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rockermike

Trad climber
Berkeley
Dec 1, 2012 - 05:27pm PT
Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout, "Air in the hands mother stickers, this is a f*#k up!"
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Dec 1, 2012 - 05:45pm PT
Why do Brides wear white?

So they match the rest of the kitchen appliances.
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 3, 2012 - 02:10pm PT
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.

the photon says, "no thank, I'm traveling light".
nutjob

Gym climber
Berkeley, CA
Dec 3, 2012 - 02:23pm PT
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One, but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to really want to change.
briham89

Big Wall climber
san jose, ca
Dec 3, 2012 - 02:25pm PT
So a guy bolts next to a crack...... I can't remember how this one ends
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Dec 3, 2012 - 02:36pm PT
4"

:(
Enty

Trad climber
Dec 3, 2012 - 04:25pm PT
So after 10 years of dating and 12 years of marriage the wife has finally said yes to anal sex...........but what on earth is a strap-on?

E
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Dec 3, 2012 - 09:03pm PT
Enty, I am afraid your prostate is going to be checked!

very funny
rwedgee

Ice climber
canyon country,CA
Dec 3, 2012 - 09:12pm PT
If one lesbian c*#k blocks another is it called a beaver dam ?
Edge

Trad climber
New Durham, NH
Dec 3, 2012 - 09:19pm PT
Because he was a scientist, Throckmorton knew that if he ever broke wind in the echo chamber he would never hear the end of it.
Rudder

Trad climber
Costa Mesa, CA
Dec 4, 2012 - 07:12pm PT
Two Peanuts were walking down the street, One was assaulted.

Sorry, lol, I just heard that on Pawn Stars. :)
Gene

climber
Dec 4, 2012 - 08:41pm PT
Not short, but not overly long.

The Pope is working at his desk when a senior Cardinal rushes in.

Holy Father. I have the most incredible good news and bad news for you. Which do you want first?

Give me the good news first, my son.

Holy Father. Jesus has returned. Hes holding on the phone to talk to you.

My son, what possible bad news could there be on a day like this?

Hes calling from Salt Lake City.

Plaidman

Trad climber
South Slope of Mt. Tabor, Portland, Oregon, USA
Dec 4, 2012 - 08:50pm PT
There is a new drink out at the bars in New York.
It's called a Sandy. It's a watered down Manhattan!

I'll be here all week!
froodish

Social climber
Portland, Oregon
Dec 4, 2012 - 09:25pm PT
A baby harp seal walks into a club.
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Dec 4, 2012 - 09:37pm PT
Heh.^^^
bajaandy

climber
Escondido, CA
Dec 4, 2012 - 09:44pm PT
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll drink beer all day.
cliffhanger

Trad climber
California
Dec 5, 2012 - 02:18pm PT
A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took
the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all.'
'Me neither doc,' said the husband.
'But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.'
TGT

Social climber
So Cal
Dec 5, 2012 - 08:25pm PT
Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Dec 30, 2012 - 01:26pm PT
I was in bed with a blind girl the other night.

She said I had the biggest c*#k she had ever put her hands on.

I told her she was pulling my leg.
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Dec 30, 2012 - 01:42pm PT
Why was the squirrel doing the backstroke across the pond?

To keep his nuts dry!
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