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Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Aug 1, 2014 - 09:29pm PT
One bottle Chateau St Jean, Chardonnay, 2011, Sonoma County split with a friend, but I dank the must.

Where is everybody tonight? WTF? Fritz? Phylp? Pete? Where are my drunk friends when I need them? Probably all on Werner birthday threads. That guy never gets drunk and posts here. What a Weiner.

Spoosta go out with Cosmic on Sunday. Climb sum desert crags in the thunders and rains of the monsoon. Chuckwalla Monsoon I'll call my book of short stories resulting there of. Then when it sells, I'll start an endless thread called "What is Pineal Gland?" and post incomprehensible posts to it every day while Go-B posts pages from the the King James Bible and DMT posts voyeur snapshots and HFCS incessantly tells me I'm a total idiot. And life will be good and I will be Spider the famous climber. And Outside Mag will ask me my opionion on things. And up and coming sports youtoob channel talk shows will interview me and noobs will take my opion as gospetl.

Shite! That was probally too much. Sorry! Sorry about that. Gotta go.

EDIT: The Larry, that was the fukin funniest meme I've ever seen (posted above)

Social climber
Ridgway, CO
Aug 1, 2014 - 09:54pm PT
Reality gets little love indeed . . .

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Aug 1, 2014 - 09:54pm PT
The wife insisted on opening an '06 Justin Isosceles. Some nonsense about her B-day.
Well, whatevah, that was some memorable grape juice.
Timid TopRope

Social climber
the land of Pale Ale
Aug 1, 2014 - 10:35pm PT
Chilin' with Delhi Dog in Truckee on his last night state-side. He has a super early Reno airport appointment and had to hit the hay after a great evening at a mutual friend's pad.
He may notice his Hornitos bottle a bit low when he returns in 2015.

Aug 1, 2014 - 10:46pm PT
2 many 2 name

2 proud 2 bother

Social climber
Aug 1, 2014 - 10:58pm PT
hey there say, spider savage...
just checking in, this eve, with my ol' cup of coffee, :)

say, course, i know being drunk, in a serious thing, but:

i TOO thought that QUESTIONAIR, posted by the larry:
"are you drunk?"

really 'took the cake' tonight, :)

well, along with a few shots, or a bottle or 2, ;)

happy good eve, off to make cards for folks and drink
need the caffeine :)

Social climber
Aug 1, 2014 - 10:59pm PT
hey there say, Delhi Dog... safe travels, to you...
thanks for sharing about his trip, timid...

Trad climber
Millbrae, CA
Aug 2, 2014 - 09:44pm PT
Hey Spider! Away on a climbing trip. I did share a bottle of white with my 3 partners last night, but we stopped at that because we were going to get up early for Tenaya Peak today. A great time was had today climbing and we had 2 bottles among 3 of us tonight! Really smoky here, our eyes are burning tonight.

Hope to see you down there to climb once all my August visitors have gone, Phyl

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Aug 8, 2014 - 04:27pm PT
in the last 36 hours,
i've worked 26.

i'm turning in shop drawings
for a parking garage forming system
3 days early.

i'm climbing in the morning with a good friend.

i've only had drinks twice in the past two months.
i'm getting a stronghold on my relation with booze.

i'm gonna pour me a 1/2 shot
of bourbon and sit in my outdoor rocker
and listen to the wind that i've earned.

i was laying in a warm bath,
listening to the doors,
"sunday trucker christian mother f*#ker!"

and due to a mild state of exhaustion,
i imagined that i was laying in the same
water in which the old lizard king took his final bath.

and too, spiritually we are similar to parking garages,
in that both channel stress to a concrete location,
a structural centroid, if you will.

this stress needs to find an escape,
so we introduce isolation joints
in the load path
to unbind the garage.

good night.

mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Aug 8, 2014 - 04:57pm PT
i am gonna enjoy the fruits of my labre.

a gillespie brn. ale, from sanity, ca., bottle. big bottle.

a boont or "boont" amber ale from anderson valley, draft.

a sudwerk marzen amber lager.

a beck's bottle from bremen. a second bottle of beck's.

a blue moon snowpatch grizzly 22 oz. draft. (Courtesy of Hutch from Snelling.)

and untold amounts of bud natural ice.

i'm building castles in the air,
fashioning ski runs from my chair.

you people, i'm seein' you twice,
it's not so nice,
but it's the natural ice.

i'm not climbing this weekend & i could care less.



Gym climber
Great White North
Aug 8, 2014 - 05:43pm PT
I'm drinking this girly white sangria stuff with fruit in it. It's ok.
Thank god I'm not driving!
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Aug 8, 2014 - 06:04pm PT
Mount Brewer? Is there a Mt. Brewer? In all of the pale ale Sierra Nevada?

Oh! There it is...

"Mt. Brewer was first climbed by its namesake, William H. Brewer, in 1864."

Stone Cold Mouse from Austin


Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Aug 8, 2014 - 06:10pm PT
Corona, lime and salt, after work summertime beverage.

Credit: corona

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Aug 8, 2014 - 06:13pm PT
Mouse, surely you've read Such A Landscape-William Henry Brewer written by William Alsup - fabulous photography and inspiring writing.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 8, 2014 - 07:23pm PT
Ah, so ..... Sapporo beer! Nicey nicey!


"I'm drinking this girly white sangria stuff with fruit in it. It's ok."

Are you freaking kidding me??? All you did was complain non-stop about our Ontario beer, and now you drink girlie sh|t?

You oughta be punished or something.

Trad climber
Northern California
Aug 8, 2014 - 07:26pm PT
Really awful Verdicchio.

But to get something else, I'd need to leave the house and I so don't want to leave the house.

Wish I was having some of the white Phyl and I had last weekend, and for that matter, that I was back in the meadows this weekend instead of doing homework for school next weekend. <sigh>
Captain...or Skully

in the oil patch...Fricken Bakken, that's where
Aug 8, 2014 - 08:50pm PT
Soon enough, yer homework. They tell me it'll do ya good.
Not drunk...I had a couple Natties....Cheers!

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Aug 8, 2014 - 09:49pm PT
At the SLC Outdoor Retailer show I enjoyed a few minutes with Jeff Lowe & Connier Self. They were in town for a screening of a final cut of Jeff's film project: Metanoia!

I missed the screening and I have to work, and it so good to see those folks!

Best wishes to Jeff Lowe & Connie Self!
Best wishes to Jeff Lowe & Connie Self!
Credit: Fritz


Trad climber
going big air to fakie
Aug 8, 2014 - 09:51pm PT
went to local saloon. drank local brews. got an invite to climb tomorrow. psyched.
Flip Flop

Trad climber
Truckee, CA
Aug 8, 2014 - 10:55pm PT
Happy Hour at the crag. Who loves 90 foot wall? Who loves it on a Friday after work with a good buddy, a 12 of Sierra Cans, a flask of bullit rye, some PDQ deli sandwiches, the best dog, bivy gear andthe biggest moon in history? Me. I do. Gnite from the crag.
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