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Gobee
Trad climber
Los Angeles
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Topic Author's Original Post - Aug 15, 2009 - 08:44am PT
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Gobee
Trad climber
Los Angeles
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 17, 2009 - 11:14am PT
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maldaly
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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Aug 17, 2009 - 11:54am PT
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Gobee,
Thanks for being honest and making the thread title germane to the subject matter but would you PLEASE keep this stuff to a religious forum?
Thanks in advance,
Mal
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JuanDeFuca
Big Wall climber
Stoney Point
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Aug 17, 2009 - 12:03pm PT
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You ever check out the book a Course in Miracles.
Thank You for the wonderful inspiration.
Do not be discouraged by the Godless Sinners that seem to infest this site.
Juan
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richross
Trad climber
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Aug 17, 2009 - 12:06pm PT
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Prod
Trad climber
A place w/o Avitars apparently
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Aug 17, 2009 - 12:20pm PT
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This would get me to the curch on time.
Prod.
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Chinchen
climber
Flagstaff?
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Aug 17, 2009 - 12:21pm PT
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Stop posting this sh#t please. Go to a forum where others share your views. I do not appreciate you using this forum for sharing your own personal religious beliefs.
This goes for football related threads as well....
f*#k off.
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Ghost
climber
A long way from where I started
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Aug 17, 2009 - 12:40pm PT
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Rich, Mal, Prod, Locker...
You guys better watch out
You're treading dangerous ground here
You could find yourselves in big trouble
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Aug 17, 2009 - 01:09pm PT
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posting this crap shows a complete lack of respect.
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TKingsbury
Trad climber
MT
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Aug 17, 2009 - 01:14pm PT
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agreed nature, on both sides....
EDIT: If you don't like it, let it sink...though I predict this thread will get more responses than a typical TR....just sayin
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Pennsylenvy
Gym climber
A dingy corner in your refrigerator
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Aug 17, 2009 - 01:32pm PT
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Can someone photoshop this for climbers. At least a couple of the passages are climber related, i.e. the proper way to fast, and advise on wine and wineskins.
Other than that, thew only appropriate response to this thread I can think of involves a blue butt plug.
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mojede
Trad climber
Butte, America
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Aug 17, 2009 - 01:41pm PT
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"Now, First thing, is to say this:
Much further out then inevitable
Halloween is thy game
Sky King has come
& Wilma's done
Uncertain as it is Uneven
Give us today hors d'œuvre's in bed
As we forgive those who have dressed up against us
And need us not enter inflation
But our liver, onions, & potatoes.
For wine is a shingle, and amore, and a story for your father.
Allright."
John Hartford-RIP
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Aug 17, 2009 - 01:46pm PT
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A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash flow because of the dwindling number of monks available to help with all the work.
One day two of the monks, who had been discussing the problem, suggested they open a fish and chips stand down on the highway, right next to a scenic vista area popular with tourists. The other monks agreed, and Brother Ed and Brother Fred put up the stand.
It turned out that Ed was especially good at filleting, seasoning and cooking the fish, while Fred was a dab hand with the chips. (Fries, in American.) Their fame spread far and wide.
One day a tourist who wanted to offer a compliment came to the counter and said to Brother Fred, “Excuse me, are you the fish friar?”
“No, sir,” he replied, “I'm the chip monk.”
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Aug 17, 2009 - 01:51pm PT
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The Old Testament tells how Noah built an ark to escape an impending flood that threatened to wipe out every living thing, which god used to cleanse the earth, if not SuperTopo. Noah took one male and one female of all the species of animals that could not swim onto the ark, and rode out the flood with them.
When the waters subsided, the ark settled on the side of a mountain. Noah gathered the animals together, congratulated them on their good fortune and sent them on their way with the mandate “Go forth and multiply!”. So off they went gaily, two by two, and got on with filling up the earth again.
Noah and his family stayed on the ark to clean things up - naturally after 40 days and 40 nights, there was a lot to do. Pretty messy, really. Eventually they got to the lower hold, and in a dark quiet corner Noah saw two pairs of eyes gleaming in the dark. He looked closely, and saw that it was a pair of snakes. He said, in his best thundering biblical tone, "I commanded you to go forth and multiply. god wants you to do so. What's the problem? Why haven't you gone forth and multiplied?"
"We can't. We're adders."
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richross
Trad climber
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Aug 17, 2009 - 02:06pm PT
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My favorite Christ image.
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Russ Walling
Gym climber
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
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Aug 17, 2009 - 07:56pm PT
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Chinchen
climber
Flagstaff?
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Aug 17, 2009 - 08:21pm PT
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I really wish that we could get an updated forum with sections for different topics...like religion, politics, bolt chopping FAQs...you know, all the important stuff. That way these idiots can post whatever they want and I can avoid it if I choose. Yea yea, I know, just don't read it. Well its a bit different when its all on one page. Plus it would make following threads a whole lot easier. Why is ST the only forum on the web that isn't split up by topic?
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Largo
Sport climber
Venice, Ca
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Aug 17, 2009 - 08:44pm PT
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Man, this is a tough room . . .
JL:
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Chinchen
climber
Flagstaff?
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Aug 17, 2009 - 08:49pm PT
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John, I just picked up a few of your books at a library sale. Thanks for giving so much back!
PS. For the record I have several of your works that I have also purchased from store...Keep it up!
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Blitzo
Social climber
Earth
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Aug 17, 2009 - 08:59pm PT
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No comment!
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