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'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 22, 2013 - 10:42pm PT
Yee-haw! Let's see a picture of that waitress!
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 22, 2013 - 10:44pm PT
If you guys keep posting this often, we will overtake that fat bitch's song post.

Nope. Molson Muscle resides a little higher, or lower, depending on which sphincter you refer. Man, that was hard to spell....

I am making ellisions ...

... whatever happened to Ricardo...

... all his posts were ellisions ...

... I think he is retired...
GhoulweJ

Trad climber
El Dorado Hills, CA
Feb 22, 2013 - 10:44pm PT
I have a Molsen Muscle for ya!


Free beer in Kentucky????
Easy, bright smile at the waitress, and sweet Cslifornia sunshine talk...

BAM!!! Free beer an BJ
GhoulweJ

Trad climber
El Dorado Hills, CA
Feb 22, 2013 - 10:45pm PT
Russ I'm a dual citizen of Canada and USA
I gotta muscle for ya
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 22, 2013 - 10:47pm PT
You know what?? YOu speak of free BJ's at Tahoe. Well guess what?? MY SON got a free BJ at Tahoe! He got his very first Cougar! I was so proud of him. She was smokin' hot, too. Almost a member of the Twice His Age Club. [the converse is true for his dad, less the "almost"]
GhoulweJ

Trad climber
El Dorado Hills, CA
Feb 22, 2013 - 10:48pm PT
BAM
Manager said free beers for me as long as I can juggle limes....

Gonna b a long free night!!!
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 22, 2013 - 10:48pm PT
YOU are dual as well? How about that then? *I* have both a Hoser and a You-Ess passport, too.

Now, we need a photo of that waitress, dude.

You say "free" beers. Hah. She hasn't brought you your BILL yet! Bwah-ha-a-ha-ha-aha-a-ha-h-ahaa~!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111

Yes, THAT Ricardo.
GhoulweJ

Trad climber
El Dorado Hills, CA
Feb 22, 2013 - 10:51pm PT
Russ...
Good point...
USA USA USA
Can I keep my AR please?!??
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 22, 2013 - 10:55pm PT
I think I facebook'd Ricardo a year or two ago. The funniest story ever with him was after he solo'd South Seas. He sat down with us at the Pizza Deck, and I didn't recognize him at first. He is from Honduras, so is fairly dark-skinned, but he was so DIRTY after his solo I thought he was BLACK! And I'm wondering, holy frig, I haven't met more than two or three black climbers in thirty years, and here's this black dude who just solo'd El Cap?? What the .....

Then I realized it was Ricardo! Man, did I laugh!
GhoulweJ

Trad climber
El Dorado Hills, CA
Feb 22, 2013 - 10:56pm PT
photo not found
Missing photo ID#291043
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 22, 2013 - 10:56pm PT
You know I'm 519 El Cap nights now on your ledge, eh?
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 22, 2013 - 10:59pm PT
WOW! A Natural Blonde!

GhoulweJ

Trad climber
El Dorado Hills, CA
Feb 22, 2013 - 11:00pm PT
She just clocked out
.....,...
And now she's clocked in!!!
MisterE

Social climber
Feb 22, 2013 - 11:00pm PT
Free beer in Kentucky????

FYI, The Red is in a dry county - you have to head up the hill for beer...
GhoulweJ

Trad climber
El Dorado Hills, CA
Feb 22, 2013 - 11:01pm PT
MisterE
My purple is in a wet area
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 22, 2013 - 11:07pm PT
Ay. The cave is in a "drah" country, so you can't buy beer or booze, unless you know who the local bootlegger is. So I import from Louisville or Florence, Y'all.

BUT - here is your Dr. Piton Drah Country Big Wall Tip of the Day:

In Cave City, Kentucky, you can get beer and margaritas at the El Mazatlan Mexican restaurant, which probably makes the best chili rellenos in all creation.

And in Mammoth Cave National Park, which is under Federal jurisdiction, the local convenience store sells beer and wine!!
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Feb 22, 2013 - 11:08pm PT
Fondue Friday.
Fondue Friday.
Credit: The Larry
GhoulweJ

Trad climber
El Dorado Hills, CA
Feb 22, 2013 - 11:09pm PT
My waitress just went to " polish silverware" wtf
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 22, 2013 - 11:10pm PT
Now ^^THAT^^ is totally unfair! Look at the Phat Content on that! It's phatter than t*r!

Crap, dude - yer makin' me hungry. Are you on the wall this spring?? I am still without partner[s]
MisterE

Social climber
Feb 22, 2013 - 11:12pm PT
I have an almost unnatural affinity to Neil Diamond and his music...

Is that wrong?
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