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Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Jan 9, 2010 - 01:27am PT
1 - Have had none in 4 days and as any DWARF will tell you, - I'm not Happy.

2 - Hey Fatty, If I'm being tooled by a hot cop-chick and inadvertently Schwing some wood, who is the harasser and whom is the harassee ?

3 - You guys are all great to have around until the guests show up.
JOEY.F

Social climber
sebastopol
Jan 9, 2010 - 01:32am PT
Couple snorts of brandy,
Couple glasses of vino wheres the gdang comma, oh there it is,
Weege, used to deliver beer to the Liars Bench, is the shuffle board still operational?
Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Jan 9, 2010 - 01:39am PT
2.You're all a bunch of pucking fosers.

Ha! Wayne, you're so hopelessly working class. "Posers" indeed! Culturally sophisticated Americans like Rokjox show their erudition by calling us bozos "Poseurs"

Man, when he laid that lash on me, I was awestruck, and immediately capitulated to his superiority and had to admit that yes, there were fewer shitters in Yosemite now than there were in whenever the Golden Age was. I felt so ashamed. So... ordinary.

And what's that sh#t about Nippazzano Chianti Classico Riserva Are you, like, totally weird or something? Do you really drink stuff like that, or do you just look up wine names on the internet and then try to impress us? Real Americans like me enjoy something straight and normal like a bottle of '03 Louis Bernard Chateauneuf-du-Pape with our dinner of Provencal-style Moussaka.

D

Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Jan 9, 2010 - 01:53am PT
Perhaps Canuckleheads should be called Hoseurs. Has a nice ring to it.
willie

Trad climber
Jan 9, 2010 - 02:13am PT
1. One pint Jameson. 3.5 sorta cool-looking camoflauge miller high-lifes given to me in a red and gold box of 24 by what's probly my last real client

2. World wide oil production reached it's peak. The money men saw this and pushed the price north of a benjamin. The world economy crashed. A falsly engineered recovery. The oil price rises as we speak. Which will crash the economy. Rinse and repeat.

3. 2 years ago I came loose on WI 5 (I know, I know). Busted up my talus. Part of it lost blood flow. Self employed - uninsurable. Now I hobble around trying to feed myself and loved ones while fending off the suits who want their money. No climbing for me tomorrow. But I've done more in 33 years than most see on tv in 50. At least I'm not stuck making shoes for 11 cents an hour. Or shorting my daughters future to make money today.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Jan 9, 2010 - 02:26am PT
David, did du Pape smell like poop? It should. Lucky bastard. I had the Nipp. at work tonight. Ritchie was in a good mood. I offered to open a Molettiere Taurasi that i just got. He had to one-up me. "Save your stash" he said. That's one reason I love the guy.
Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Jan 9, 2010 - 02:43am PT
David, did du Pape smell like poop?

Alas, this was second-rate C-du-P and the nose wasn't properly barnyardy. Decent swill nonetheless.
willie

Trad climber
Jan 9, 2010 - 03:41am PT
well I guess I win via time zone. And good luck my monkey brothers, be good to your kin, and pray ffor snow
Norwegian

Trad climber
Placerville, California
Jan 9, 2010 - 07:09am PT
nope joey. no shuffleboard at the liars bench.

just electronic dart and a HUGE tv and a few of those stupid little gambling video games. two of the speakers are blown so they just turn up the last one.

robert plant was making good of it though, that last and scratchy speaker.

captain you are right sir. you are right. it all levels out, just sometimes those seas are rough and dark with whales all about with those yellow eyes just looking at you without familiar emotions.

good morning all. off to do my chores.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 9, 2010 - 12:26pm PT
[Dr. Piton cracks open one eye. The afternoon sunlight is streaming in the window. He reaches blearily for his laptop, and a dozen empty beer cans clatter to the ground. He finds this thread and ....]

Holy frig! Nice work on this thread, lads. It just goes to show you - you spend eight hours photoshopping pics, uploading them, and writing a trip report here, and get maybe thirty replies. But you write something stupid, and everyone joins in.

Sheesh.
Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Jan 9, 2010 - 12:49pm PT
No hangover here. Working weekend ahead, so couldn't afford to dive so deeply into the bottle last night that I'd have trouble climbing out this morning.

Someday, if invited, you will taste Chateau Petrus with the DOA climbing crew.

Ah... A sort of simultaneous kick and kiss. An intimation that I might be lucky enough to sit at your table but at the same time a hint that I might not be worthy. Hmmm. Raises all sorts of questions, doesn't it? Foremost among them, Would I accept even if invited? (Well, okay, with Pomerol's best involved, I'd be sorely tempted)

But, sadly, this is a working weekend, so we'll have to pursue this later.
Slakkey

Big Wall climber
From Back to Big Wall Baby
Jan 9, 2010 - 12:52pm PT
LOL Pete, The Princess and I were commenting on just that 82 posts

We are off to the beach later today 11 foot surf 70s today
Fritz

Trad climber
Hagerman, ID
Jan 9, 2010 - 01:22pm PT
Pete---ain't it the sad truth---worse yet I did several of the posts.

Seemed fun at the time.
JOEY.F

Social climber
sebastopol
Jan 9, 2010 - 02:09pm PT
Hey, awake, yoga classs check.
At work now.
So there.
Forcast here is DREARY with continuing DREARY for days on end...
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Jan 9, 2010 - 02:15pm PT
Hey Fattrad, I'll be your best buddy. I want in on the Petrus.
mrtropy

Trad climber
Nor Cal
Jan 9, 2010 - 02:39pm PT
No hangover here but I went to bed at 9pm Just got back from a 40 mile bike ride. Time to hang with the kids.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Jan 9, 2010 - 02:56pm PT
My fine wines are my kids. I'm going to go hang with the kids. Some parent I am. Put them in the dark and when they are old enough I consume them. Otherwise, I'm a nice guy.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 9, 2010 - 03:00pm PT
It's too bad I can't edit the title of the post. We could change it to the "Saturday Night Posting While Drunk Post!" Alas.

Wow, the beach. Dang. Must be nice living in San Diego!
MisterE

Social climber
Across Town From Easy Street
Jan 9, 2010 - 08:02pm PT
WAKE UP ALL OF YOU ST'ERS WITH HANGOVERS


WAKE UP ASSHOLES


DON'T MAKE ME KICK YOU


WAKE UP



Man, The fuzz always hasslin' ya and bringin ya down!
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
sorry, just posting out loud.
Jan 27, 2010 - 03:43am PT
Starting this one early as I shall be doing climbing of some type somewhere on Friday thru Monday, with no time to post.


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