Why Jews make bad climbers?

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Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Apr 2, 2013 - 05:28pm PT
I have wandered the desert with a real Ashkenazy.

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Neither of us had a clue...

We heard this was a good place to make tracks. <br/>
WTF?
We heard this was a good place to make tracks.
WTF?
Credit: Reilly
crusher

climber
Santa Monica, CA
Apr 2, 2013 - 05:30pm PT
Oy veh!

Funny thread, must have missed it the first time around. I'm the one who brings the entire contents of the kitchen with us on climbing trips...I'm not the one in the family however, who gets lost in the desert. And he's not Jewish!

stich

Trad climber
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Apr 2, 2013 - 07:52pm PT
Micah Dash had a costume so he could turn into SuperJew. It looked a lot like this:



Klimmer

Mountain climber
Apr 2, 2013 - 09:29pm PT
The Hebrews, The Jews, The Chosen have a wonderful history of climbing and roughing it. I agree with JD. Yeshua ascended to the right hand of Hashem unassisted. G-d is all about ascending to the high places.

Moses, climbing Mt Sinai, The Hebrews 40 years in the wilderness. Great campers for sure after that kind of time. John the Baptist, hardcore. Yeshua fasting and scrambling, climbing 40 days in the wilderness of Jordan. Great climbing for sure there. Beautiful wilderness.

95% Gentile and 5% Ashkenazi Jewish and proud.

Klimmer

zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Apr 2, 2013 - 10:43pm PT
cuz they're not like Jesus anymore?



mt10910

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 5, 2013 - 12:47pm PT
After 5,000 years of tradition
they never took to sport climbing
moosedrool

climber
lost, far away from Poland
Apr 25, 2014 - 11:28am PT
http://www.chabad.org/1262983
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Apr 25, 2014 - 11:58am PT
Moosie, that was AWESOME! You're such a mensch! :-)

"Make yourself small"

Words to live by! And I almost forgot:

"Get up and get dressed."

I gotta try that today.
patrick compton

Trad climber
van
Apr 25, 2014 - 03:34pm PT
Jew climber dilemma:

Free ClimbX cams
Flip Flop

Trad climber
Truckee, CA
Apr 25, 2014 - 03:43pm PT
Never climb with the superstitious. Ain't no fancy god gonna pull you outta this mess.
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Apr 25, 2014 - 05:22pm PT
Climbers make bad jews....or christians, muslims, mormans or any other faith. I'm proud to be a member of a tribe with such a healthy number of non believers.
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Apr 25, 2014 - 05:38pm PT
Climbing is the religion of lunatics.
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
Maestro, Ecosystem Ministry, Fatcrackistan
Apr 25, 2014 - 05:39pm PT
And rock is the alter of our vice.

DMT
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Apr 25, 2014 - 05:55pm PT
Some of yous schmutzes don't seem to unnerstand that being a Jew ain't
necessarily about believing in burning bushes and such.
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Apr 25, 2014 - 06:05pm PT
I know Reilly, there is a grey area there regarding religion and ethnicity but Sammy Davis Junior was a jew...or am I mistaken?
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Apr 25, 2014 - 06:08pm PT
I knew about circumcision, the burning bush thing I hadn't heard of..
moosedrool

climber
lost, far away from Poland
Apr 25, 2014 - 07:10pm PT
the burning bush thing I hadn't heard of

I think you are supposed to burn the buds only, no?

Moose
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Apr 25, 2014 - 07:13pm PT
Schmutz is something you get on your face...
Maybe you mean schmuck?
Flip Flop

Trad climber
Truckee, CA
Apr 25, 2014 - 09:13pm PT
Uh? Yes that's exactly what it means. It's a religion. Either you is or you ain't superstitious. People's Front of Judea, Judean People's Front, What Ever!?
Jingy

climber
Somewhere out there
Apr 25, 2014 - 10:30pm PT
Four Words: Woody Allen On Slab
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