The Massive Ark on the Moon (very OT, but of high interest)

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Dingus Milktoast

Trad climber
Minister of Moderation, Fatcrackistan
Apr 12, 2016 - 04:25pm PT
So about those blonde Peruvians.... nephilitie?

DMT
Winemaker

Sport climber
Yakima, WA
Apr 12, 2016 - 05:47pm PT
Dingus, you're off topic. We're currently talking about the Giant Balls of Machu Pichu, or as some theorize, the giant Giant Stone Eggs of the Birdmen of Machu Pichu. Seems that the nephlim laid these eggs to preserve the Birdman (and Birdwormen, for that matter) because of the approach of an alien comet that was going to destroy the world, or at least cause great inconvenience.

Turns out that recently discovered extremely ancient runes, deciphered with the help of the recently (and very fortuitously) discovered 'Code Book of the Ancients' indicate that in fact, as verified by many sources, the alien comet that struck the earth was an ice ball. This is where the story of Noah originated; the ice comet melted as it entered the earth's atmosphere and it rained comet juice for forty days and forty nights, flooding the entire earth and destroying the venerated city of Atlantis in the process.

In any case, the Giant Balls (or eggs) survived the flood and eventually hatched, reviving the ancient race of the Birdmen (and Birdwomen) of Machu Pichu. The rest, as they say, is history.

Needless to say, this short summary of the cataclysmic impact of the ice comet Moroni with the ancient earth covers only some of the facts. More details are available upon request. If you have any doubt of the veracity of this exposition, please disprove it.
cintune

climber
Colorado School of Mimes
Apr 12, 2016 - 06:23pm PT
Nephil-Lite. Less filling, tastes great.
Craig Fry

Trad climber
So Cal.
Apr 12, 2016 - 06:29pm PT
From my collection of possible ET artifacts <br/>
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From my collection of possible ET artifacts
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Credit: Craig Fry
Credit: Craig Fry
couchmaster

climber
Apr 12, 2016 - 06:54pm PT



DAMIT, where'd my long thoughtful post just get off too ? Short version, stop teasing Tom and Klimmer, start teasing these folks spending over $100 million on the search for alien life. Link: http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/stephen-hawking-billionaire-team-100-million-quest-find/story?id=38331436






My what nice balls you have there Craig. ...? wait...HEY NOW!
Craig Fry

Trad climber
So Cal.
Apr 12, 2016 - 07:36pm PT
If they find something, it will be worth the $100 Million

so far, nothing
Randisi

climber
Apr 12, 2016 - 07:49pm PT
It seems the nephilitic giants had to bury the Andean birdmen to keep them from ravaging the Smithsonian Institute for proof of Freemasonry and Bilderbergerism!

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Missing photo ID#452497
Winemaker

Sport climber
Yakima, WA
Apr 12, 2016 - 08:19pm PT
Randisi, (and I barely am barely able to type this as I shake with fear and revelation) is it possible that those ..... creatures.......are some sort of giant alien nephilim frozen in the, to them, alien soil of earth? And, should they be released, might they, in their rage, trigger some sort of apocalyptic Armageddon, snuffing out all life on earth, sending us all to meet G-d to atone for our (perceived) sins? Are they in fact a manifestation of the Donald? Seems pretty reasonable to me.
Lorenzo

Trad climber
Portland Oregon
Apr 12, 2016 - 08:50pm PT
Just really big chess pawns.

The Nephilim are on a bigger scale than you are even imagining.
Dingus Milktoast

Trad climber
Minister of Moderation, Fatcrackistan
Apr 13, 2016 - 03:10am PT
So... about those blonde Peruvians? Tom? Anyone?

DMT
healyje

Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
Apr 13, 2016 - 04:10am PT
Any DNA testing on them? Would seem pretty straightforward to figure out, though mutations generate all kinds of organisms which seem anomalous to our expectations.
Dingus Milktoast

Trad climber
Minister of Moderation, Fatcrackistan
Apr 13, 2016 - 04:28am PT
I couldn't find any 4-hour videos on them. So no homework for you! ;)

DMT
Randisi

climber
Apr 13, 2016 - 05:36am PT
Secret sonar images sent to me by a deep government source:

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Missing photo ID#452537

They are waiting...
Winemaker

Sport climber
Yakima, WA
Apr 13, 2016 - 07:54am PT
Nice cartoonograph Randisi! My suspicion is that the mud generated by the ice comet Moroni when it turned to comet juice after entering the earth's atmosphere captured those nephilim and then hardened, trapping them to this day.

I did a quick calculation as to the size of the ice comet Moroni. I assumed that Noah's Ark was grounded about halfway up Mt. Ararat, approximately 2500 m above sea level. Using this height I then calculated the volume of water needed to raise sea level to that height. Turns out the ice comet Moroni was about 1220 km in diameter, with a total volume of about 9.5 X 10^8 km^3. My guess is that it was moving pretty slowly when it struck the earth and turned to juice.

When it rained for forty days and nights, the rain was falling at about 2.6 m/hr, which is a heavy rain indeed!

Edited for spelling/grammar.
Phantom X

Trad climber
Honeycomb Hideout
Apr 14, 2016 - 11:21am PT
Backing away slowly over here.
Winemaker

Sport climber
Yakima, WA
Apr 14, 2016 - 11:50am PT
Phantom X ........

Niagara Falls!!! Slowly I turned, and step by step, inch by inch.......




Edited just because.
healyje

Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
Apr 14, 2016 - 12:46pm PT
Next we'll be hearing Klimmer and Tom have joined the SpaceX truthers...
rmuir

Social climber
From the Time Before the Rocks Cooled.
Apr 14, 2016 - 03:40pm PT
Celestial Phenomenon Over Nuremberg, April 14th, 1561.

http://publicdomainreview.org/collections/celestial-phenomenon-over-nuremberg-april-14th-1561/

455 years ago, today. The witnessing of some kind of alien spaceship battle occurring in the Bavarian skies. Must be true, since there were eye witnesses…

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http://www.amazon.com/Flying-Saucers-Modern-Things-Skies/dp/0691018227

"In the threatening situation of the world today, when people are beginning to see that everything is at stake, the projection-creating fantasy soars beyond the realm of earthly organizations and powers into the heavens, into interstellar space, where the rulers of human fate, the gods, once had their abode in the planets.... Even people who would never have thought that a religious problem could be a serious matter that concerned them personally are beginning to ask themselves fundamental questions. Under these circumstances it would not be at all surprising if those sections of the community who ask themselves nothing were visited by `visions,' by a widespread myth seriously believed in by some and rejected as absurd by others." —C. G. Jung, in Flying Saucers : A Modern Myth of Things Seen in the Skies
Splater

climber
Grey Matter
Apr 14, 2016 - 03:54pm PT
"455 years ago, today."

Only one day after Friday the 13th fell on a Wednesday !
Pure coincidance? I think nut. Aliens in the sky has now been automated to mass chEmtrails! ConSpiro-Sky
TomCochrane

Trad climber
Santa Cruz Mountains and Monterey Bay
Apr 14, 2016 - 10:02pm PT
a world view perspective is sort of arbitrary as to how it was established in your mind

most people just accept their word view as the way it is, without questioning or critical examination

so how are you guys doing in there?


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