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Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Aug 24, 2013 - 02:42am PT
if you ever run out of beer after 2 am and you really need a fix, here is what you do,

brush your teeth real good and put on a clean shirt,

drive, crawl, bike or walk to the nearest 24hr grocery store,

grab a cart and start shopping like a normal person who is trying to avoid shopping crowds by coming in late night,

fill up the cart half way and then go to the liquor and beer section,

if the hard lick is locked up, proceed to the beer section.

if the hard lick is not locked up, place a fifth of tequilla in the cart with the frozen tv dinners and canteloupes,

can you see where i am going with this?

next, find an empty isle with no stockers, uncork that bad boy and take a huge quaff,

then put some frosted flakes in the cart to cover up the open container,

then find another empty isle and repeat.

do the same with beer if the hard lick was locked up.

then, after you are re-buzzed, leave the cart and mumble something about forgetting your wallet and get the heck out before the cops arrive.

everybody clear on this or do i need to explain it one more time?

Evel

Trad climber
Nedsterdam CO
Aug 24, 2013 - 07:35am PT
Blarg. Just getting home after a night working the local pub. Best news is I played my boss for my evening wages in 8-ball and won, thereby doubling my pay for the night. WOOT!


And yeah, I know it's Saturday. Still Friday night to me.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Aug 24, 2013 - 07:59am PT


Well, Fritz, YOUR LOVELY SPOUSE is adding more class than I care to think of, about, or on.

And happy anniversay hey there, as neebee might never show up here on this thread. I'm sure she would say the same sort of thing, kinda-sorta, in her inimitable style. (Talk about class!)

The waltz is for you and she.

My sentimental favorite, so...enjoy.

Slurp.

1. It was a loooooong day out in the dry land--I still have some malbec to finish off.

2. Sprock, that was so sly, you theiving egg-sucker.

3. I been out all damn day on a climbing expedition. I don't need to say why I ain't out climbing, obviously.



Cheers!
phylp

Trad climber
Millbrae, CA
Aug 24, 2013 - 01:02pm PT
next, find an empty isle with no stockers, uncork that bad boy and take a huge quaff,

then put some frosted flakes in the cart to cover up the open container,

then find another empty isle and repeat.

You are one unique and funny man!
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Aug 27, 2013 - 04:48pm PT
i couldn't pull my pants down on the
sobriety thread, i could not.

i've done it too many times.
my hull entertains so many holes,
i don't know what keeps my ship buoyant.

i just, was.
you know. it's the easiest thing to be.

passively.

the past.

what the hell day is it?

i was up way before dawn,
come 10 am my calcs are submitted,
and the world contines to spin
with minimal wobble.

so i hike into the dirt
and drink some beer.

for i see the brain as it's own mammal,
and it must maintain it's reproductive urge.

so i let it f*#k reality.
for if i don't it's all pent up.

though tonight i must contribute to my
daughter's fourth grade parent meeting.

i laugh and the wind blows as we
realize we to attend stillness, soon.

so i grab my brain, pull back on it's pants,
and split wood all thru the afternoon,
while drinking 2 gallons of water.

gone.
the mind sex.

now the wood is split,
my family will enjoy b.t.u.'s this cold season,
and my mind is horny again.

so im about to crack open my first one,
after the last one disappeared.

friday.

why you gotta be so linear?
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Sep 6, 2013 - 10:50pm PT
information:
first glass, second glass, wine glass, water glass, it's zinnonice outta the box

inflammation:
my hull entertains so many holes,
i don't know what keeps my ship buoyant.
it's not ur hot hair, dad

explanation:
it's lazy, i'm hot, why not manana?


weezy

climber
Sep 6, 2013 - 11:12pm PT
Hendricks and tonic.

go Red Devils!
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Sep 6, 2013 - 11:34pm PT
Schist & Quarzite!

Ir's Friday night yet again.

I'm back to being a "travling salesman" for a few weeks.

We are celebrating that with a bottle of St. Michelle Cab.

However! Last week was missed on this thread, due to the incredible trauma of my flipping our raft while white-water rafting on Idaho's Salmon River.

It was my first raft-flip in 41 years of White-water rafting.

The thead on that subject: http://www.supertopo.com/climbers-forum/2216937/There-are-2-types-of-rafters-after-41-years-I-switched

(Heidi did the first flip of the raft in the late 90's, and has enjoyed two-flips on it this summer!)

I'll drink to that!
Fritz & Heidi celebrating "cheating-death" the evening after the flip.
Fritz & Heidi celebrating "cheating-death" the evening after the flip.
Credit: Fritz
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Sep 6, 2013 - 11:51pm PT
Hey, Mr & Mrs Flipper, wazzup? Nursing a few Stellas while I finish packing for the Great Sierra Death March - 65 miles (a mile per year) from Onion Valley - Kearsarge Pass -Forrester Pass - Milestone Basin - Wallace Lk, and spending the night of the 19th atop Whitney howling at the full moon; maybe I'll do a dress rehearsal tonight after I finish off that bottle of Madeira.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Sep 7, 2013 - 01:01am PT
Reilly!

Just finished with watching Ken Burn's National Parks on Public TV.

Always a good watch with Ken.

Last Friday night, after the river trip: drumming at Mark's house near McCall.

celebrating river survival.
celebrating river survival.
Credit: Fritz
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Sep 14, 2013 - 12:23am PT
Credit: mouse from merced

Mouse from Merced sat on a wall

Mouse from Merced had a great fall

All the SAR people said with a grin

Give him a joint and a glass of white zin

Mousie revived and came here to tell

White zin will save you from going to hell

Credit: mouse from merced

Almsost toasted
Mousie roasted
Peanuts and threw them at you

He'd like to go climbing
He's stuck here just rhyming
And soon he'll upchuck one of you

Lithostylin' on Real Big Friday.

Where are you f*#kers?!
Gal

Trad climber
going big air to fakie
Sep 14, 2013 - 02:53am PT
LO f*#kin' L just had quite the crazy situation go down, i will not bother ya'll with these unexpected details, but I'll just leave at, sometimes you try to go in the right direction, and sometimes you fail (this more on the "human interaction level" than anything else.... +too many beers.
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Sep 14, 2013 - 03:02am PT
was at the karaoke joint last night, some dumbass was singing Lido by Boz Scabs, almost hurled PBR on everybody,

back to red bull and coffee, up down, up down, need to find some middle gound,

maybe jeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus ahh...


holy ghost power, i got the keys to the kingdom,

The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Sep 14, 2013 - 03:09am PT
Shotski
Shotski
Credit: The Larry
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Sep 14, 2013 - 03:11am PT
Mouse mi friend, they(we) call it Rose'.

I'll put my 13 buck french Bandol up against that

Watermelon sugar they call zinblanc.

I've been drinking all kinds of Roses this summer, and there are quite a few of them.

what a journey.

But tonight it's all about drinking all the beers in the fridge

with a squeeze of lime.

edit- Shmeg head.
Gal

Trad climber
going big air to fakie
Sep 14, 2013 - 03:17am PT
The Larry, that pic sorta represents part of my night=Word.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Sep 14, 2013 - 09:46am PT
Oh you can share more details than that Gal, can't you? You got is wondering.

One half cup of cold coffee, more shortly
Rain, may climb anyway, or at least ride.
F*#k manipulative, condescending, mysoginist, fake Christians any way...
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Sep 27, 2013 - 11:20pm PT
Well now! What to drunk-bitch about first?

To be positive!

The wine is Costco Napa Valley Meritage, and it's not bad for Costco wine.

On the other hand, my 64th B-day hiking & party celebration was scheduled in the Sun Valley (Idaho) area this weekend, with old friends attending.

Then the Idaho Mountains got a good dose of snow mid-week, and another big-storm rolls in this weekend.

SCHIST & GNEISSATION!

Luckily we got a hike in with some of those friends last weekend, before the weather closed down.

Last day of Idaho summer, at 9,400 Ft.
Last day of Idaho summer, at 9,400 Ft.
Credit: Fritz

I do feel lucky that at this age, I can still do a mountain hike with two-high school friends and their lady-friends.

But----the Beetles song about turning 64 still keeps playing in my head.

Only wine can shut it down.

Sluuuuup.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldIfhc1pJpk
T Hocking

Trad climber
Redding, Ca
Sep 27, 2013 - 11:35pm PT
Cheers Fritz!
I'm just sittin here sippin vodka downloading pics from a 2 week trip to Maine where many lobsters n clams were consumed.

80 lbs. of Maine lobsters before steaming
80 lbs. of Maine lobsters before steaming
Credit: T Hocking
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Sep 27, 2013 - 11:48pm PT
T Hocking!! It is hard for me to imagine 80 lbs of Maine Lobsters?

What are you doing for the weekend?

We need you and those lobsters in Choss Creek Idaho! Heidi & I will take care of accommodations, liquor, & details!

sluuurp!

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