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phylp
Trad climber
Millbrae, CA
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Hi Gang
1. "the usual" - a glass of white wine.
2. phylp is a total lightweight as far as this drinking stuff goes (does it count as an inflammatory comment if it's about yourself?)
3. Drinking tonight because I AM going climbing on Sunday! No indulging tomorrow night.
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Reilly! Re your comment on Harley-the cat:
But I bet he wishes he could pick his nose as well as you can!
I suppose so, and I really don't envy his ability to lick his anus, and his balls are removed.
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Dr.Sprock
Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
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anybody here in their last 30 days of sobriety?
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Lollie
Social climber
I'm Lolli.
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Apr 24, 2014 - 06:29pm PT
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My god. This is the thread. There's oen Wednesday one? Oh, my oh my.
I've hadd. ( glasses of wine. And the the beer. In sp many hours. And the beer of course. I think I am drunk. But, anyway.
You see, the funny par t was the look on my boss' face, when I rodl her that I manaeged this spring on a diet of painkillers and whisky. A no no. But. Great combo. You don't feel a thing and wcan oek like a god. One only needs very little whisky, if one eats enough painkillers, it's tehe final touch. An I made deadluine. Then it wears off, didn't tell about that. That's bad, you see. Really realy bad.
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blahblah
Gym climber
Boulder
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Apr 24, 2014 - 07:02pm PT
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My god. This is the thread. There's oen Wednesday one? Oh, my oh my.
I've hadd. ( glasses of wine. And the the beer. In sp many hours. And the beer of course. I think I am drunk. But, anyway.
You see, the funny par t was the look on my boss' face, when I rodl her that I manaeged this spring on a diet of painkillers and whisky. A no no. But. Great combo. You don't feel a thing and wcan oek like a god. One only needs very little whisky, if one eats enough painkillers, it's tehe final touch. An I made deadluine. Then it wears off, didn't tell about that. That's bad, you see. Really realy bad.
Just make sure your "painkillers" don't contain acetaminophen (Tylenol) -- if they do, even small amounts mixed with whiskey may turn your liver to mush.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Apr 24, 2014 - 07:09pm PT
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I believe a lot of painkillers are hard on the liver.
Lolli, ta det med ro!
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Lollie
Social climber
I'm Lolli.
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Apr 24, 2014 - 07:12pm PT
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I know. At least I found out 2 months latrr. Nowv I only combone that other kind which is compatible with alcohole.
It must been hell living à 109 years ago. How can one be so stupid as not believe in science? No painkillers?
The autocorrect worls bad, doesn't it'? It looks odd,
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Lollie
Social climber
I'm Lolli.
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Apr 24, 2014 - 07:16pm PT
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Paracetamol is not Hood for the Liverpool eith whisky.
Thar morphinbased stuff is forbidden with whisky. It kills Liverpool and one stops breathing
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Apr 25, 2014 - 12:54am PT
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Yer crackin' me up over here, Lollie.
I like booze and pills, too.
Dilaudid and beer.
But only once in a blue moon.
That Liver thing.
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Dr.Sprock
Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
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Apr 25, 2014 - 12:55am PT
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whats with this cinnamon whisky fad?
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Apr 25, 2014 - 01:15am PT
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Or whipped cream flavored vodka for that matter.
It scares the crap out of me, what people get fecked up on.
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Wade Icey
Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
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Apr 25, 2014 - 02:45am PT
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tomorrow's fryday and that'z close enough
Feeling nauseated and a little nostalgic. the days of horrendous suffering with insufferable as#@&%es seem deceptively pleasant in foggy retrospectating. Sleeping in the mud seems somehow romantic and noble compared to, say, my queen-sized double quilted blah blah blah wife-included somnulent paradise.
Whatever. Yearning for the good old unkept days won't make them so, anymore than pretending a square foot of carpet will pad the landing of that legbreaker-don't blow the pine needled mantle or it's going to be a long crawl home pantomimed in cafeterias long gone by.
Okay. Going gray and left in the chalk dust bin of nonhistory some hasbeen whom never ever was.
these topics seemed important at the deli, four beers in. tucker presiding. as a sideman i rarely spoke mostly got f*#ked up in disbelief that I 'd followed some hero up some horrifying gorgeous plutonic leftover....
Whatever. I'd be curious...
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 25, 2014 - 11:38am PT
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What a bunch of SLACKERS!
I go away to Mexico caving for TWO WEEKS and virtually nothing gets done while I'm gone? What the H - E - double hockey stick is wrong with yous guys??
I am expecting some serious amends to be made tonight! Thank goodness some of yous are getting started early this week.
Geeez......
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Apr 25, 2014 - 12:30pm PT
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What, watching a cat in a tree isn't noble enough for ya?
I gotta tune up for Italy. I think I'll add a little grappa to my espresso.
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Lollie
Social climber
I'm Lolli.
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Apr 25, 2014 - 05:33pm PT
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I don't drink whisky...
actually, I don't like that stuff.
But undisputably and undoubtly I was slightly intoxicated yesterday.
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Apr 25, 2014 - 10:52pm PT
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Thank you all for the joy of post # 2701!
Rain, rain, rain, for this weekend in S. Idontno, but Utah desert adventure next week in the drought-zone.
H3 Cab, and a little Cline Ancient Vines Zinvandel to ease the rain's pains.
PTPP-you hoser! You go & have fun for a couple weeks in Mexico, then bitch about the working class not posting on your drunk thread.
Snort! Makes me want to post amusing photos!
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grover
climber
Northern Mexico
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Apr 25, 2014 - 11:20pm PT
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Nicely done Fritz
I want 2 of whatever you had tonight
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Captain...or Skully
climber
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Apr 25, 2014 - 11:38pm PT
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Cheers, Ray....we're having a few Nattys.
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grover
climber
Northern Mexico
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Apr 25, 2014 - 11:50pm PT
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A 6-pack-attack ... so far
Pete ate bugs in mexico
I'm not driving to the crag tonight cuz I'm at the carg
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Apr 28, 2014 - 09:42pm PT
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so i brought a torch over the the dark side,
it runs on ion-exchange so it don't never burn out,
electricity is like the wind,
it is always seeking ground-state-low-pressure-death's smile;
hell i zonked the electro-magnetism portion of the fe exam,
and i didn't even do so hot on the fluid dynamics, either
so here's my story and it is sticking to me,
i'm the lone fella in house full of goddesses.
i try for a voice, i do.
but i ain't heard.
i'm disregarded and run over.
i've fought the battle over the years.
threw at it everything that i could imagine.
even sobriety.
nothing changed.
i'm outnumbered.
and out hormoned.
so i resigned to a passive and complacent stance in my family.
i'll just let it all go by.
and i will continue to pay into thisexistence.
and i'll ignite the fire when we is cold,
and whatever else is mandatory,
i will already own god's mind.
my fight is fruitless.
all i've to gain by a steadfast stature
is divorce and massive erosion of my thus acquired
material gains.
i told the wife, though,
if i'm going to be miserable,
at least i'm going to be
happily miserable.
drunk.
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