Why do Christians eat monkeys?

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apogee

climber
Topic Author's Original Post - Nov 7, 2009 - 11:33pm PT
Aren't they kinda crunchy? And they are sooooo cute and funny...WWJD with a monkey?
beef supreme

climber
the west
Nov 7, 2009 - 11:40pm PT
put it in a box, let it loose on a collar, train it to take money, charge 1 dollar for chance to be saved. you know, laying on of hands kinda thing.
that is the thing to do with a monkey as a prominent spiritual icon.
Jan

Mountain climber
Okinawa, Japan
Nov 7, 2009 - 11:42pm PT
It's forbidden to kill monkeys in Hindu and Buddhist lands because of their close relationship to us. Maybe Christians eat monkeys to deny this relationship?
Ray Olson

Trad climber
Imperial Beach, California
Nov 7, 2009 - 11:46pm PT
can't ..........stop............must ...............stop..........can't........stop
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Nov 7, 2009 - 11:52pm PT
Why do xtians hate to eat monkeys, or maybe it's people who eat monkeys.
dogtown

Trad climber
JackAssVille, Wyoming
Nov 8, 2009 - 12:02am PT

That Monkey was just a snack! More please!
apogee

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 8, 2009 - 02:20am PT
Moron-Christian-eating-monkey-mormon bump
kev

climber
A pile of dirt.
Nov 8, 2009 - 03:44am PT
Because they taste better than deep fried Mormons...
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Nov 8, 2009 - 04:17am PT
I thought it was the Buddhists in Asia that ate the monkey brains. Some Asian sect, I'm not sure which one.
Jan

Mountain climber
Okinawa, Japan
Nov 8, 2009 - 04:28am PT
Chinese people sometimes eat monkey brains as a delicacy. When they do so, they demonstrate they are not Buddhist but lean toward Confucianism or something else.

Christian Phillipinos eat monkeys, but they eat the whole thing and they kill it and cook it first.
paganmonkeyboy

climber
mars...it's near nevada...
Nov 8, 2009 - 11:59am PT
there's a proper way to eat a monkey...i'm just sayin...
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Nov 8, 2009 - 12:13pm PT
maybe Melissa can say something about prions in response to Jan's post...


other related questions:

Would a monkey eat a Christian (holy gladiator, batman!)?

Why do Christians and monkeys eat?

Is inter-species sex a sin if it is between consenting adults, no matter what the religion?

oh, you didn't mean the Christian family, did you? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_(name);
rockermike

Trad climber
Berkeley
Nov 8, 2009 - 01:20pm PT
To get to the REAL point; Why do monkeys hate Mormon hating Christians who eat monkeys?
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