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Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Topic Author's Original Post - Dec 8, 2010 - 12:26am PT
No,.. I didn't do anything.


Biting off your husband's tongue?
WTF?

Welcome to the third millennium.





My question is this; where exactly do they draw the line? What constitutes merely misdemeanor mayhem?


Please,... be creative.
Peter Haan

Trad climber
San Francisco, CA
Dec 8, 2010 - 12:29am PT
It's a felony when you scare the horses, according to the Queen.
mike m

Trad climber
black hills
Dec 8, 2010 - 12:56am PT
Climbing Shiprock = misdomeanor mayham
Writing about it on the internet = felony mayham
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 8, 2010 - 02:35am PT
Hard to believe there's much mayhem in Toquerville, especially within range of your house, Ron.
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
leading the away team, but not in a red shirt!
Dec 8, 2010 - 07:41am PT
Might be a basejumper or two, in a secret lair.
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
Dec 8, 2010 - 08:39am PT
Locker....if you attempt that , use a popcorn bag like pee wee herman used in the theater...it was only a misdemeanor...rj
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 8, 2010 - 10:46am PT
Haven't seen it on the news again. Anybody have a link?

What do they call this? The oral Lorena?
thebravecowboy

climber
The Good Places
Jan 20, 2017 - 05:19pm PT
felony mayham
c wilmot

climber
Jan 20, 2017 - 05:30pm PT
I got accused of "borderline wildlife harassment" by an LE for splashing a deer with water in Yosemite..

I assured the ranger I would keep the deer dry in the future...

Let me go with a warning
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