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Mungeclimber

Trad climber
sorry, just posting out loud.
Dec 30, 2009 - 03:56pm PT
rock on Tom Frost! he must have been watching you guys from the shoulder.
Matt J.

Trad climber
Castro Valley, CA
Topic Author's Reply - May 29, 2010 - 07:19pm PT
Thanks to all for the suggestions! I'm trying to finish the project this year and plan to use a few of these. Anyone know where to find a few names from these postings? Like Brad Jarrett, Kevin Fosberg, Steve Sutton or Dave Bircheff? And I'm still open to a few more stories, especially from women, who don't seem to get in trouble as much as men...
ß Î Ø T Ç H

climber
from the Leastside
May 30, 2010 - 04:39am PT
"(no rescues or serious injuries)"
I fold .
Rudyj2

Trad climber
UT
May 30, 2010 - 09:15am PT
Minor El Cap epic.

http://www.supertopo.com/tr/Lurking-Fear-TR/t290n.html
corniss chopper

Mountain climber
san jose, ca
Jul 4, 2010 - 02:14am PT
The only epic that is not too embarrassing to relate is winning
a tug-of-war with a raccoon over my bag of potato chips while sitting at
a campfire in camp4. Later the (same?) coon made off with a bag of cookies
from the site next to us resulting in a late night foot pursuit by the victim.
ß Î Ø T Ç H

climber
from the Leastside
Jul 4, 2010 - 03:48am PT
omg rrider you are badass with the pen .
bestill

Trad climber
s. ca.
Jul 4, 2010 - 10:08am PT
rudy nunez,in 1976 or maybe it was 1986 anyway,ran around naked,then soloed the salathe wall while wearing a top hat. at one point he drilled a hole.a little while later she told him,that she hated him and left.anyway,rudy(super stud)asks for but does not receive a partner for the second ascent of the sick,manky and of course funky big wall, called betty. a yosemite back country wall that few people have seen let alone contemplated as contemplation of this wall of rock will drive one stupid and finding it is definitely a chore. once found the crux pitch, at a blistering 5.4 plus will confound the most discerning leader. but rudy with just a thimble of weight on the toe of his climbing slippers finesded the crux nubbin as if he was doin her and cranked the move,god what a stud, but then things went south;changed;tijaunja'd;cabo san lucas's;and then for no reason at all went gay. so does extreme climbing drive one, well should i say it, gay
ß Î Ø T Ç H

Boulder climber
extraordinaire
Feb 5, 2014 - 11:09pm PT
The following story is excerpted from the new book “Yosemite Epics: Tales of Adventure from America’s Greatest Playground” by author Matt Johanson (Croft guiding Bridalveil East)


I was guiding a client that day and he didn’t want to go someplace crowded with tons of other people. We talked over a few ideas. Though I’d never climbed it before, I suggested Bridalveil East. I’d heard that was a good route right by the waterfall and not terribly hard. My client was a solid, experienced climber and I thought doing a route of that kind of length and grade would go just fine.
We didn’t begin too early as I didn’t feel we needed an alpine start. The weather was perfect, the route isn’t that long and the approach is pretty short. We hiked up the tourist trail to the base of the falls and got started on the crack system that leans diagonally left and up. We’d climbed a few pitches and everything was going well when the wind picked up and blew a little spray onto us. But our route took us away from the falls so I thought there shouldn’t be a problem as we climbed higher.
As we kept going, the wind swept more and more super-icy water on top of us. It was starting to get pretty bad. Because the crack beneath us led down and right, we would have had to rappel right through the waterfall to retreat. So for better or worse, we were committed.
There weren’t fixed anchors so I was trying to figure out belay stations as I went along. We were four pitches up when things got much worse really quickly. As I was belaying him up, suddenly the whole waterfall fell right on top of us. Beneath me the rope completely disappeared into a torrent of water.
I can’t see him, I can’t hear him, I’m pulling as hard as I can and I’m getting nothing. I managed to place a piece of gear above me and I cranked on the rope to pull the guy up. I even turned upside-down to push my legs against the overhanging rock as hard as I could. Nothing. It felt like the rope was stuck. Freezing water pounded down on my head. I could feel my arms and hands going numb. I was on the verge of going badly hypothermic.
When he failed to move for at least 20 minutes – it felt massively longer than that, like forever – I worried he may have drowned. I couldn’t know but it was possible. What should I do? One option that came to me was to tie off the rope and free solo out of there, though it was horrible to think about leaving him behind. At what point does that become the right move? After an hour? Four hours? When it gets dark? I was supposed to be in control of the situation, but if I waited too long, then we could have both died.
During this time I could see down below families picnicking at the base of the waterfall. Kids were playing and chasing each other and their parents were laughing. Even if they saw us, none of them knew that anything was wrong. That was such a bizarre contrast. For us, it was clawing for survival, hypothermia, life and death. For them, it was “I’ll have another slice of watermelon, please.” We were having no picnic, that’s for sure.
My brain was getting numb and I could tell I was starting to lose it. I just kept on screaming and pulling the rope. The waterfall slackened a little. Then the rope started to move the tiniest bit. Finally he climbed up to me. It turned out that he hid under an overhang when the waterfall got so heavy that he struggled to breathe. He was also fighting to get our gear back beneath the torrential downpour. I yelled at him to leave anything that didn’t come out easily because that situation was no time to be cheap.
I knew I had to get us out of there as fast as possible, but the route was completely soaked. My chalk was like soggy pizza dough. From then on I didn’t even look for where the route actually goes. I just started totally going for it on anything I could find. It became a 5.11 lead through an overhang without any protection but the belay, though then the climb eased off a bit. I could see easy ground above and I only had to climb a 5.8 slab to get to it. But the waterfall was still chasing us.
I reached a foothold on dry rock and I thought I’d gotten out of trouble. I stopped to chalk up, forgetting that my chalk bag was totally soaked. Then while I was trying to dry my hands, a last big gust came up and blew a big spray of water all over the rock. Instantly the slab turned glassy and slick. There was no way I could climb it then and I didn’t know how long the wind would keep spraying water or when the sun would dry the rock. I knew that as the day cooled off, the winds should die down. But logic was only part of the equation because it seemed that no matter what I did, things kept going wrong. The rope trailed beneath me and draped past the overhang. My belay was more than 100 feet below. If I took a fall, it would be incredibly gigantic.
Eventually the slab did dry up, I scampered up the rock and into the forest above, tied off to a tree and brought up my partner.
“Peter, that was amazing, you got us out of that horrendous mess!” he said.
“Wait a minute, I’m the one who got us into that mess!” I said.
He saw me as the hero but I thought I’d completely screwed up. I apologized to him for placing us in a bad situation. I didn’t want him thinking that I’d done everything right. All of us should recognize when we make mistakes and cause dangerous problems so that we learn from those situations.
It’s also important to see actual risk as opposed to perceived risk. People drive 80 m.p.h. and tailgate each other while playing with their cell phones. That’s so normal that some don’t view it as dangerous until one person blows it and somebody dies. Even then, who says they won’t drive in cars anymore because it’s too dangerous? If you got killed in a car collision or drowned in a waterfall, it would be equally tragic, though there are far more close calls and accidents in cars than there are in climbing situations.
I’ve been stuck in storms and other tough spots. Usually you slow down and place more gear, but this was different and I couldn’t deal with it in those types of ways. It felt like the climb sucked us in by appearing so friendly. Then it hunted us and tried to get us. I never felt that way before. Finally it let us go.
I found out afterwards that local Indians believe that waterfall is haunted. That certainly played into how I felt about it later. I’m not sure I believe in that sort of stuff, but if I’d known I might have started an hour earlier because it never hurts to stack the odds in your favor.
I thought about it a lot and it’s hard to come up with anything else I should have done differently. I could have asked around or checked out the afternoon winds there the day before. We could have waited until the fall to climb there when the waterfall is smaller and warmer. Then again I never encountered anything like this before or since, so I’d say the main lesson is stuff happens.
http://yosemitegazette.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=340:are-climbers-qhuntedq-by-haunted-waterfall&catid=18:stories
le_bruce

climber
Oakland, CA
Feb 6, 2014 - 12:43am PT
Great share, biotch. Love Croft's writing style. Trying to imagine that feeling, after 20 minutes of no response from your client...

Nutjob and I got hunted down in the same spot Croft did, beginning about three pitches up. Luckily we rapped when we started getting wet. You, and the route, go from perfectly dry to doused in a heartbeat - just takes a puff of wind. Clint mentioned the regularity of the winds that blow around Bridalveil, and I think he's right.

Still dry:

Water still falling plumb:

Doused:


The cool thing is that as soon as you round the buttress with Return to Stone Age on it, everything's dry again. We ended up climbing some cool, obscure pitches to link into the Pig Trough. TR: http://www.supertopo.com/tr/Not-the-Midget-Chimney-Photo-TR/t334n.html
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 6, 2014 - 01:00am PT
This is going to bigger than The Bible.

I predict.
Trusty Rusty

climber
Tahoe Area
Feb 6, 2014 - 03:56am PT
For me just typical traditional whining though I've had a few partners go to the dark side:

On his maiden voyage in a portaledge, Milton carefully placed the honey bucket and leaned back on a falsely clipped daisy chain with about 15'slack in his tie-off. As his ledge flipped up and slammed into mine he sent out a defeated whimper and plowed into the abyss. I poked over to see him spinning 20' below with his pants around his knees, 1000'of air between his balls and the scree and a 200'streamer of TP lacing the dawn and depth of Wet Denim Day Dream. Petrified, humiliated and deflowered, Milton didnt talk much as we wrapped up his final day of wall climbing.

Back in the early 80s we launched for the Oasis via Goodrich. The gear was 2- 150'ropes, 25 lbs of biners and nuts, EB's, Strawberry Chalk bags, 2" tube sling waist swamis (red mandatory) Butt Bags, 3 quarts of water and some granola bars. No need for headlamps, it was only 5.9. After blundering several pitches, we walrused onto the much coveted Oasis just in time watch the sun disappear into Tracy. Milt was not pleased facing a dozen rappels braille style, so I encouraged him by volunteering to take half. As we readied for the descent, a puff of wind plucked Milts butt Bag from his rickety fingers and sent it billowing like an empty parachute over into Staircase Falls. His shadowy eyes sunk deep into his skull and for a moment I thought he would jump headlong as an auto mercy killing. I quickly snuggled into my Collins belay seat and lowered off. 6 Hours later, way off route and with no climbing gear left to speak of, we made ground. The next day Milts ribs looked like sizzled pork links. He took one for the team and that was okay, we'd seen the Oasis, we could wear our bandana's proud, we were Glacier Point Stone-masters.


NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Feb 6, 2014 - 12:29pm PT
I was standing there about to cast out onto a dry slab with the last pro down in a chimney or crack below me, when the hissing started and the first blast hit us and soaked the slab. I was just too afraid to try (and frankly not able) to lead over that, so I summoned my focus to get down to the last pro, and we bailed.

The scariest part of that waterfall for me was the recurring nature of getting pummeled during our escape... first it's calm and beautiful, then you hear the menacing hiss as the waterfall swings over toward you, then the firehose blast and hunkering down trying not to die, then it eases up and swings away for a few seconds, and you shiver in shock with some false sense of survival and the beginning of a recovery. Then the hissing begins again and it's like reliving the terror of anticipation over and over again. It must have really sucked pretty badly in the moment, but from the perspective of time and distance, it makes me so happy and smile so big to think about it. That was the start to one of my favorite and best days in the valley ever: launching into completely unknown territory on a different crack system, rain-speckled face capped with 3-stacked wobbly blocks, linking into a classic old climb and knowing we would probably make it out, hanging belay in the dark with ice run-off pouring over us, sitting on our asses banging heels of climbing shoes into the frozen steep snow, ropeless, using #3/#4 camelot lobes cupped in our hands as ice axes down the frozen Gunsight gulley after midnight. When I'm old my grandkids will probably get sick of hearing that story.


edit: Trusty Rusty, those are classic stories! What a horror to be relaxing for movement and then be flipped into space. That streamer of TP would have a made a fine photo.
Sierra Ledge Rat

Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
Feb 6, 2014 - 02:50pm PT
Now I would find a book on the YPB experience quite amusing.

I did a winter solo of the West Face of the Leaning Tower in a winter storm, dropped my bivy gear the 3rd night, almost died and met my guardian angel in person. Wanna hear about that one?

A bigger epic is the one about the chick in a wet T-shirt in the spray at the base of Yosemite Falls who later that month didn't take very kindly to my insistence that we were just "friends with benefits." That epic played out for several years because I kept running into that angry young lady in places like Santa Fe and New Orleans.

Or maybe...

One time I met a chick skinny dipping at Devil's Bathtub, and when we accidentally ran into her old man at the Pines Campground he almost killed me 'cause his daughter was only 15....(I was 18)
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