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Enty

Trad climber
Dec 3, 2012 - 04:25pm PT
So after 10 years of dating and 12 years of marriage the wife has finally said yes to anal sex...........but what on earth is a strap-on?

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moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Dec 3, 2012 - 09:03pm PT
Enty, I am afraid your prostate is going to be checked!

very funny
rwedgee

Ice climber
canyon country,CA
Dec 3, 2012 - 09:12pm PT
If one lesbian c*#k blocks another is it called a beaver dam ?
Edge

Trad climber
New Durham, NH
Dec 3, 2012 - 09:19pm PT
Because he was a scientist, Throckmorton knew that if he ever broke wind in the echo chamber he would never hear the end of it.
Rudder

Trad climber
Costa Mesa, CA
Dec 4, 2012 - 07:12pm PT
Two Peanuts were walking down the street, One was assaulted.

Sorry, lol, I just heard that on Pawn Stars. :)
Gene

climber
Dec 4, 2012 - 08:41pm PT
Not short, but not overly long.

The Pope is working at his desk when a senior Cardinal rushes in.

Holy Father. I have the most incredible good news and bad news for you. Which do you want first?

Give me the good news first, my son.

Holy Father. Jesus has returned. He’s holding on the phone to talk to you.

My son, what possible bad news could there be on a day like this?

He’s calling from Salt Lake City.

Plaidman

Trad climber
South Slope of Mt. Tabor, Portland, Oregon, USA
Dec 4, 2012 - 08:50pm PT
There is a new drink out at the bars in New York.
It's called a Sandy. It's a watered down Manhattan!

I'll be here all week!
froodish

Social climber
Portland, Oregon
Dec 4, 2012 - 09:25pm PT
A baby harp seal walks into a club.
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Dec 4, 2012 - 09:37pm PT
Heh.^^^
bajaandy

climber
Escondido, CA
Dec 4, 2012 - 09:44pm PT
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll drink beer all day.
cliffhanger

Trad climber
California
Dec 5, 2012 - 02:18pm PT
A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took
the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all.'
'Me neither doc,' said the husband.
'But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.'
TGT

Social climber
So Cal
Dec 5, 2012 - 08:25pm PT
Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Dec 30, 2012 - 01:26pm PT
I was in bed with a blind girl the other night.

She said I had the biggest c*#k she had ever put her hands on.

I told her she was pulling my leg.
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Dec 30, 2012 - 01:42pm PT
Why was the squirrel doing the backstroke across the pond?

To keep his nuts dry!
weezy

climber
Dec 30, 2012 - 01:55pm PT
what does a nosey pepper do?

it gets jalapeño business.
Fish Finder

Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
Mar 25, 2013 - 06:49pm PT



Her legs were like butter




















































































































































































They spread easy
Norwegian

Trad climber
the tip of god's middle finger
May 4, 2013 - 09:31pm PT
have you heard the one
about the rich man's widow?
she filled her dress with
stolen eggs!

the people of the town
a gathered 'round
to laugh her down.

when those eggs all broke
and ran down her leg.

manzanita man

Social climber
somerset, ca.
May 4, 2013 - 09:41pm PT
this old couple goes to a marriage councilor. she askes what the problem is. the old man says its sex. she wants it infrequently. the councilor askes.






















































is that 1 word or 2
goatboy smellz

climber
Nederland-GulfBreeze
Jul 10, 2013 - 08:39pm PT
Why is your oven smoking?


























Because it just finished fvcking the dishwasher.

Trad is Rad

Trad climber
San Luis Obispo California
Jul 11, 2013 - 12:17am PT
What do you call a 16 year old girl that can run faster than her 10 brothers?
A virgin

Whats the worst part about blow up dolls?
They smell and you have to drain them every two weeks
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