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The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Aug 16, 2013 - 10:02pm PT
Man that sucks Fritz. I was gonna go to bed but now I'm going to woodys for one more. Stupid fires.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Aug 16, 2013 - 10:17pm PT
The Larry. I'll drink to that. Sucks to have such fine & fun terrain burn.

Sluurp

View of the fire-smoke from 60 miles south this evening.
Pyro-Cumulus clouds over the Beaver Creek Fire from 60 miles south.
Pyro-Cumulus clouds over the Beaver Creek Fire from 60 miles south.
Credit: Fritz

Spot fires ahead of the main fire in Greenhorn Gulch 8/15.
Spot fires ahead of the main fire in Greenhorn Gulch 8/15.
Credit: Fritz
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Aug 16, 2013 - 10:25pm PT
Drinking one for Blitzo

Frozen Blitzo car bombs.
Frozen Blitzo car bombs.
Credit: The Larry
Plaidman

Trad climber
South Slope of Mt. Tabor, Portland, Oregon, USA
Aug 16, 2013 - 10:34pm PT
I'm not drunk or drinking. That photo of Ketchum Id and that fire in the Sun Valley area hit me today.

Used to live in those parts. I drank when I was there. Had to quit or suffer death.

Hope those damn fires go out!

Plaid
phylp

Trad climber
Millbrae, CA
Aug 17, 2013 - 09:57am PT
Holy sh%%, Fritz, that's awful. Hope they get it them under control soon.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Aug 23, 2013 - 02:38am PT
"Let's get it started."

"Light my fire."

Just starting on a bottle of Yosemite Roads brand Cabernet Sauvignon.

Sauvignon means DRY, en francais, but with half water and ice, too, it fits the mood of smokey afternoon aftertaste when the State is ablaze.

It's a hot August night somewhere in India, and the party's started, somewhere, and I'm a citizen of the WWW, so I'm good for the day. What do they call Friday in Inidia? Sambo?
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/04/dining/04india.html?_r=0

We have fires burning out of control and as a Flame, I am sorely tempted to say something relating to that, but that would be tactless and STUPID,, and I am far from ineberrated,
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Instead, let me say that this thread, as entertaining as it is, is lame, OT, and can damage one's liver. And your feet don't match, though that might be a good thing, in some ways, it's like having two different sized breasts, I bet. How do you "ladies" handle it?

It's just early yet. I plan a sub-alpine start for today's climbing. That means starting out in the late afternoon, climbing through dusk till whenever, and then descending in the dark. In August, in the oven of the SJV, this only makes sense to an old guy like me.

I wonder who can't appreciate a woman who'll hide my liquor, only to surprise me by serving a big glass of Long Island Tea?

But for now, the cab on ice does just right. Good night, "ladies."
Delhi Dog

climber
Good Question...
Aug 23, 2013 - 03:10am PT
"It's a hot August night somewhere in India, and the party's started..."

yepper, headed over to the bar for 2 for 1 Sierra Nevada Pale Ales...incredible India keeps on giving.
I'll check in later after I've spent some money.


of course it's at the US embassy bar, the locals still don't really know what beer is:-)
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Aug 23, 2013 - 03:22am PT
i;m on a dry drunk,

can i still post here?

or do i need to re-qualify?

mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Aug 23, 2013 - 03:27am PT
Can Ada Dryve?

Hell, no, re-qualification begins to sound like lack of confidence.

And that sure in heck's not the Dr. I know and bow to in dry wit.

We need your sardonic wit, your witless wit, your with it wit.

Intact. Not in the Spirit.

The mousetrap is lit, there's nothing to hide.

F*#k it!

From the Twelve Dreams of Doctor Sardonicus.

Lycras:

You have the world at your fingertips
No one can make it better than you
You have the world at your fingertips
But see what you've done to the rain and the sun
So many changes have all just begun, to reap
I know you're asleep, wake up

Swastika plug in your wear
Jealous stars in your pants
Top turning nothing to bear
Except the view or the dare

We got nothing to hide
No we got nothing to hide
We're married to the same bride
We're married to the same bride

She eats away from inside
And we got nothing to hide
Drink down it, a jug full of beer
The bloated heads in your hands
That's freezing the mouse trap is there
He knows he's blown his last chance

We got nothing to hide
No we got nothing to hide
We're married to the same bride
We're married to the same bride

She eats away from inside
And we got nothing to hide
We got nothing to hide
No we got nothing to hide
We're married to the same bride
We're married to the same bride
She eats away from inside
And we got nothing to hide

Songwriters
CALIFORNIA, RANDY


Doc Woe, WTF, STFU


weezy

climber
Aug 23, 2013 - 03:52pm PT
been drinking since 7:30 am


go f*#k yourselfves
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Aug 23, 2013 - 06:20pm PT
Well now Mouse! Thanks for trying to add some class to this thread.

Just like: Lipstick & nylons on a sheep.

Fires & smoke everywhere here in Idaho & thunderstorms, rain, hail, & pestilance where there isn't fires & smoke-------and yes I realize you folks have your own problems on the edge of Yosemite.

Good night to drink.

Slurp.

Heidi & I bagged out on going to Ketchum this week to celebrate our 25th anniversary in style, and instead stayed home to celebrate in little style.
Credit: Fritz


Roll with the punches and do what this friend of mine did while the big fire by Sun Valley was backing down the mountain to his house on the north end of Hailey.

Credit: Fritz


Mow the lawn, pull some weeds, & drink. The secret to surviving hard-times in rural America.
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Aug 23, 2013 - 06:41pm PT
Damn Weezy!

One for the road.

Unicorns!
Unicorns!
Credit: The Larry
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Aug 23, 2013 - 11:42pm PT
if you ever run out of beer after 2 am and you really need a fix, here is what you do,

brush your teeth real good and put on a clean shirt,

drive, crawl, bike or walk to the nearest 24hr grocery store,

grab a cart and start shopping like a normal person who is trying to avoid shopping crowds by coming in late night,

fill up the cart half way and then go to the liquor and beer section,

if the hard lick is locked up, proceed to the beer section.

if the hard lick is not locked up, place a fifth of tequilla in the cart with the frozen tv dinners and canteloupes,

can you see where i am going with this?

next, find an empty isle with no stockers, uncork that bad boy and take a huge quaff,

then put some frosted flakes in the cart to cover up the open container,

then find another empty isle and repeat.

do the same with beer if the hard lick was locked up.

then, after you are re-buzzed, leave the cart and mumble something about forgetting your wallet and get the heck out before the cops arrive.

everybody clear on this or do i need to explain it one more time?

Evel

Trad climber
Nedsterdam CO
Aug 24, 2013 - 04:35am PT
Blarg. Just getting home after a night working the local pub. Best news is I played my boss for my evening wages in 8-ball and won, thereby doubling my pay for the night. WOOT!


And yeah, I know it's Saturday. Still Friday night to me.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Aug 24, 2013 - 04:59am PT


Well, Fritz, YOUR LOVELY SPOUSE is adding more class than I care to think of, about, or on.

And happy anniversay hey there, as neebee might never show up here on this thread. I'm sure she would say the same sort of thing, kinda-sorta, in her inimitable style. (Talk about class!)

The waltz is for you and she.

My sentimental favorite, so...enjoy.

Slurp.

1. It was a loooooong day out in the dry land--I still have some malbec to finish off.

2. Sprock, that was so sly, you theiving egg-sucker.

3. I been out all damn day on a climbing expedition. I don't need to say why I ain't out climbing, obviously.



Cheers!
phylp

Trad climber
Millbrae, CA
Aug 24, 2013 - 10:02am PT
next, find an empty isle with no stockers, uncork that bad boy and take a huge quaff,

then put some frosted flakes in the cart to cover up the open container,

then find another empty isle and repeat.

You are one unique and funny man!
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Aug 27, 2013 - 01:48pm PT
i couldn't pull my pants down on the
sobriety thread, i could not.

i've done it too many times.
my hull entertains so many holes,
i don't know what keeps my ship buoyant.

i just, was.
you know. it's the easiest thing to be.

passively.

the past.

what the hell day is it?

i was up way before dawn,
come 10 am my calcs are submitted,
and the world contines to spin
with minimal wobble.

so i hike into the dirt
and drink some beer.

for i see the brain as it's own mammal,
and it must maintain it's reproductive urge.

so i let it f*#k reality.
for if i don't it's all pent up.

though tonight i must contribute to my
daughter's fourth grade parent meeting.

i laugh and the wind blows as we
realize we to attend stillness, soon.

so i grab my brain, pull back on it's pants,
and split wood all thru the afternoon,
while drinking 2 gallons of water.

gone.
the mind sex.

now the wood is split,
my family will enjoy b.t.u.'s this cold season,
and my mind is horny again.

so im about to crack open my first one,
after the last one disappeared.

friday.

why you gotta be so linear?
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Sep 6, 2013 - 07:50pm PT
information:
first glass, second glass, wine glass, water glass, it's zinnonice outta the box

inflammation:
my hull entertains so many holes,
i don't know what keeps my ship buoyant.
it's not ur hot hair, dad

explanation:
it's lazy, i'm hot, why not manana?


weezy

climber
Sep 6, 2013 - 08:12pm PT
Hendricks and tonic.

go Red Devils!
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Sep 6, 2013 - 08:34pm PT
Schist & Quarzite!

Ir's Friday night yet again.

I'm back to being a "travling salesman" for a few weeks.

We are celebrating that with a bottle of St. Michelle Cab.

However! Last week was missed on this thread, due to the incredible trauma of my flipping our raft while white-water rafting on Idaho's Salmon River.

It was my first raft-flip in 41 years of White-water rafting.

The thead on that subject: http://www.supertopo.com/climbers-forum/2216937/There-are-2-types-of-rafters-after-41-years-I-switched

(Heidi did the first flip of the raft in the late 90's, and has enjoyed two-flips on it this summer!)

I'll drink to that!
Fritz & Heidi celebrating "cheating-death" the evening after the flip.
Fritz & Heidi celebrating "cheating-death" the evening after the flip.
Credit: Fritz
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