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Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Apr 10, 2015 - 11:50pm PT
Liquor before beer never fear.

Beer before liquor, never sicker.

Good to hear FF!

Edit Who's mom? Lol
Flip Flop

climber
salad bowl, california
Apr 10, 2015 - 11:52pm PT
Liquor in the Front

Poker in the Rear.
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Apr 10, 2015 - 11:52pm PT
Fast orange exfoliates and removes grease.. Lol
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Apr 11, 2015 - 12:00am PT
Drink tons of water right now. Tons!!

Here's what you need for your climb with V

http://www.backcountry.com/metolius-pocket-aider-3-4in-5-step

Maybe a prussic and your gri gri. You're golden.
Flip Flop

climber
salad bowl, california
Apr 11, 2015 - 12:49am PT
Okay I'm done. That's plenty o beer. I'm going to get my poop in a group and go to the hills. See you in the Funny Papers.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Apr 11, 2015 - 06:36am PT
What are you guys climbing?

I haven't climbed rock since January 2014. If that isn't reason enough to drink... Sigh.
Flip Flop

climber
salad bowl, california
Apr 11, 2015 - 06:53am PT
I think that I'm still drunk. My tongue tastes like a battery. When I've been bad I punish myself with a night in the cab of my truck. It's like using your haul bag as half a ledge. Stoopid.


Tahoe is calling. Where everything is about the vibe. I wish that I was vibe-illiterate. Bunch of Taholes. (Lollity- love this gals snarkiness.)
[Click to View YouTube Video]


And I'm definitely still drunk.
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Apr 11, 2015 - 05:15pm PT
the dream is a hammer
and reality, the anvil.

and we are the
f*#king hot spark
that issues of
their argument.

my grew into
a sun and
now i hold gravity
court and
i got galaxies
of wonder
and mammary planets
that orbit my face.
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Apr 17, 2015 - 07:29pm PT
A take on the Sunrise, just add Tequila - two of them NO HANDZ CLIMBING IS FOR THE BOYDZ< THEY ONLY HAVE WING TIPZ!!The birds in reverse order Brady the flying tennis ball who cheated at cards and said what you got , what ya holding? And would swear &
laugh like a drunken pirate.
Pastaschio the Naddy is a sweetly pie and loves to be out all day but chews and pecks at electricity !FOOPS,Below has a finger crack start that is as good as the harder famous roof moves.pop.Often, before giving the moves a go, or if you can not stand the pinky ripping jam at the lip,as happened here,
Swinging off and returning to rest at the 'cat bird seat'
in the back under the overhang, where the climber is in the picture. The birds in love going on twenty Years this ! Almost the same thing I said after four years together it took one more year to proper ask, she resembles the miniature and so do I !
pop
`we got married at Lunch Rock,Center,Left of the darkest chimney & right past/across from the
White dock, under the big overhang. The day was grey like the one here.
`The climbing off the Lake! was a special thing!
This shows the Cut Corners, best climbed in January at dawn from an ice covered Lake.
`there is a traverse across the from beach to hotel porch or lap it back again.
Bold Text
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Apr 17, 2015 - 10:06pm PT
The fact is that I gave her five no six roses for our anniversary
The shablet is a funky These three are not re-touched, just as the camera saw it. . .This one is all sorts of worked and re-touched in photo shop including drawing out the hot spots, no gama correction that still evades my touch,
but as this was for and inspired by Cosmic , I like it.. . .
??? actually i screwed up the'size of file ' so this rough focus to hold down the fort. . . Try and see about date night an' late night taco ??








No dice!

Back in twenty
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Apr 17, 2015 - 10:09pm PT
Drrriinnk. Sluuurrp. Beer is food and in dog beers I've only had one. Maybe two.
thebravecowboy

climber
the Midcontinent Rift
Apr 17, 2015 - 10:16pm PT
In chameleon beers I'm near abouts ten-deep/.

Gratuitous chameleon shot:Do I need cigarettes to measure up? What about the new chameleon? Do i need to force him to make the smooth inhale?


No one here climbz as regular as my bowel releases nutrients into your faucetwater. Wait, that is plural: bowelzzzz


Z
Because after I clarified the bowels in honor of Dick Cheney (Hog Heil!!) I may or may not have enjoyed that rarified, NON-BLM/USFS pleasure of extinguishing a smoldering fire but to be chased off by the responsible, judicious, and intelligent landowner

Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Apr 20, 2015 - 10:19pm PT
I know that beast and something about Bambi saves Godzilla too



May be I am wrong, my quick math sucs but Cosmic , Your Ten Thousandth post was
.???. C, I was looking and it looks to be the NARWHAL 's song!!
How grateful is dat?!



I am on the barley popcorn of tablets the big rumbles of thunder cause sporadic outages of
Signal and s this is it for now too also I have an unflowered less funny - 'attack ON the gnomes '
Picture, to post. . .Okay so yours is ten times better and a few like that I have gabbed Too, but what can you do with ME:
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - May 1, 2015 - 08:32pm PT
Holy geez, is it Friday already?? Anita and I were so busy drinking last Friday we forgot to post.

Only had a couple beers so far, but gosh, I'm getting thirsty. Getting ready for my ten-day canoe trip into Algonquin Park with my dad starting with our epic car shuttle on Monday. He's 90 these days.

We get out of the park thirteen days hence, I am home just long enough to move my camping gear from my canoe pack to my wall pig, and then we fly to San Francisco the very next day!
shipoopoi

Big Wall climber
oakland
May 1, 2015 - 08:59pm PT
opening my third sierra nevada pale ale t now. pete, have a great time with your dad...see you in the valley. still looking for a fourth on the RN.
ss
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - May 1, 2015 - 10:32pm PT
We'll recruit some poor unfortunate.

But Steve - I'll make you a deal. You gotta jug the ropes up to the top of five, and make sure they're ok. I can belay you, then it'll be my turn to knock off that sixth pitch.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
May 1, 2015 - 11:00pm PT
Mmmmmm - Kopke 20 year Tawny Port goes well with Ben and Jerry's!
guyman

Social climber
Moorpark, CA.
May 1, 2015 - 11:43pm PT
sierra number 7.... sort of celebrating only having to work tomorrow till 1 pm ..... that's three Saturdays in a row .

Otherwise quite well, thank you

neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
May 2, 2015 - 02:29am PT
hey there say, pass the pitons, pete...

say, happy may 1st, to you and anita... :)


also, wow, a hearty 'blessings to the ol' dad' of 90 years...

i have a friend who is 92, and she still gets around, just great, but,
did have heart troubles, a few years back, and has vein troubles...


however:

it is USE the day, in all the BEST WAYS that one can...
that is called:

'doing the 'can can' '
tell you dad, that i hope he does the 'can can' very WELL!
ECF

Big Wall climber
May 2, 2015 - 05:15am PT
I'll have the popcorn ready.
About three weeks you say?

Awesome.
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