Toenail photo. Festering in very early stages...

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Crimpergirl

Sport climber
St. Louis
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 25, 2005 - 11:35pm PT
Suggestions Brainblow? Just rip off the toenails or you mean paint them another color? They HAVE to have sparklies though (prevents color from being rubbed off in climbing shoes).

Please advise
Ouch!

climber
Oct 25, 2005 - 11:42pm PT
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
one pass away from the big ditch
Oct 25, 2005 - 11:49pm PT
i think i get tired of the Ouchian pics, then viola, a masterpiece.

thx for the laughs
mark miller

Social climber
Reno
Oct 25, 2005 - 11:54pm PT
Now those look like a climber's toes...
Gene

climber
Oct 26, 2005 - 12:35am PT
Camhooks. Cool.
locker

Trad climber
Joshua Tree Ca
Oct 26, 2005 - 12:43am PT
once again I was reading through the posts and BLAMMO!!! Ouch tosses in the funniest shit!!!... I f*#king lost it dude!!! Big time... especially when I went down to the one with the toes bent............audibly laughing to myself... and loving it!!!...



hey Crimpster, I suggest you leave to toe alone all together or you may mess it up worse than it is and not be able to climb out here... if it is not real sore just take some pain pills (Over the counter obviously) and climb on...
Lambone

Ice climber
Ashland, Or
Oct 26, 2005 - 01:15am PT
That toe is nothing. I bet it won't fall off, the black goup will just migrate to the end as your nail grows. It will be there for a while though, probably a year.

I went through a phase where my toe nail would fall off after everytime I went on a big hike in the mountains. basically spent a couple of years without a toenail. Luckily it eventually grew back like normal and has been fine.
nature

climber
Flagstaff, AZ
Oct 26, 2005 - 01:30am PT
I'm so tempted to post another pict of a body part. But... naw... I'll leave this one for crimpy. Heck, my toes already angle at 45. Maybe Ouch can straighten them back out for me!
Fingercrack

Trad climber
Just left of there
Oct 26, 2005 - 01:31am PT
Wow, Crimpergirl.

Ouch's photoshoped feet aside. You got's some boney toes.

A few people here where I live and I got together to see who had the ugliest feet. Mine are dang funky, But nowhere near as squirrly as the other two.

does the toenail wiggle?

locker

Trad climber
Joshua Tree Ca
Oct 26, 2005 - 01:45am PT
and no one mentioned that you are obviously taking a bath and.......................are..............
nature

climber
Flagstaff, AZ
Oct 26, 2005 - 02:00am PT
uh.... nekkid!


Ouch!

climber
Oct 26, 2005 - 02:24am PT
locker

Trad climber
Joshua Tree Ca
Oct 26, 2005 - 02:30am PT
Ouch!!! damnit man that sh#t is just too f*#king funny!!!...



and nature???... I think you got it...


Edited in moments later... I just noticed the rather large THUMB???... lol!!!...
nature

climber
Flagstaff, AZ
Oct 26, 2005 - 02:36am PT
that one is also an Ouch! special - at one point it was crimpy. probably still is. hard to tell - can't see the toes.

crazy thing is.. .that toe is startin' to look like my thumb
Crimpergirl

Sport climber
St. Louis
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 26, 2005 - 08:36am PT
I go to sleep and look what happens! OUCH! continues to kill. In a couple more years, my feet probably will look like that!

Nature: glad you're back playing. Thought my thumbs photo had long disappeared into the pile... Now I see the similarity in my thumb and big toe - I'd never noticed before!

nature

climber
Flagstaff, AZ
Oct 26, 2005 - 10:03am PT
my thumb left me and never returned. Probably left me for another thumb. No note, no nuthin'! I've never been the same since. You know how hard it is to hitchhike without... oh nevermind!

It took me a bit to find the thread with those Ouch! gems.
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.html?topic_id=60044

Most of the links are busted which is too bad. I might have to bust one myself.
the Fet

Trad climber
Loomis, CA
Oct 26, 2005 - 11:27am PT
Looks like you need some Toe-Riffic.

Maybe handi-off will work in a pinch.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/87/87fhandioff.phtml
Crimpergirl

Sport climber
St. Louis
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 26, 2005 - 11:42am PT
I don't know why the links don't work any longer. I did not futz with it.
nature

climber
Flagstaff, AZ
Oct 26, 2005 - 11:50am PT
if you have the originals i'd be happy to post them (host them) on my web server. They'd never break again :-)

And what about you Mr. Ouch! ? Any of that original work still around?
Apocalypsenow

Trad climber
Cali
Oct 26, 2005 - 02:07pm PT
Having hit my thumb a couple times with a hammer...perhaps there is blood behind the toe and you should relieve the pressure? (nice feet, you will still get to eat that nail in Josh.)
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