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Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Original Post - Feb 26, 2006 - 07:47am PT
Are you my Mommy?


Don't be fooled: what looks above to be a fine young eathling man is actually a sneaky caldorian, from the mussy nebula.

He once stiffed me $100 for a hard day's labor which I performed for him. Subsequently, he showed up at a party in JT, with two cute terrestrial females on each arm. I summarily kicked him out, but told the grrrls they could stay.

Yes, I am a bad, bad, man.
WBraun

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Feb 26, 2006 - 10:31am PT
Who's that?
Rajmit

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Feb 26, 2006 - 10:47am PT
Whoa Tar, you're a real badass.
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 26, 2006 - 11:22am PT
er, at most I can say I'm a poor party host rajmit, but thanks anyway.

werner: andre olobri = "the schmutzfink"
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 26, 2006 - 03:46pm PT
Hey, but what about the ride, check those cool Star Trek motifs.

I'm thinking this hip transpo unit was merely under the Schmutzie's care.
WBraun

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Feb 26, 2006 - 03:50pm PT
Trekies

There are also those star trek groupies. They were always hanging around when we worked Star Trek 5.
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 26, 2006 - 03:53pm PT
Yes Werner, but these are no ordinary Trekies.
Check your logbooks, Man.
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 27, 2006 - 04:10pm PT
The Time Machine, depicted above, rigged with swank Star Trek Talisman in its pod bay doors, may look like an ordinary VW Bus
Such as this fine example below:

This one, piloted by Devils Lake Hardman, William Russel, is an ordinary VW.

William has in fact spent much time in the Mussy Nebula...
On this fine day, however, Bill's space travels would be restricted to auto mechanics & toil in the Camp 4 lot, (perhaps augmented by truth serum and an organ fest later in the day)
WBraun

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Feb 27, 2006 - 04:20pm PT
Roy

Talked to Bill Russell and Kevin Fosberg this morning in the cafe. They hiked up to the Widows tears ampitheater to ice climb it.

It was a no go (to warm), it is raining at 7500 to 8000 feet today.

Not good for them, left them in the cafe at 11:00am and don't know what became of them today.
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 27, 2006 - 05:14pm PT
The Foz?

Werner, Maybe it's best they didn't venture onto the melting popsicle?!
St. Nanci

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Feb 27, 2006 - 11:35pm PT
Those guys suck bald dog!! ...and what's Tarbuster supposed to mean??? I sure do miss you Roy...
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 28, 2006 - 07:25am PT
Tarbuster, (heh)
'tis a mystery, even to me. google it and you get pages, pages of, yup...a product that cuts sledge, removes tar.

Well Nance Romance:
Ya know how yer fiends sometimes know you better than you know yerself? (Mussy said he could read me like a book) I've had some good nicknames bestowed upon me.

[cowboy,roy balls,balls,roy boy,the boy,libido roy,beed,bidus,beedsauce,beedwagon,side of beef,potatohead,'tate,thatas#@&%eroy,hummer,lamoille royo,'lem,lem-bott,cowboy roy,cowboyroytheboytoyofjoy]- yikes

So, I decided to take my destiny in my own hands and name mee self something snappy for the forum kick.

But I couldn't find it: so I remembered what my boss says at work, when I can't find my pen "if it was up yer arse you'd know!"

So ST Nance, I reached in there (mee arse), pulled it out and there it was:
"Tarbuster" the beginning of a great adventure!

Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 28, 2006 - 07:29am PT
Butt wait "those guys suck bald dog?", ST mussy in the room with you? milk and cookies keeping you up late?

'miss you too, sweetheart. not seen ya since Nebraska days?!

Russ Walling

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Feb 28, 2006 - 02:51pm PT
NICE UNIT...!!!

Hey Nance.... still got the post op bump.... maybe bring your "kit" next time you are down for some exploratory action. I'll warm up the cauterizer.
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 28, 2006 - 03:02pm PT
yupp. deep space! (heh, heh)
(shite, I gotta get outa this office and high tale it to my scanner)
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 28, 2006 - 06:18pm PT
'K,
I was, in this rather bloggish thread, responding to Werner's thoughts on lurking "Trekies" (Star Trek Groupies)-

So back to the Time Machine, which originated in the "Mussy Nebula" and what type of vehicle, such as the garden variety VW micro Van, the real Time Machine merely resembles.

Um, Yeah. Ordinary VW Micro Bus.
No Doubt, Tucker Tech is an artist with a hacksaw, but this is not, A Time Machine.
ron gomez

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Feb 28, 2006 - 06:43pm PT
Yeah Roy the van HAD to be under Schmutz' "care". Never knew the Schmutz to have a vehicle, use to spend time with Andre driving him out to Josh in the "Nazi Mobile" fiat spyder w/ roll bars!!! Remember Andre, the time I had the BALLS to ask for gas money, so the next trip out I pick you up in Anaheim or something, at yer moms, and you phuccin dump about $20.00 of PENNIES in the trunk!!! Found pennies for years after that. Roy he stiffed ya for a days labor? Stiffed me a wall hammock! Man how old is that, a WALL HAMMOCK! Hope the Schmootz is doing well, if yer out there Andre, OLA Bro
Bob Cretchfield? heard of him?
Peace
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 28, 2006 - 06:52pm PT
Yo Ron,
That brings to mind, for a very limited time, Andre(Schmutzie)had this really BOSS VW micro bus. It was 100% primer brown and had these high back, dracula cowl looking seats. Plus, with the Velvet Underground style wraps (sunglasses), he was positively at the top of his game.

One morning,'Schmutzfink came motoring into HVC Josh in that proud beatnik chariot and absolutely, positively knew he was King for a Day.
jghedge

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Feb 28, 2006 - 06:54pm PT
whoa... hey nance, long time no see, say hi to farrah for me
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 28, 2006 - 06:56pm PT
Joe Daddy?
Whats happenin bean?
ron gomez

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Feb 28, 2006 - 07:18pm PT
cowboyroytheboytoyofjoy!!!!Brilliant, but "toyofjoy" might fit better in the ST name box. I like it better than tarbuster Roy
Peace
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 28, 2006 - 09:39pm PT
How to make a proper Time Machine:
Start with SUPERLATIVE MACHINERY:

Next, get it dialed by a QUALIFIED MECHANIC:



ADD A LOTTA SOUL:


BUTT WAIT THATS NOT ALL FOLKS!
YOU NEED A MASTERMIND
WILLING TO LABOR UNTIRINGLY
WBraun

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Feb 28, 2006 - 09:49pm PT
Hey Roy

Look at Tuckers license plate he even trimmed that. I watched him cut all those panels and stuff off that VW van.

It was his "work" at that time, to lightn that bus!
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 28, 2006 - 09:55pm PT
I know Werner, Tucker was so proud!
He's an artist with a hacksaw.
(In an odd way, I kinda tought that thing was obscene)

Say can you please move old school josh? its big!
gee thanks
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 28, 2006 - 10:17pm PT
A proper time machine. . .

CAN ONLY BE GENERATED IN THE MUSSY NEBULA
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 1, 2006 - 07:10am PT
So that otta suffice to explain what the tIME mACHINE is and as well provide a basic blue print, to cook one up!

Butt, before we delve into the location and nature of the Mussy Nebula itself, lets take a look at some dudes who might be found to repose therein...
Levy

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Mar 1, 2006 - 07:41am PT
Holy gag-reflex! It's the denizens of the Degnan's Deli. My guess would be that Cos is the only one pictured with a still fully functioning liver. Roy & Fish hadn't moved to the house in J Tree off Sunburst so they hadn't yet begun to experience the effects of Gin therapy, but Guillermo still can be found with an Ole-E in hand to this day. Good stuff! This does take me back. Any pics of Cilley or Shelly from that period?

Levy
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 1, 2006 - 08:47am PT
Levy,
Pics of Leroy and Sheila Lonestar?!
Ya Mann, butt first, I gotta bust loos a this office and git back to mah scanner!
Rock on Dude!
susan peplow

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Mar 1, 2006 - 09:24am PT
Just as we were racking up for another day at J-Tree during peak season.....



scuffy b

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Mar 1, 2006 - 09:29am PT
Got propane?
Walleye

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Mar 1, 2006 - 09:46am PT
Hey Roy
Nice Ray Ban Clubmasters. The classics never go out of style and I run em myself. Swilliam was just admiring mine on Sunday when we were skiing at Badger. I remember when he used to wear that RURP around his neck. Some sort of badge of honor thing..
susan peplow

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Mar 1, 2006 - 09:52am PT
Yeah, now Billy runs 1 or 2 different things around his neck.

Option 1: His Truck Key
Option 2: His House Key

A rummy like that can't be trusted with mere pockets.

Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 1, 2006 - 12:07pm PT
Susan:
'Round the neck

Billy Option 3: partial contents of the last can of Old E.

Also: 'time machine looks under the weather; gotta figure that's tuff on the carnuba.
susan peplow

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Mar 1, 2006 - 03:18pm PT
Under the weather is right! That photo was takin in our driveway last year a week before Thanksgiving. Indian Cove got something like 8" that day. It was a bunch.

Same day...front yard.

Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 1, 2006 - 08:05pm PT
'Nice cactus Garden!
Don't try to trick me though Susan.
I'm gonna stay on message here.
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 1, 2006 - 10:22pm PT
All Righty Then,
Levy asked about Leroy pic's and I think Sheila Lonestar Too.

Pretty soon, I'm gonna post up some super silly fotos of the spot of Mussy Nebula genesis, the actual first mussy compound and some goings on there.

But let's not muck around a whole lot more for the moment and show a basic shot of the two MASTER BRINKSMAN, joined at the hip from birth, who are largely responsible, for deriving, maintaining, and protecting the Mussy Nebula:

That's Leroy & Mussy: they're still joined at the hip, totally connected in the flesh- I am in fact sitting on their one liver, which they share. That's why they don't look super stoked, like me.
WBraun

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Mar 1, 2006 - 10:24pm PT
Hahahaha

Roy you're killing me.

And I missed that photo way above of Nanci, yeah!
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 1, 2006 - 10:33pm PT
Werner:
did you get that phone number over on S Masters for the rigging job?
WBraun

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Mar 1, 2006 - 10:34pm PT
Yeah Roy I got it and called, thanks bro.
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 1, 2006 - 10:35pm PT
whats up for you at the moment?
WBraun

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Mar 1, 2006 - 10:36pm PT
Don't kow yet, they are going to get back to me tomorrow
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 1, 2006 - 10:37pm PT
no i meant in real time?
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 1, 2006 - 10:43pm PT
Hey werner,
Are you like the webmaster of Super Taco?
Here's my question: who are the Super Topo content cops and what are my limits?
: I think Susan Peplow is going to give me a picture of Mussy's big Ass, to post up. Is that going to fly?
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 1, 2006 - 11:02pm PT
Werner?
Hey man, thats great you got a rigging job and thanks for saying nice things about my Nancy Pic(she looks so great huh).

But you gotta not skip through my thread man. I mean, it's like a blog thing and continuity is real important OK?

'Fer instance, did you look real close at how to build a tIME mACHINE. I hope you did. My favrit part is where I say "you need a QUALIFIED MECHANIC". I mean, if I do say so myself, that part just busts me up.

WERNER!?
Good night Werner.
WBraun

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Mar 1, 2006 - 11:21pm PT
Actually Nanci used to live a 100 yards down the street, before she moved to Merced. She fed me for over a year. She'd say I'm way too skinny. hahaha

Me and Merry would go over to her house all the time.

We really miss that she's not there anymore.

Such a sweet soul.
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 2, 2006 - 06:26am PT
Werner man-
Where's ST Nance now?
BASE104

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Mar 2, 2006 - 06:58am PT
Wasn't there a time when it was fashionable to take a big pen and write and draw on your van?

All I can remember is one that said, "I drive tank for Hitler."
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 2, 2006 - 07:04am PT
Allright, back to work.
Hey HAPPIEGRRL, TUOLUMNE RAINBOW, The guy below:'Pretty Kute, huh?
HOT, Even. This is Leroy Cilley.

I could Prolly' hook you up. Not that he needs any help. If he wants you, yer done. Fait au Complit. He'll just pull his pocket watch out, slowly swing it at arm's length from his index finger, back and forth in front of your lovely eyes, to and fro, you are getting very,very sleepy uber babes. . .

Whammo. Yes, ladies, wherever you are, you are well, um, forever, Leroy's property. Any questions?
Kofi Donny Annan

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Mar 2, 2006 - 07:12am PT
Tarbaby,

One head's up. t*r does not date guys like herb. She said "no" to both Walt and Sharma for that very reason.

So I am sad to say, you may get the t*r axe, too. not sure about Leroy these days.

anus
Brick

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Mar 2, 2006 - 07:19am PT
"like herb" .... who is Herb? think you meant stoners who like herb, eh? anus, you are a dummy. but so are all of you, so join the crowd. Tar, post up more pics. Makes me blort beer through my nose in laughter
WBraun

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Mar 2, 2006 - 07:24am PT
Roy

ST Nance is in Merced.
Jobee

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El Portal
Mar 2, 2006 - 08:33am PT
TARBABY.."you sexy thing"
Late to this thread my cyberbox is ancient it takes eons to load the photos. Plus Susan P. says i'm wastin my tips away on the key board...i'm trying to wean myself..ha.. sombody help me.
Wow.. the thing is, I can remember Richard Ciley (leroy) wearing that crazy red shirt, is that chalk on your paws? The lads were just so handsome back then! Sigh. Girls did'nt stand a chance.
Nancy looks fantastic...she really is a Saint you know, does'nt even know it! That's what makes her so aweswome...love her plenty...heart the size of Jupiter.
Tar..tar...my fave name for you was Roy boy and one of my girl friends back in the day used to say..I'll make him my RoyBoy!..Hot tamales (omg). I'm blushing! I am also sworn to secrecy. Girl Code.

Susan...great shot...it's Siberia in the desert..Burr.Bunnies!

We really need some now shots..who's going first?

big big love ya all
jobee1




susan peplow

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Mar 2, 2006 - 09:15am PT
Jobee - we saw Dick a few months ago and he looks great. I too love looking at these old photo's.....does a girl's heart good.

Tarbuster - check your email for St. Nanci contact info.

As for modern day pictures.......yikes. I'd prefer not. Did you guys catch that pic of Russ & Mike Paul in the Josh saloon last year? Scary!!

p.s. Jobee - poor Russ was outed at the crags yesterday by........Kate! Ha!
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 2, 2006 - 09:28am PT
Jobee,
Thanks for the back up.
But like I asked werner: please, no skimming.
This is my masterpiece and you gotta follow along.
Thanks Jobee again for the kudos.
xoxoxoxo

Hey werner:
'Still with Merry/ If so, love to you both.

Base 104: there were a lot more things drawn on VW vans and dusty windows in general, eh Russ? Muss Wadd Bwha Ha.

Kofi-
Maybe so with the herb thing, but I'm clean.

T Rainbow- I don't have time to flirt today, maybe tomorrow, but ya gotta do it right here on the thread(email is way to risky, doll)and try not to give too much away- 'K. My wife sits right behind me while I'm toiling and laughing at this stuff, pushing into the wee hours.

Gotta get back to werk. My boss just told me: ABC MFO!
(abc=always be closing)
(I'm in sales; but not fer long if'n I keep this up)

Bye all, more picky's ta-night.
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 2, 2006 - 08:48pm PT
Susan P wrote: "Tarbuster - check your email for St. Nanci contact info."
TROLL TROLL TROLL! iknewit, iknewit, iknewit, Gaaaah.
I feel violated.

Kof & TRainbow- news for you over on what will likely be the last post on Old School JT.

Luckily NEW school JT, drawing off fire, will leave me time to dog around on Mussy, mostly un-noticed

(Jobeee I take back wutisaid about skimmin' luv, royboy)



Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 2, 2006 - 09:42pm PT
I know whut a jerk' totally joking ofcourse.
'Prolly should take a nappy nap.
Check yer email!
susan peplow

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Mar 2, 2006 - 09:50pm PT
You'll get yours TARD! I'll tell Nanci that you're off the brownie list from now on!

Sucker!!

xo
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 2, 2006 - 09:56pm PT
whew saved by the bell.
nighty nite!

Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 3, 2006 - 04:11am PT
Jeepers,
Clearly, things were said upthread a bit (giving new meaning to "Tard"), black eyes were delt out, deletions+edits were promptly inserted to rescue my street cred...

So, back in the saddle,
Let's tool around in the tIME mACHINE for a look at the Epicenter of the Nebula. Pretty Much Sierra Madre Cali:
Epicenter of the Mussy 'Neb, Original Fish Prod Compound. Pleistocene Era

Note the delicate footwerk.

What more could anyone ask for:


Now, a rare classified interior shot(spycam):

You want it when? Whuttaya Nuts?
Well, Lemme see if I can get LibidoRoy outta the bar to whip one up for ya, OK, Ciao...
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 3, 2006 - 05:18am PT
Quality Time at the Fish Products Petting Zoo:


Gotta Put in some time, Slammin Big Iron, just in case the crags creep up:


Why the tongues hanging out of our gobs? Ever vigilant in the old days, 'bustin hump to get game, the tongue position denotes a keen gift for concentration, or the lack thereof. . .
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 3, 2006 - 05:49am PT
In those days, we employed a sophistiacted dietary regime.
Strict, Yes. Had to do it! Bachar was hot on our tails:


Ahem:

You kids today don't know how good you got it.
We wanted the crown bad, so no culinary risk was too high!
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 3, 2006 - 07:13am PT
'K'
I prolly have some 'esplayning to do, mang.
Plus it's my thread. minemineminemineminemineminemine.
So here goes:
TRainbow, gorgeous little cyber tart that she is, took me down right here on super t in fronta god' n everybody. Well really, she just hit on me. Ok, actually just said I was hot. It was a nice thing to say.

So what with the pot, qualludes, beer and pot brownies my boss let me try for lunch yesterday ('nother part of the sad truth, 'boss had me over at his house doing lawn care, cuz I didn't close sh#t in terms of sales, owing to my mad ST Kick of late-I swear ta biscuit, this is no lie)

So I had to, I posted the following: (well its been upgraded a bit for brevity,edited to save moi more cyber black eyes...)
"Tuolu-
Rainbow, it, it’s over.
Lisa knows. I was in a vulnerable place.
Actually, I feel sort of exploited. You little beanie wearin’
b#lt cl#ppin’Tardbusterteasin' little Uber Babe !!!
Gaaaah."

OK PLUS I got cross threaded(see dietary complications noted just above) and posted it up over on Old School Josh- BUT luckily, it was late and only Susan Peplow and the lovely T*R caught a glimpse of the original, bawdy, shameful, misogynistic majer slip up.

Sooo,
T Rainbow: here's the tuff part. Lisa is coming for you, I'm sorry, it is completely out of my hands: we risked, we lost big. In truth, yes, its all my doing.
i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry.I totally apologize.

SO, here's Lisa (also Jobee would like a picy picy of wifey pooh, I think)
Lisa Goldsmith USATF masters mtn runner of the year:

So Lisa, basically says she'll keep me, as long as I rub her feet daily + I gotta turn my tshirts & sox right side out when I toss'em in the laundry hamper (the second one I'm still trying to ruff out abit).

Jobee

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Mar 3, 2006 - 10:30am PT
OmGod Tarbaby.. Lisa Rocks! Keep rubbing those feet and turning the socks! She's well worth it, you must visit sometime..Lisa can run up the fireroad behind the house for miles and miles. Pleased to meet you Lisa! xo

Back to your thread:
I once had to sleep in that shed..(Mussy shot with toes pointing)after viewing "The Shining" with Russ...not like I slept or anything. Then Mussy slept till like 1p.m. the next day while I twiddled me thumbs..I was out of my element back in the "Jo goes to Hollywood era"
-but that's another Fish story for another time.

Roy..that t*m..she kills me..fits right in the mix!

Oh, right here right now! Snowing in El Portal dumping..rare sight!

and by the way..

Why hasn't Leroy posted up?

jow




Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 3, 2006 - 11:06am PT
Ya Joe, I'm lucky. I hope you'll meet lisa soon.

Am I doin Mussy proud?
'Hope he's not embarassed(haha)

T Rainbow is a kick, I kinda got overboard with my fictitious daliance, but she's clearly got a great sense of humour like the rest of us-

Leroy-Dunno,
But I'm soon going to get into my slides and I've got a prize winning Leroy shot
bye bye Jobee!
xoxoxo
WBraun

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Mar 3, 2006 - 11:14am PT
ZZZZZeeeeYowwweeee

AWSOME fotos Roy
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 3, 2006 - 11:27am PT
Thanks Werner man lots more in the hopper!
Toss in a hand jam fer me out your way!
G_Gnome

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The Big City
Mar 3, 2006 - 11:27am PT
Ho man. Reading this thread is kinda like trippin on acid used to be. Roy boy always was a little more different than the rest of us.
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 3, 2006 - 11:39am PT
no man I'm straight as an arrow.
fer real.
'promise.
ron gomez

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fallbrook,ca
Mar 3, 2006 - 03:03pm PT
royboytoy
Send the photo's of Cilley, this has been GREAT reading and some priceless pictures. Brings back "loads" of memories!!!
Peace
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 3, 2006 - 04:07pm PT
Mr Gomez,
Glad you are enjoying the madness that is "roy".
Correction: it wasn't you who asked earlier for Shelley and Dick, but just the same, you betcha, I'll put em up shortly. 'Just got a slide scanner ta' day babee. My pola"roid" stock is thinning.

Plus, Ron Dude, the best kicker of all is, I wasn't half this goofy until I got all Mussied up. I mean, that Dude is the King. In the early days, he'd dispense laughter to all of us like candy to kids. Still does, no doubt.

Cheers Bra.
ron gomez

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fallbrook,ca
Mar 3, 2006 - 05:29pm PT
Roy of course....Roy
I think I referred to Cilley looking silly, him and Russ holding big boy budweisers, gotta get them boys some GOOD beers! Man I know what you mean about Mussies busten everyone up, wish I wasn't so tweaked back then, could remeber more of his sheeet, I actually used to AVOID the area to stay outa trouble with the MAN. Remember ranger Boone(i think)he use to go out lookin for Russ! I'd see him cruisin his rig and I'z gwone bratha, quaranteed Booney was Fishin'. Got any photos of bago riding, a great way to get around the monument! Looking forward to more pictures, slide scanner, cool ( I KNOW you ain't got none of me!) Is that your wife running? Yer a lucky man!
Peace
Tarbuster

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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 3, 2006 - 05:58pm PT
Quick story:
Probably 'been told here on ST a few times, but hey, I'm new, er a n00b.
The rangers finally popped Russ for exceeding the 14 day limit. (Exceed -"masters of excess" Russ called us then). So he's in court, with his diligently scribed and folded legal pad. The trick he pull's on the judge: "Say, ya know, My sister uses the car to come out here. So does my brother. Same plates on the same car, different driver."

He beat the rap. When the judge dismissed him, he leaned up a bit from his bench "Mr Walling, you've prevailed today. Yes, but I'm here to tell you, right here, right now- YOU HAVE A BAD ATTITUDE", case dismissed!
ron gomez

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fallbrook,ca
Mar 3, 2006 - 07:27pm PT
NOT RUSS!!! BAD ATTITUDE???? Higher level of intellegents, is how I see it. I'd liked to have seen how Russ dressed for the occasion in front of the judge. I'll never forget seeing the Fish dressed up, was a wedding at the Mission Viejo Country Club, this was MANY years ago, but I remember first the hair, he was sporting a FULL head of frizzy red hair, spread full for everyone to see, a purple shirt w/dull grey jacket(fit big, Russ said for loadin up on supplies), brown pants and red Converse high tops, the looks he was gettin from the proper oldies, priceless.
Peace
Jobee

Social climber
El Portal
Mar 3, 2006 - 07:30pm PT
-Tarbusted!

Mussys going balk out loud when he sees all this..he must be

"OUTTATOWN"..Cubs game or somethin...i'm dyin over here..cheers!

shot on the Stone Masters thread..eeegads..lol..whatup..!

jow


Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 3, 2006 - 07:35pm PT
'night after a cool party jobee, maybe plus bad timing.
'Thought it would be the right one for the job, eh?
Ya, jobejobejobe
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 3, 2006 - 08:18pm PT
Sheila Lonestar = Shelley Presson

She’s here in the ‘Neb not just because Levy asked. But because Ms. Presson (now Dunbar-Presson) Shelley willingly commited her cute girl self to the Mussy Nebula: she actually requested from Fish a nickname.


Nobody in their right mind, as god gave it to them, would ask Russ for a nickname. Too risky. Truth is Sheila was smart enough to know that Fish was likely going to call her out in time, so this way it happened on her watch. Hmm.

Sheila is trouble. No if ands or butts about it. Notorious even. She would heartily agree to both charges. And I’m not bustin’ on her a bit, nope. Not like I did with sweet T*R(I made all that UP, and nevertheless my days are numbered, ‘cause Susan Pepelow watches her back, ‘n susan hangs with the master himself- think about that a moment while I finish up with Shelley here), In factoid-straight from Sheila’s mouth “Let ‘em all tell lies and idle gossip about me, cuz you know what Roy? The truth is way worse. Hahahhah!”


-Get It? No quiz to follow. Be well Sheila!
Russ Walling

Social climber
I have a giant ASS™™
Mar 3, 2006 - 10:15pm PT
Yo Tardy.... We're sitting here reading your disjointed drivel and wondering just how many cleaning products you need to huff to get that far gone... Word from the wise: if a pint of said substance can evaporate in under a minute, keep it away from your sniffer.

Carry on....
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 4, 2006 - 07:27am PT
Thanks Mussy, but I got a lotta werk ta do here right now.
OK wait, you think I'm on the wrong sauce?

All right then Lets get a little more claritY on just WTF I'm tryin' to accomplish here.

The Mussy Nebula = more a state of mind than an actual place, folks. That said, it emanated from some Welsh maternity ward, quickly incubated in Sierra Madre Cali, blew out into the world, like The Alien from that space rangers chest, really piggy backed to FISH PRODUCTS, WITH A LOT OF DUCT TAPE AND SH#TE TALKIN'.

However current outposts would be places like Bishop, Canmp 4, Josh. Butt, that's not all. Fish, Leroy, and the Bidus (moi) are keen social observers. Now, Leroy might say I'm 2 stoopid to be that much of anything and I might call him a shameless opportunist. (Both correct to varying degrees, that's what a rivalry is, by nature), Butt this is really a thing we got goin', Me/Leroy, cuz I routinely snagged some suh-weet boulder probs right out of his thirsty little gob back in the day. Said, Done.

The dis-jointed point: I gotta butt load a material and this outrage is gonna go on fer quite a while.
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 4, 2006 - 07:51am PT
Ya so, havin' a good time. That's one of the things that happens in the 'Neb. And a sure fire way to achieve thate state is BOOZE.
So here's Mussy and Diane French at Cory Dudley's wedding.

So, you might ask, gee Tarbaby, why does Mussy have 2 drinks here.
He'll say one of them is for a friend.
D'ont believe it, not for a second
Jobee

Social climber
El Portal
Mar 4, 2006 - 07:52am PT
Can you believe it!? Shellys Got Back! Geeeze..I'm hittin the boards again!

Russ he's got an archive..it's all been documented..and Tar.tar is on a roll.

nice chizard sangy...Simma-me-do!

jow

p.s. Whoa..Russ one smashing fella.. Susan..you scored..check him out.
I hope the beverages are'nt what I think they are...(the dreaded Kamakazi!)
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 4, 2006 - 08:49am PT
Hey Jobee-Lisa's resting up for the N American Snowshoe Champs, which is tomorrow, and the 'Bidus is hoppin' on his BC skis.
So whats up on the Jobee plate fer today?
Off White

climber
Tenino, WA
Mar 4, 2006 - 12:48pm PT
Alien incoming, urgently seeks landing clearance and ambulatory squamous obfuscation. Locked down niner niner squib plab.

can't say

Social climber
Pasadena CA
Mar 4, 2006 - 01:19pm PT
Ok, that's the Tusi with one front tooth knocked out. Hmmmm, I always thought that boy had em both busted out soloing the N. face of the Matterhorn in levis. Or was it skateboarding, or wait, I think it was a pillow fight with the Chongos one cold day in the monument. Well it was one of those things.

Anyone????
Off White

climber
Tenino, WA
Mar 4, 2006 - 01:33pm PT
Dunno, can't say, what's your clearance? Forcible re-entry uptimer hairloss at .95 with wide blast radius, please stand back.
aldude

climber
Monument Manor
Mar 4, 2006 - 03:37pm PT
Head Sancho this dude entering the nebula - Still trollin for chicks I see. How about Shelia - babys' got back!! If I remember correctly it was you who coined her nickname : " The Barracuda "

Over and Out

Al
can't say

Social climber
Pasadena CA
Mar 4, 2006 - 03:45pm PT
Off White, clearance, we don't need no stinkn clearance.

But cause it's the taters thread and for the sake of courtesy, Miguel Rec-tumski requests landing instruction for the ghetto Mussy nebula.

homes
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 4, 2006 - 05:25pm PT
All aboard, silly ass thread chow hounds!
Pod bay doors open.

Man, the Wato sure looks ready for deep space to me.
That's the absolute youngest Tusi photo I've seen yet.

mastadon

Trad climber
Seattle
Mar 4, 2006 - 05:32pm PT
Good God, Mister Tarbaby sir, where did you get all these incredible pictures??????

Email me-

dwh_96161@yahoo.com
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 4, 2006 - 05:42pm PT
Mastadon, like Warhol, I once sported a polaroid around my neck.
Other times, 'just shot regular pictures. No one ever tried to escape, so I just nabbed what looked good.

Rectumski, As far as I know, you don't need no stinking badge, or badges. Landing instructions? Put up yer goofy goggles man, the wacko shite can get in yer eyes, no doubt, but if'n it gets in yer head, woops, then yer stuck in the 'neb. I know I am.

Aldude, Can't Say, Off White, Tumski, Mastadon, welcome to the madness.

Hey Al- who named sweet Sheila the Barracuda? Not me Babe, I've learned my lesson.
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 4, 2006 - 07:35pm PT
Hey Kids, Strap In!
Here’s a choice Picy Poo:
LEROY--- Man- Myth- Legend-
‘Dude is hip and supa-fly.

This guy knows exactly what he’s doing. Al Bartlett once said, “The dude is never without a decent white dress shirt, even at the Crags. The rest of us lay down our racks, head out to the bar looking like we do and there’s Leroy, dressed and ready”.

Ever seen Leroy’s Stud’s Merkleby Routine?
If not you need to.
Supplies required:
1) CD or tape player.
2) “The Man with the 4 way hips”, from the Tom Tom Club.
3) A “sports”coat for Leroy, but he likely has one on hand.
4) Some booze, to loosen things up.
::Let er ripp!

Now to the good stuff, which has been indexed here on ST prior, I know ‘cause like everyone, I did some lurkin’ before I went down the Super Taco Bunny Hole.

Setting & Foolish Prod:
One fine early evening near the MR Bar, hang time with Mo, Erickson, maybe Fish. Beed Whacker, was on his high horse, musta’ learned to hand jam or somethin’. The sucker (moi) say’s to Leroy, after tossing a can in the garbage:
“ Hey Dicky, there’s a nickel fer ya if ya need some canin’ money, HA,hahahha".

Leroy World Class Slam:
To which Leroy astutely, admirably, and viciously replies:
“Yeah, assh#le, one day yoo’ll be down on yer luck and I’ll be there ta kick dirt down your throat”

Hahahhahahahah ha.
Hammer Down!
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 4, 2006 - 08:14pm PT
All Righty Then:
Here's a Guy, CAN'T SAY who really,
That got all mucked up in the
Nets of the Mussy Nebula, like
many of us.

I would NOT, call this guy anything like N#gris, or W#y H#mo
or any sutch very risky drivel. Ya know, in this pic, doesn't he appear to have had enough?

He's too big and frankly, too nice.
WBraun

climber
Mar 4, 2006 - 09:12pm PT
Big guy and better not call him way _mo?

Ok, will do, looks very familiar.

Keep on building this castle, Roy

It's a real trip ........
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 4, 2006 - 10:49pm PT
Thanks Werner,
Thanks man, I went out for a nice ski tour ta day in spring snow. How 'bout you?

I gotta get some shut eye man, takin' Lisa to the big snow shoe race, cuz I'm the chauffeur baby.
WBraun

climber
Mar 4, 2006 - 10:53pm PT
I got the rescue truck stuck in the snow and had to get the big caterpillar loader come to pull me out. Even with 4 wheel drive I was beached.

Bonehead me!
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 5, 2006 - 05:25am PT
If you'd been drivin' a proper tIME mACHINE, that never woulda happened, werner.

I know yer good with your hands man, maybe spin on upthread, check my notes and see what you can come up with in your spare time.

Hey, that reminds me, I got some decent pictures of that Le Mans of yours in action.
Later Tater.
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 5, 2006 - 05:55am PT
Alright, "Back At It" as we use to say as Theater Techs.
Ever since I ran off cute little Cyber Babe T*Rainbow
(Sh#t,F#ck, I'm such a jerk, F#ck, F#ck,F#ck),
and besides the Terrific Jobee, few women have ventured
onto my ThreadBlog. Even Nancy was in fact a TROLL, Gahh.


So here's some well prepared, chatty Crag Darlins.
Mimi, Nance Romance, Karine.

So now, I'm gittin' outa Mussy Land de originale, er Sierra Madre, Cali, en Movin' up ta da ditch.
Butt, in a bit, after I git back taday from Lisa's Snow Shoe Race, we'll revisit Mussy's post time machine wheels.
Jobee

Social climber
El Portal
Mar 5, 2006 - 08:36am PT
Thanks Tarboy..re-entry was worth the load up on my cyberwindow. Cileys stance says a thousand words miss that guy!

Saw St. Nancy in Merced yesterday..apparently the "those boys suck bald dog" was an infiltration by Swilly himself..ha! She's far too classy for that banter..now she's gonna have to KILL BILL!

Can't.. suited up for launching, watch it Roy the guy's ripped; peddles through a zillion galaxies in seconds. You cannot hide.

Mimi-dude and the Saint slabaneering..omg!

jow


Mimi

Social climber
Seattle
Mar 5, 2006 - 02:15pm PT
Hey Jobee et. al!

Long time no see. Hey Tarbuster, did you take this pic? What climb is it?

I need to try and dig up my old Ditch pics. I'm sure I have a few to share.

That Mimi-dude line still cracks me up. Give everyone my best!
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 5, 2006 - 07:49pm PT
Mimi, what's up sister?
Yes, that's my shot of RCA, Daff Dome.
WBraun

climber
Mar 5, 2006 - 09:36pm PT
The thread is now too long and Tarbuster wants to continue here;

http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.html?topic_id=162184&f=0&b=0

This will speed up the load times for slow connections such as dialups.

SO PLEASE DO NOT POST ANYMORE IN THIS THREAD BUT GOTO THE LINK ABOVE, THANKS
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Jan 28, 2007 - 01:54pm PT
ok werner, needed to bump this one though! follow the links!
Crimpergirl

Social climber
St. Looney
Jan 28, 2007 - 03:59pm PT
And again...
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Jan 28, 2007 - 05:08pm PT


i remember when foz and walt did sentinal falls. it was such huge news the superintendent actually brought it up in the weekly meeting of the park's senior management squad.

too swole.
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Apr 22, 2009 - 09:36pm PT
too, too, much!
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Apr 23, 2009 - 07:25am PT
More mussy please!!!!!


Just don't let Nature's chicken steal the show. . .
pyro

Big Wall climber
Calabasas
Jul 11, 2010 - 08:20pm PT
more Mussy please!!! love this thread.
Fritz

Trad climber
Hagerman, ID
Jul 11, 2010 - 09:04pm PT
Read this one first----bump!
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Jan 1, 2012 - 11:31am PT
bump this in a retrospective mood

do definitely follow this link to the next:
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.html?topic_id=162184&f=0&b=0

Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Nov 5, 2012 - 08:06pm PT
bump
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Nov 5, 2012 - 08:16pm PT
bump
slayton

Trad climber
Here and There
Jan 6, 2013 - 09:14pm PT
Going through these good times old times times I wasn't there but ya gotta love it bump.
guyman

Social climber
Moorpark, CA.
Feb 23, 2013 - 10:04am PT
Was digging into the computer trying to figure out all the old shots...


saw this one...

Tarbuster
Tarbuster
Credit: guyman

Hi Roy hope your having a good time....
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Feb 25, 2013 - 08:53pm PT
bump this
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