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nutjob
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Topic Author's Original Post - Sep 25, 2009 - 05:57pm PT
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1loyjm4SOa0
Mother: So, there you are! I might have known it would end up like this. Just think of all the love and affection I've wasted on you! Well, if that's how you treat your poor old mother, in the autumn years of her life, all I can say is: "Go ahead! Be crucified! See if I care!". I might have known...
Brian: But mum!
Mother: Not fine thee...sad...sad...
Brian: Mum! Mum!
Mother: ...like all young people nowadays, I don't know what the world is coming to...
--- Crucifixion Party is silent
Crucified Man III: Cheer up, Brian! You know what they say?
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nutjob
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 25, 2009 - 06:04pm PT
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Pontius Pilate: Whom would you have me release?
Man: Release Voger!
Jewish Crowd: Yeah! Release Voger! Release Voger! [Laughter]
Pontius Pilate: Very well, I shall release Voger!
Jewish Crowd: Yeah!
Centurion: Sir, uh, we don't have a Roger, sir.
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nutjob
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 25, 2009 - 06:06pm PT
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Crucifixion Supervisor: Next! Crucifixion?
Prisoner I: Yes.
Crucifixion Supervisor: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. Next! Crucifixion?
Prisoner II: Yes.
Crucifixion Supervisor: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. Next! Crucifixion?
Wiseguy: Uh, no, freedom.
Jailor I: Uhm?
Crucifixion Supervisor: What?
Wiseguy: Uh, freedom for me. They said I hadn't done anything. so I could go free and live on an island somewhere.
Crucifixion Supervisor: Oh, oh, that's jolly good: Well, off you go, then.
Wiseguy: No, I'm only pulling your leg. It's crucifixion really.
Crucifixion Supervisor: Oh, oh, I see, very good, very good. Well, out of the door...
Wiseguy: Yeah, I know the way, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.
Crucifixion Supervisor: ...line on the left, yes, thank you. Crucifixion?
Prisoner IV: Yes.
Crucifixion Supervisor: Good.
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