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survival
Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
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Jul 16, 2011 - 06:12pm PT
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Busty Blue Eyed Blonde who likes to go camping and enjoys cooking seeks nice guy
I admit it I am a crappy climber, but I enjoy hiking and more than happy to have the steaks prepped and ready and the beer cold when you and the guys get back to the camp site from your day of climbing.
I love to ski, swim and hang out in the mountains.
Love dogs..
More than willing to go climbing if your patient and don't care if it is a super easy route..
You should get plenty of attention with that line-up.
Plus posting so yer soon to be ex can read it on SuperT??
Whhhhooooo boy!! That's gonna sting a little!
I see some potential for this thread, especially if reader man shows up for some fun too.....
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survival
Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
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Jul 16, 2011 - 06:16pm PT
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Yeah, I'd have burned big for reading ST at a birthday out dinner, thas' fo' sho' !!
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caughtinside
Social climber
Davis, CA
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Jul 16, 2011 - 06:16pm PT
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Wow, if the taco is more interesting than you are...
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
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Jul 16, 2011 - 06:17pm PT
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No offense, but if you are actually the *type* of woman who would get upset about this and then come HERE to piss and moan AND to look for a rebounder....maybe Supertopo was offering a better relationship, as it were.
I know that is catty, but - you post here for a "new guy?" Toxic.
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Prod
Trad climber
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Jul 16, 2011 - 06:25pm PT
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This could be one of the best threads ever, but we need to know....
Who is the Moron from DC?
Prod.
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cleo
Social climber
Berkeley, CA
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Jul 16, 2011 - 06:27pm PT
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where's the popcorn-munching animation?
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hagerty
Social climber
A Sandy Area South of a Salty Lake
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Jul 16, 2011 - 06:28pm PT
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This thread is useless without at least one photo!
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survival
Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
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Jul 16, 2011 - 06:35pm PT
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How am I doing Hagerty?
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Port
Trad climber
San Diego
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Jul 16, 2011 - 06:40pm PT
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wait, there are climbers in Washington DC?
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Jul 16, 2011 - 06:56pm PT
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I like the irony. Kill two birds with one stone. Put him on notice AND find a new pard.
Good luck janni.
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Jingy
climber
Somewhere out there
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Jul 16, 2011 - 06:59pm PT
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Have to agree with Janni.
I think if a guy finds his (insert whatever inane activity guys do here (i.e. video games, browsing the web, facebook) then maybe he should not be with this girl. The girl should be the main focus of his attention.
Not saying "All-day-everyday" attention slathering, no.
But in this instance, with it being a birthday, with it being dinner, with it being out, with them being together... It sort of shows where his head is at, and it will soon figure out that anything online, unless it makes you money, is a total waste of time. Time that could be better served attending to the love of your life or the one who you find fits you best or the one you want to stay with for a while....
Come on.. "Hey, let's go out to dinner on your birthday so I can show you how much I can disregard your presence"?
To be honest, I cannot do any of this at this time, nor do I see myself doing it in the future. That is the good/bad side of being devoted to being single. But if I did have a love in my life, I'd like to be able to be the guy I've mentioned above. One who is attentive (like a good belayer), one who is a leader (like a good leader) but is easily able to follow (like a good second). One who can appreciate the efforts of the other (like being part of a team) ('cept different)
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Jul 16, 2011 - 07:52pm PT
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Do you ever think of ;
movine west?
Going Wyde?
Goimg vegiterian?
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Levy
Big Wall climber
So Cal
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Jul 16, 2011 - 07:56pm PT
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Hey Janni,
If you fancy a little vacation out to California, I can promise you a wonderful time in the amazing Sierra Nevada range.
I am a good cook, great listener & not a jerk who would read this forum while dining with you.
drop me a line if you're interested.
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Auto-X Fil
Mountain climber
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Jul 16, 2011 - 07:56pm PT
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Hey, I'm in the DC metro area at a birthday dinner...
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jstan
climber
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Jul 16, 2011 - 08:10pm PT
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What is the problem? Just go out for a run on the C&O, lazily thrash about at Carderock. and then go with everyone for chili at Donovan's.
All will be well.
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survival
Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
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Jul 16, 2011 - 08:18pm PT
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Going vegiterian?
Ohh helllll nooooo dude !!
Must eat meat!!
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nature
climber
2006 Toyota Tacoma Wherever US, 00000
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Jul 16, 2011 - 08:22pm PT
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dammit... and as it turns out i'm looking for a busty blue eyed blonde that likes to cook.
long way away....
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reddirt
climber
PNW
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Jul 16, 2011 - 08:29pm PT
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at least he hasn't been busted (yet) for molesting members of the Earth Treks climbing team...
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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Jul 16, 2011 - 08:32pm PT
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I live in NH, you're welcome to come climbing sometime.
I'm 32, ex-svelte, and a capable leader.
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Prod
Trad climber
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Jul 16, 2011 - 08:37pm PT
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You should have ordered a bottle of Château Lafite Rothschild, and followed it up with a snifter Remy Martin Louis XIII Black Pearl Limited Edition.
Prod.
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Mtnmun
Trad climber
Top of the Mountain Mun
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Jul 16, 2011 - 09:03pm PT
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It seems the intellectual gravity of the evening had the beau wishing he was climbing.
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R.B.
Trad climber
47N 122W
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Jul 16, 2011 - 09:20pm PT
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^ ^ ^
me thinks me smell
A TROLL!
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Jul 16, 2011 - 09:40pm PT
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And yet, a pretty cool Troll. You really want to believe someone would post this.
Not that you would want anyone to have to....
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k-man
Gym climber
SCruz
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Jul 16, 2011 - 09:54pm PT
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janni, Forget that loser of a BF & come out West where there's real rocks. I won't take you up any pansy-assed easy climbs though, what fun is it if you don't sweat. First off, I'm planning on taking you through some squeezes where you'd wish you didn't have those bombers. Nothing like a few cat scratches on the nipples to make you feel like something is really happening, eh? Then we'll do some face climbing, where you can show off your grace and balance. That is if you can climb after drinking a gallon of stiff margaritas. Next, after we rap off the ends or our ropes & the Sun starts to set, we can think about dinner. If nature is game, we'll be smelling like fish for days. Whaddaya say?
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tomtom
Social climber
Seattle, Wa
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Jul 16, 2011 - 09:55pm PT
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I=pad sex.
There's an app for that.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Jul 16, 2011 - 10:43pm PT
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And a real jerk?
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Jul 16, 2011 - 10:52pm PT
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Nature, don't tell me you're womanless again??????
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michaeld
Sport climber
Near Tahoe, CA
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Jul 16, 2011 - 10:52pm PT
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This taco > your Taco?
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Jul 16, 2011 - 11:00pm PT
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Hey janni
What's an acceptable amount of time after sex to check Supertopo?
Just wonderin'.
cuddle>smoke>Taco?
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Vegasclimber
Trad climber
Las Vegas, NV.
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Jul 16, 2011 - 11:16pm PT
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I think we need more shots of the cleavage, just to get this in perspective :p
This is some funny sh#t.
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couchmaster
climber
pdx
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Jul 16, 2011 - 11:17pm PT
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Thanks for the chuckle Janni, if your story is true: good luck! If not, even more worthy of a chuckle.
Seems like the soon to be Ex might be at the store picking up some flowers as he hasn't responded to your thread yet.
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NigelSSI
Trad climber
B.C.
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Jul 16, 2011 - 11:29pm PT
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Relationship breaker: Addicted to Supertopo.
Notice to Supertopo addicts: Looking for new man.
Is this self sabotage in action? ;)
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donini
Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
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Jul 16, 2011 - 11:32pm PT
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Wow...you guys could get trolled by a Barbie Doll.
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habitat
climber
grass pass
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Jul 16, 2011 - 11:32pm PT
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No it is a real post, a real women and real cleavage..
Busted.
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survival
Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
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Jul 16, 2011 - 11:44pm PT
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Fish Finder
Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
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Jul 17, 2011 - 12:37am PT
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Hey janni,
why are your tits more important to you than your face?
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Rankin
Social climber
Greensboro, North Carolina
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Jul 17, 2011 - 12:38am PT
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Don't listen to him janni. He's just jealous that his tits aren't as nice as yours.
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Mtnmun
Trad climber
Top of the Mountain Mun
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Jul 17, 2011 - 12:38am PT
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Rankin, Bwaaahahaaa.....Let's get that hook out of your mouth.
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Captain...or Skully
climber
or some such
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Jul 17, 2011 - 12:42am PT
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What if he's a GP Apron climber?
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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Jul 17, 2011 - 12:42am PT
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It was my birthday.. wtf
Chicks are weird about their birthdays.
White knights are out in full force on this one...
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Prod
Trad climber
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Jul 17, 2011 - 12:54am PT
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how many teeth you got???...
Hahaha, gud un Locker.
I still think he needs to be outed?
Prod.
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Rankin
Social climber
Greensboro, North Carolina
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Jul 17, 2011 - 01:17am PT
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Mtnmun,
Please.....hook out of my mouth. I smelled a troll right off the bat. However, she's got style. Locker, you're killing me dude! Ron, I know Fish Finder quite well actually, and he's got nothing on that photo. He's got a super personality though.
How cool would it be if it were true...
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SeanH
Trad climber
San Francisco, CA
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Jul 17, 2011 - 01:37am PT
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dibs!
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bergbryce
Mountain climber
South Lake Tahoe, CA
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Jul 17, 2011 - 02:24am PT
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Bet he was reading Wings of Steel threads.
You should try reading them too.
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bergbryce
Mountain climber
South Lake Tahoe, CA
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Jul 17, 2011 - 02:55am PT
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My GF is way into WoS dramas. It's great!
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Jul 17, 2011 - 02:33pm PT
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Sounds like a submissive passive lurker no way he posts....
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reddirt
climber
PNW
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Jul 17, 2011 - 02:34pm PT
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Name please... or at least initials? Does he post a lot on the PATC-MS listserv too, I wonder...
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survival
Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
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Jul 17, 2011 - 02:35pm PT
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More Pix.
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krahmes
Social climber
Stumptown
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Jul 17, 2011 - 03:28pm PT
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Jul 17, 2011 - 03:44pm PT
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He's a gym climber with no lead card, perhaps?
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survival
Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
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Jul 17, 2011 - 04:48pm PT
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One step above a belay card, I think.
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jstan
climber
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Jul 17, 2011 - 04:59pm PT
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OK I have the solution to all of our problems.
1. Get the Porsche.
2. The site quoting a value for ST comes up with a number near $30,000. Now knowledgeable sources follow the rule of thumb that property and businesses should yield a net cash flow of between 0.5% and 1% of their value each month. This means the sum total of all our work is worth between
$5 and $10 a day.
Let's say, on average, there fifty of us on for two hours a day. That means we are getting between five and ten cents an hour. So here is a proposition.
When you buy any container on which there is a deposit and you throw it into your recycling bin at home, I believe the retailer pockets the deposit as an increase in price. At the same time Trader Joe's is encouraging people to bring their own bags so as to reduce trash.
Trader Joe's could well be interested in letting ST posters park a truck in one of their parking places so as to accept returned containers and reimburse their customers at least partly. Indeed I think Trader Joe's would even support the activity, provided the truck is a Mercedes.
When it gets to the point you are running a franchise, you can always go back to posting on ST.
Beats five cents an hour, don't it?
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nature
climber
2006 Toyota Tacoma Wherever US, 00000
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Jul 17, 2011 - 05:19pm PT
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gift him the book.
Way of the Superior Man
on the way out the door (to head over to my place ;-)
that's f*#king funny, Tami.....
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Prod
Trad climber
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Jul 17, 2011 - 06:05pm PT
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What's a Lead card
I thought it had something to do with Broadway performers?
Prod.
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nature
climber
2006 Toyota Tacoma Wherever US, 00000
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Jul 17, 2011 - 06:21pm PT
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i thought you just got a belay card and then once you could lead they put a gold star on it?
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Captain...or Skully
climber
or some such
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Jul 17, 2011 - 06:24pm PT
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Clear as mud. Gold star, eh?
Hmm.
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nature
climber
2006 Toyota Tacoma Wherever US, 00000
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Jul 17, 2011 - 06:40pm PT
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If she never checked him for the gold star it isn't thread drift.
that coulda been the first sign of trouble.
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k-man
Gym climber
SCruz
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Jul 17, 2011 - 07:02pm PT
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Doesn't anybody get it? janni is LEB's new avatar.
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Meow Now
Trad climber
Emerald City
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Jul 17, 2011 - 07:12pm PT
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^^^^B-I-N-G-0^^^^
You are a wise man. Her last post was about hmmm cleavage and this post is about...
Enough said. (snicker, snicker)
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Prod
Trad climber
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Jul 17, 2011 - 07:25pm PT
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Jefe,
What do you get if you "get" a gold star? Other that getting a gold star?
Prod.
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nature
climber
2006 Toyota Tacoma Wherever US, 00000
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Jul 17, 2011 - 07:26pm PT
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Clear as mud.
if Janni is LEB then it's just another piece of a large body of evidence that LEB sucks.
but we already knew that.....
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Jul 17, 2011 - 07:35pm PT
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Prod
Tacos for life.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Jul 17, 2011 - 07:45pm PT
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Doesn't anybody get it? janni is LEB's new avatar.
LOL, that would be 2 gud to be true!
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Vegasclimber
Trad climber
Las Vegas, NV.
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Jul 17, 2011 - 07:46pm PT
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Tacos rule.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Jul 17, 2011 - 08:14pm PT
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Doesn't anybody get it? janni is LEB's new avatar.
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Suddenly this place is malodorous again.
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nature
climber
2006 Toyota Tacoma Wherever US, 00000
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Jul 17, 2011 - 11:10pm PT
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men that talk about another man's penis size are generally challenged in that area.
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nutjob
Gym climber
Berkeley, CA
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Jul 17, 2011 - 11:47pm PT
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What about men who talk about men who talk about....
Then I implicate myself by virtue of men who talk about men who talk about men who talk about....
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Jul 18, 2011 - 01:30am PT
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As usual, Jstan hits the nail on the head!!!!
Hee hee hee. . .
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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Jul 18, 2011 - 01:32am PT
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These threads are the anti-porn.
Thank God for the internet.
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nature
climber
2006 Toyota Tacoma Wherever US, 00000
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Jul 18, 2011 - 02:12am PT
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it just gets weirder from here on out now doesn't it nutjob?
i mean if I talk about men who talk about men who talk about men and I was one of the men talking about the men I'm now indirectly talking about myself which means I can say whatever I want and it'll be true
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couchmaster
climber
pdx
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Jul 18, 2011 - 10:12am PT
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LOL, we are making less than a canner picking cans out of the trash. LOL...
Jstan said: Jul 17, 2011 - 01:59pm PT
OK I have the solution to all of our problems.
1. Get the Porsche.
2. The site quoting a value for ST comes up with a number near $30,000. Now knowledgeable sources follow the rule of thumb that property and businesses should yield a net cash flow of between 0.5% and 1% of their value each month. This means the sum total of all our work is worth between
$5 and $10 a day.
Let's say, on average, there fifty of us on for two hours a day. That means we are getting between five and ten cents an hour. So here is a proposition.
When you buy any container on which there is a deposit and you throw it into your recycling bin at home, I believe the retailer pockets the deposit as an increase in price. At the same time Trader Joe's is encouraging people to bring their own bags so as to reduce trash.
Trader Joe's could well be interested in letting ST posters park a truck in one of their parking places so as to accept returned containers and reimburse their customers at least partly. Indeed I think Trader Joe's would even support the activity, provided the truck is a Mercedes.
When it gets to the point you are running a franchise, you can always go back to posting on ST.
Beats five cents an hour, don't it?
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k-man
Gym climber
SCruz
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Jul 18, 2011 - 11:07am PT
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GDavis, Sarah "This is how my body rolls" Palin never looked so good.
Forget the pants, I want a Tiger Lady!
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survival
Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
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Jul 18, 2011 - 02:02pm PT
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Dang Cosmic, that's a funny one!!!
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nature
climber
2006 Toyota Tacoma Wherever US, 00000
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Jul 18, 2011 - 02:16pm PT
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I'm not sure Ouch! could have done better!
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nature
climber
2006 Toyota Tacoma Wherever US, 00000
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Jul 18, 2011 - 02:24pm PT
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and always will be.
but that shouldn't at all undermine the quality of your work.
that is probably the funniest one i've seen you produce.
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Prod
Trad climber
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Jul 18, 2011 - 02:25pm PT
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Come on Janni,
We need an update!
Prod.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Jul 18, 2011 - 02:37pm PT
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I think I can detect a Victoria's Secret ad on his ST page.
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SCseagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz
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Jul 18, 2011 - 07:38pm PT
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Genius!!!!!!!! That left hand action, Bwahahahahahahaha, poor Janni.
Guy's got a hard on for all the LEB postings. Susan
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survival
Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
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Jul 18, 2011 - 07:40pm PT
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Ok, if Janni and lamesauce aren't coming out to play, let's let this go.
Donini has Tajikistan up now!!!
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Captain...or Skully
climber
or some such
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Jul 18, 2011 - 08:37pm PT
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I'd bet "Janni" don't even exist. Who can know?
The proof is in the pudding. I'm not even sure what that means, but it sounds good. Haha!
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R.B.
Trad climber
47N 122W
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Jul 20, 2011 - 10:15pm PT
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Janalese appears to be real and the post legit, so I retract my "troll" statement above. I sure would hate to be the guy who had to figure out by the time he was reading his 3rd topic on the ST forum that Janni had already been "two metro stops away" -- way to spank the naughty climber Janni!
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HighTraverse
Trad climber
Bay Area
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Jul 20, 2011 - 10:24pm PT
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right after sex ... jerk Looks like "jerk" won't be reading SuperTopo right after sex for a while.
c'mon "jerk", get a life
Actually going climbing and telling tall tales around the campfire with your janni and a glass of wine, sharing janni's birthday wholeheartedly, snuggling and cooing after sex......maybe going another round...that's living.
Suck it up and show her how much you really care......if she's still listening.
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Anastasia
climber
hanging from an ice pick and missing my mama.
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Jul 20, 2011 - 10:34pm PT
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Laughing... You know that he's a winner when he ignores phone calls, computers, and all other devices for you. Anything less, well either use him or leave for something better. Now trying to get him to be something he is not is silly.
AFS
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HighTraverse
Trad climber
Bay Area
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Jul 21, 2011 - 12:44pm PT
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janni
No.....and I'll mention your compliment to my wife!
Treating a woman well isn't rocket science. Although it sometimes seems counterintuitive. I mean why isn't browsing the internet right after sex appealing?
ummmmm....if you're a Domme why didn't you take away his toys for being a naughty boy?
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bookworm
Social climber
Falls Church, VA
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Jul 21, 2011 - 03:49pm PT
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hey janni
i'm in dc and love easy routes...looooong, slooooooow, eeeeeeasy routes
and i don't own a smartphone or blackberry or pad
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Prod
Trad climber
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Jul 21, 2011 - 03:57pm PT
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So Janni,
Did you dump the dude or is he on probation.
Prod.
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survival
Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
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Jul 22, 2011 - 10:36am PT
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The Idiot from DC is on serious notice..
major probation..
Engaging universal female dialog translator:
click# Whirrrrr bzzzzzzt click#
Translation to follow:
She had no intention of firing his sorry a##. This whole thread was just a massive feminine attention grabber. She now has him firmly by the gonads for the love of busty blondes.
I hope he has at least seen and enjoyed the thread?
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atchafalaya
Boulder climber
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Jul 22, 2011 - 02:01pm PT
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You two just need to get married, than it won't matter if either or both want to surf after sex. What did you want the poor guy to do anyway, listen? Hahahahahah
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survival
Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
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Jul 22, 2011 - 02:57pm PT
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Who does your girlfriend play for Jim?
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survival
Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
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Jul 22, 2011 - 03:26pm PT
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Hot Damn Jim!!
I'd go to watch them play!!
And she could keep my attention at a birthday dinner too.....
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Jul 22, 2011 - 03:30pm PT
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I'm just posting so we can start a new page.
This shit's bor-ring.
Edit:
Someone already did it.
Shit's not boring anymore.
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the Fet
climber
Tu-Tok-A-Nu-La
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Jul 22, 2011 - 03:36pm PT
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Best first post to the taco ever.
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Prod
Trad climber
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Jul 22, 2011 - 05:13pm PT
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The Idiot from DC is on serious notice..
major probation..
He won. Probation will come to an end and he will be forgiven. You should at least tell us who he is.
Prod.
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ubernoober
climber
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Jul 23, 2011 - 04:34am PT
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I can't believe I just read this entire thread. How disappointing.
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Hoffbrow
Trad climber
California
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Jul 23, 2011 - 12:09pm PT
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Hey. he was texting to have the surprise party friends know that it was time to show up and surprise you with your new SUV and Fuel card to go on 3 years worth of climbing adventures :) Bummer; now he has to bring that other Hottie Girl that has been wanting to climb with him for the last 9 months :)0
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