Evan Bayh (D-Indiana): As much as I love being a public servant, I cannot continue to do so given the current condition of my panties. They’re in a bind.
President Obama: I could tell that Evan’s panties had gotten all wee-weed up. I offered to have a dialogue with him and his panties. This country needs Evan Bayh, but he’s no good to us with his panties in a bunch. Believe me, Evan, if I could reach down in there and untwist them myself, I would, brother. Unfortunately, I’ve got my hands full with Michelle and Hillary.
What time does the two o'clock tour begin? Was this all man-made?
Short Jokes
Short skirts tend to make men more polite. We all wait for them to get on the escalator first.
Don't trust guys with short legs: Their brains are too near their ass.
It takes zero radio astronomers to change a light bulb because they aren't interested in short wave stuff.
Even a short pencil is more reliable than the longest memory.
Brown Jokes
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.
Doctor: What does he call his other eye?
What's black and brown and looks good on an attorney?
A Doberman.
Adolph, the Brown-Nosed Reindeer, could run as fast as Rudolph but couldn't stop worth a sh#t.
Tattoo Jokes
Two mates, one a black Jamaican, the other a white Alabaman, are taking a friendly pee. The rastaman notices a W-Y tat on the redneck's thing and he says, "I got 'W-Y' on me peter, too, mon. Whatcha story?"
Elmer strokes himself to an erection so the cat can see that he has "Wendy" tattooed on himself.
"Don't tell me y'all know some bitch Wendy, too," he says.
"Noh, mon, it say, 'Welcome to Jamaica. Have a Nice Day.'"
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