nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 1, 2010 - 10:18am PT
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A guy walks into a bar and on the bar is a pot of $100 bills....
D'oh! no wait... that one is far too long.
Beuhler?
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MisterE
Social climber
Bouncy Tiggerville
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I used to think I was indecisive, now I am not so sure.
Department of redundancy department!
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the kid
Trad climber
fayetteville, wv
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look
in
the
mirror
BHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
;)
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nutjob
Trad climber
Berkeley, CA
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A guy walks into a bar.
The second guy ducks.
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matty
Trad climber
los arbor
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What's wrong with a gay BBQ?
The hot dogs taste like sh#t.
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Derek
climber
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A guy walks in to a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but plastic wrap. The doctor takes one look at him, and says "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts".
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apogee
climber
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Does the world smell different to short people?
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 1, 2010 - 10:46am PT
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the looking in the mirror joke doesn't make me laugh.
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Mighty Hiker
climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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If we post dwarf jokes, Chris might toss us out of here.
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HighTraverse
Trad climber
Bay Area
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yuh ever bin ta Utaaahhhhrr?
......pause for effect.......
Whyyy?
ah'm frum Utaaaahhhrrrr....
...pause...
whurr the men 're men......an' the sheep're all nervous
Credits to Utah Phillips (RIP)
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Rokjox
Trad climber
Boys I'dunno
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Look in your pants.
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pud
climber
Sportbikeville & Yucca brevifolia
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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep when they die?
'Cause deep down they're good people.
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BurnRockBurn
climber
South of Black Rock City (CC,NV)
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What do you have if you have a moth ball in each hand?
A BIG FUGGING MOTH
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Yeah, but Anders, my jokes might dwarf yours!!!!!
hee hee hee
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throwpie
Trad climber
Berkeley
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A duck walked into a drugstore and said "give me a tube of chapstick and put it on my bill."
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locker
Social climber
PopEYEville
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A dude called Nature goes to make a cup of COFFEE...
WARNING!!!...
MAY contain FECAL MATTER...
;-)
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MisterE
Social climber
Bouncy Tiggerville
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How about the near-deaf genie who gave the guy a million ducks and a 12-inch pianist?
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 1, 2010 - 11:31am PT
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E - :-)
I finally got Anders' dwarf comment.
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 1, 2010 - 11:33am PT
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What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
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nutjob
Trad climber
Berkeley, CA
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I never knew it took a fish with no eye to make a baby. Maybe too obscure?
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