light. I don't recommend the Winkin Lantern, even for those who are attracted to dive bars for whatever hipster reason you're thinking. The place sucks.
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survival
Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
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Jan 11, 2012 - 03:02am PT
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I think we were looking for refreshment or sustenance on the way home from the Valley late at night
Mmmmmmm Hmmmmm.
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Nudge Nudge
Trad climber
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Jan 11, 2012 - 03:14am PT
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I got a perfect picture of the Battered Beaver driving by a couple years ago. Cigarette, cell phone, short shorts.
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Srbphoto
climber
Kennewick wa
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Jan 11, 2012 - 08:19am PT
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brings new meaning to sushifest.
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 11, 2012 - 10:59am PT
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bwahahahhaha Pattaya!!!! Those were the days!!! Mango sticky rice, muay thai, and lots of beaver!
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philo
Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
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Jan 11, 2012 - 11:25am PT
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There's a small town called Shy Beaver in Pennsylvania.
There is a town outside of Vail, Colorado named Beaver.
Guess what the booze store is named...
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Jan 11, 2012 - 11:28am PT
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Lots of dam beaver in Tierra del Fuego. They were imported from Canada! The Horror!
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Srbphoto
climber
Kennewick wa
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Jan 11, 2012 - 11:29am PT
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Gotta be "Beaver Liquor"
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HighTraverse
Trad climber
Bay Area
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Jan 11, 2012 - 11:31am PT
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I can't believe this thread has legs!
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Jan 11, 2012 - 11:34am PT
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Beaver liquor is aculy in Avon Co. But there is the town(?) of Beaver on highway 289 north of Fart Collins on the way o Laramie
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lostinshanghai
Social climber
someplace
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Jan 11, 2012 - 05:23pm PT
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I would go but only if they had these:
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Mighty Hiker
climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Jan 11, 2012 - 05:31pm PT
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Some colourful place names from Newfoundland:
Blow Me Down
Come-By-Chance
Pothead
Dildo
Cupids
Conception Bay
Cow Head
Heart's Desire
Heart’s Content
Nick's Nose Cove
Whitless Bay
Square Islands
Presumably politicans, except Newfoundland politicians, try not to visit Dildo. Headline: "Prime Minister in Dildo".
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Jan 11, 2012 - 05:45pm PT
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Isn't Come By Chance hard by Mary's Head?
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lostinshanghai
Social climber
someplace
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Jan 11, 2012 - 05:55pm PT
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Talking or thinking about women or "the Girls"
How many of ST'ers here had the chance back in the good old days at the
"Mustange Ranch"
not to mention: Half a dozen in Carson City and where else?
Hail! Mary full of grace, help me find a parking place.
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