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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 23, 2010 - 03:19pm PT
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what does an as$hole and a 9 volt battery have in common?
Both are shocking when you lick them.
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KP Ariza
climber
SCC
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Jul 23, 2010 - 05:02pm PT
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How do blondes like there eggs in the morning?
unfertilized
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georgiegirl
Sport climber
Heaven
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Jul 23, 2010 - 06:13pm PT
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What do two climbers say to each other in bed?
condom?
-condom on.
f**king
-f**k on!
coming
-come on!
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john hansen
climber
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Jul 23, 2010 - 08:40pm PT
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If you live in Arkansas,, whats the difference between a Divorce and a Tornado?
Not much... either way your gonna lose the trailer...
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SCseagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz
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Jul 24, 2010 - 12:39am PT
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Gun control means using two hands.
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Jul 24, 2010 - 01:24am PT
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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?
Anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.
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M. Volland
Trad climber
Grand Canyon
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Jul 24, 2010 - 11:44am PT
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I went climbing with a pirate once. But only once, because all he wanted to climb were, "RRR-rated pitches Mate."
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rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
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Jul 24, 2010 - 02:26pm PT
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Why do little girls put fish in their pockets?
So they can smell like big girls...
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Brent Mattix
Trad climber
Roseville, CA
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Jul 25, 2010 - 11:35am PT
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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
DAMN!
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426
climber
Buzzard Point, TN
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Jul 25, 2010 - 11:37am PT
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What hold the moon in place?
Beams
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Salamanizer
Trad climber
The land of Fruits & Nuts!
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Jul 26, 2010 - 01:09am PT
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You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Uh??? EVERYWHERE!
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Shack
Big Wall climber
Reno NV
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Jul 26, 2010 - 04:22am PT
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Why don't the Arabs have driver training and sex education on the same day?
It's too hard on the camels.
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Mtnmun
Trad climber
Top of the Mountain Mun
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Jul 26, 2010 - 11:30am PT
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What is an Austrailian kiss?
Just like a French kiss only
down unda!
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HighTraverse
Trad climber
Bay Area
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Jul 26, 2010 - 09:58pm PT
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Did'ja hear the one about the roof?
d'uh....nope
Good thing, it's over your head
(a 2 liner "short" joke)
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tonesfrommars
Trad climber
California
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Jul 26, 2010 - 10:31pm PT
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why does snoop carry an umbrella
for drizzle
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d-know
Trad climber
electric lady land
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Jul 26, 2010 - 10:42pm PT
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what did
one tampon
say to another?
nuthin',
they were
both stuck
up c#&%s.
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 27, 2010 - 12:16pm PT
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GROSS!
and funny :-)
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Friend
climber
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Jul 27, 2010 - 02:34pm PT
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a termite walks into a bar and says, is the bar tender here
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Sitting Duck
Mountain climber
The Arctic
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Jul 27, 2010 - 04:41pm PT
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Hey, don't walk on the lawn!
I'm not walking, I'm coming!
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JOEY.F
Social climber
sebastopol
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Jul 27, 2010 - 06:41pm PT
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There's a new resturant on the moon.
Great food, but no atmosphere.
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