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Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Aug 27, 2013 - 04:48pm PT
i couldn't pull my pants down on the
sobriety thread, i could not.

i've done it too many times.
my hull entertains so many holes,
i don't know what keeps my ship buoyant.

i just, was.
you know. it's the easiest thing to be.

passively.

the past.

what the hell day is it?

i was up way before dawn,
come 10 am my calcs are submitted,
and the world contines to spin
with minimal wobble.

so i hike into the dirt
and drink some beer.

for i see the brain as it's own mammal,
and it must maintain it's reproductive urge.

so i let it f*#k reality.
for if i don't it's all pent up.

though tonight i must contribute to my
daughter's fourth grade parent meeting.

i laugh and the wind blows as we
realize we to attend stillness, soon.

so i grab my brain, pull back on it's pants,
and split wood all thru the afternoon,
while drinking 2 gallons of water.

gone.
the mind sex.

now the wood is split,
my family will enjoy b.t.u.'s this cold season,
and my mind is horny again.

so im about to crack open my first one,
after the last one disappeared.

friday.

why you gotta be so linear?
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Sep 6, 2013 - 10:50pm PT
information:
first glass, second glass, wine glass, water glass, it's zinnonice outta the box

inflammation:
my hull entertains so many holes,
i don't know what keeps my ship buoyant.
it's not ur hot hair, dad

explanation:
it's lazy, i'm hot, why not manana?


weezy

climber
Sep 6, 2013 - 11:12pm PT
Hendricks and tonic.

go Red Devils!
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Sep 6, 2013 - 11:34pm PT
Schist & Quarzite!

Ir's Friday night yet again.

I'm back to being a "travling salesman" for a few weeks.

We are celebrating that with a bottle of St. Michelle Cab.

However! Last week was missed on this thread, due to the incredible trauma of my flipping our raft while white-water rafting on Idaho's Salmon River.

It was my first raft-flip in 41 years of White-water rafting.

The thead on that subject: http://www.supertopo.com/climbers-forum/2216937/There-are-2-types-of-rafters-after-41-years-I-switched

(Heidi did the first flip of the raft in the late 90's, and has enjoyed two-flips on it this summer!)

I'll drink to that!
Fritz & Heidi celebrating "cheating-death" the evening after the flip.
Fritz & Heidi celebrating "cheating-death" the evening after the flip.
Credit: Fritz
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Sep 6, 2013 - 11:51pm PT
Hey, Mr & Mrs Flipper, wazzup? Nursing a few Stellas while I finish packing for the Great Sierra Death March - 65 miles (a mile per year) from Onion Valley - Kearsarge Pass -Forrester Pass - Milestone Basin - Wallace Lk, and spending the night of the 19th atop Whitney howling at the full moon; maybe I'll do a dress rehearsal tonight after I finish off that bottle of Madeira.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Sep 7, 2013 - 01:01am PT
Reilly!

Just finished with watching Ken Burn's National Parks on Public TV.

Always a good watch with Ken.

Last Friday night, after the river trip: drumming at Mark's house near McCall.

celebrating river survival.
celebrating river survival.
Credit: Fritz
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Sep 14, 2013 - 12:23am PT
Credit: mouse from merced

Mouse from Merced sat on a wall

Mouse from Merced had a great fall

All the SAR people said with a grin

Give him a joint and a glass of white zin

Mousie revived and came here to tell

White zin will save you from going to hell

Credit: mouse from merced

Almsost toasted
Mousie roasted
Peanuts and threw them at you

He'd like to go climbing
He's stuck here just rhyming
And soon he'll upchuck one of you

Lithostylin' on Real Big Friday.

Where are you f*#kers?!
Gal

Trad climber
going big air to fakie
Sep 14, 2013 - 02:53am PT
LO f*#kin' L just had quite the crazy situation go down, i will not bother ya'll with these unexpected details, but I'll just leave at, sometimes you try to go in the right direction, and sometimes you fail (this more on the "human interaction level" than anything else.... +too many beers.
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Sep 14, 2013 - 03:02am PT
was at the karaoke joint last night, some dumbass was singing Lido by Boz Scabs, almost hurled PBR on everybody,

back to red bull and coffee, up down, up down, need to find some middle gound,

maybe jeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus ahh...


holy ghost power, i got the keys to the kingdom,

The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Sep 14, 2013 - 03:09am PT
Shotski
Shotski
Credit: The Larry
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Sep 14, 2013 - 03:11am PT
Mouse mi friend, they(we) call it Rose'.

I'll put my 13 buck french Bandol up against that

Watermelon sugar they call zinblanc.

I've been drinking all kinds of Roses this summer, and there are quite a few of them.

what a journey.

But tonight it's all about drinking all the beers in the fridge

with a squeeze of lime.

edit- Shmeg head.
Gal

Trad climber
going big air to fakie
Sep 14, 2013 - 03:17am PT
The Larry, that pic sorta represents part of my night=Word.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Sep 14, 2013 - 09:46am PT
Oh you can share more details than that Gal, can't you? You got is wondering.

One half cup of cold coffee, more shortly
Rain, may climb anyway, or at least ride.
F*#k manipulative, condescending, mysoginist, fake Christians any way...
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Sep 27, 2013 - 11:20pm PT
Well now! What to drunk-bitch about first?

To be positive!

The wine is Costco Napa Valley Meritage, and it's not bad for Costco wine.

On the other hand, my 64th B-day hiking & party celebration was scheduled in the Sun Valley (Idaho) area this weekend, with old friends attending.

Then the Idaho Mountains got a good dose of snow mid-week, and another big-storm rolls in this weekend.

SCHIST & GNEISSATION!

Luckily we got a hike in with some of those friends last weekend, before the weather closed down.

Last day of Idaho summer, at 9,400 Ft.
Last day of Idaho summer, at 9,400 Ft.
Credit: Fritz

I do feel lucky that at this age, I can still do a mountain hike with two-high school friends and their lady-friends.

But----the Beetles song about turning 64 still keeps playing in my head.

Only wine can shut it down.

Sluuuuup.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldIfhc1pJpk
T Hocking

Trad climber
Redding, Ca
Sep 27, 2013 - 11:35pm PT
Cheers Fritz!
I'm just sittin here sippin vodka downloading pics from a 2 week trip to Maine where many lobsters n clams were consumed.

80 lbs. of Maine lobsters before steaming
80 lbs. of Maine lobsters before steaming
Credit: T Hocking
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Sep 27, 2013 - 11:48pm PT
T Hocking!! It is hard for me to imagine 80 lbs of Maine Lobsters?

What are you doing for the weekend?

We need you and those lobsters in Choss Creek Idaho! Heidi & I will take care of accommodations, liquor, & details!

sluuurp!

jonnyrig

Trad climber
formerly known as hillrat
Sep 28, 2013 - 12:37am PT
1. One beer. One. Cold. Singular. Beer. Why? Because doc says I have gout, and the alcohol gets to it. Significant other's mother on the other hand, has neatly polished off a bottle of wine, and it shows.

2. Supertopo: A step above Craigslist. Oh my unholy god, those people cannot, to save their lives, formulate a grammatically correct sentence. And they live in my fricken town! Ok, so to be fair, I tend to troll a little... only instead of living under bridges, I tend to burn them. Whatever. I feel like making the switch from Clist to the Taco has somehow elevated my intelligence by at least a whopping three points.

3. My wonderful, beautiful, pregnant and oh-so-patient partner would skewer me with a hot, dull, rusty and broken pipe if I so much as thought about leaving her alone with our poor sweet child tonight or tomorrow. At just over a year, the poor thing is on antibiotics again because of the triple threat of sinus infection, ear infection, and strep under her diaper, not to mention molars coming in on the left. Basically, I'm on all-night baby duty. Not to worry... hitting the crag on sunday. After which I intend to consume at least two lukewarm Sam Adams. Maybe even three.

photo not found
Missing photo ID#323141
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Oct 4, 2013 - 11:03pm PT
Well-now! Here it is---Friday night, and T. Hocking and his 80 lbs of lobsters have not shown up in Choss Creek Idontno.

So it goes!

Alexander Valley Cab in the wine of choice, and frost afflected Heidi's garden last night and will likely kill it tonight.

Heidi, Harley, & the garden harvest today.
Heidi, Harley, & the garden harvest today.
Credit: Fritz


Off to City of Rocks on Sunday to see what climbing is not restricted by the shutdown.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Oct 5, 2013 - 02:25am PT
It's going to be a long one tonight. Five beers down and I haven't eaten yet. I started around 8:30 so I got my pace already. I quick sandwich and I'll be good till at least two.

Are those white Eggplants there, Fritz? Nice. Cheers, dude.
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Oct 5, 2013 - 07:09am PT
jesus where the hell is pete?

is he still up on that wall?
my god.
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