FISH PREPARES ZERO GRAVITY TAINT ABRADER

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Peter Haan

Trad climber
San Francisco, CA
Topic Author's Original Post - Aug 5, 2009 - 07:02pm PT
In preparation for the much-anticipated Autumn/Winter 010 Rollout of an exclusive line of handbags and related haut couture accessories, The Fish is under great pressure to tune up the Zero Gravity Taint Abrader for astral travel, as all the fabulous new fashion lines are being put together in the Mussy Nebula. Expect much more on this from Tar de Haan as the product goes to show. Itís a terribly exciting moment for Russ everybody. Someone light up the Fish Signal!!

survival

Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
Aug 5, 2009 - 07:05pm PT
Wow,
Peter, you're the new Ouch! channeler!
I can't wait!
Dang Russ, you'd better have somethin' cute to say, HA!
Peter Haan

Trad climber
San Francisco, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 5, 2009 - 07:07pm PT
Don't worry, Russ is WAY ahead of me! Tarbaby and I are collaborating here and going forwards. You characters are in for a ride. An Unholy Alliance.
Russ Walling

Gym climber
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
Aug 5, 2009 - 07:08pm PT
I am the King of Asstral Travel!

nice work!
steelmnkey

climber
Vision man...ya gotta have vision...
Aug 5, 2009 - 07:16pm PT
Did he say "Asstrail"?

Wouldn't that be Asstrail Travail?


* Main Entry: 1tra∑vail
* Pronunciation: \trə-ˈvāl, ˈtra-ˌvāl\
* Function: noun
* Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French, from travailler to torment, labor, journey, from Vulgar Latin *trepaliare to torture, from Late Latin trepalium instrument of torture, from Latin tripalis having three stakes, from tri- + palus stake ó more at pole
* Date: 13th century

1 a : work especially of a painful or laborious nature : toil b : a physical or mental exertion or piece of work : task, effort c : agony, torment
2 : labor, parturition
synonyms see work
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Aug 5, 2009 - 07:19pm PT
How did it come to THIS ???
Um...I mean... what took us so long.

Exciting times.
Good times.
Pure lunacy.
Ed Bannister

Mountain climber
Riverside, CA
Aug 5, 2009 - 08:14pm PT


Russ,
From the materials scene

for that new hip look, 32 oz Hypalon is now available,
but better 40 oz nitrile, no best 56 ounce intended for water tanks, much beefier than a whimpy zodiac!!
now THAT would be a sturdy handbag.

#25 YKK also a very fashionable look, with a zipper pull even Largo could get ahold of, no need for a petite, left handed person of the opposite gender with excellent balance and range of motion to do the thin stuff.
paganmonkeyboy

climber
mars...it's near nevada...
Aug 5, 2009 - 08:33pm PT
dude where did you get teh metalic lamee jumpsuit ?? can i order one ?
Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Aug 5, 2009 - 09:23pm PT
Russ Skywalker with his laser wrench, TarYoda in the background...
survival

Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
Aug 5, 2009 - 09:29pm PT
Russ,
We need a product, or at least a prototype, on the old sci-fi movie theme!

The day the Earth Stood Still haul bag?

Revenge Of The Wasp Woman chalk bag?

Last Man On Earth, Vincent Price shirt?
Gobee

Trad climber
Los Angeles
Aug 5, 2009 - 09:52pm PT
Hey Gort, Klaatu Barada Nikto.
But didn't I see you wearing that at Happy Isles?

Peter Haan

Trad climber
San Francisco, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 5, 2009 - 10:10pm PT
survival,

duly noted, believe me. The Committee has noticed. v. cool, there. Keep the extreme ideas coming.

Stichie,

That IS, a low voltage, zero gravity Taint Abrader!
MisterE

Trad climber
Meeteetse, Wyoming
Aug 5, 2009 - 10:11pm PT
Taint here nor there!

Inter-dimensional shiz happens within these boundaries!

Keep 'em coming, Peter - I like you unemployed!

:)
Peter Haan

Trad climber
San Francisco, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 5, 2009 - 10:20pm PT
Tarbuster is working on the product literature and specs. Russ might not be able to produce more than a few of these a year as they require a large amount of Unobtainium. The source of which unfortunately has been identified from only one location and it is in the Mussy Nebula.
Gobee

Trad climber
Los Angeles
Aug 5, 2009 - 10:24pm PT
He Taint telling!
Chicken Skinner

Trad climber
Yosemite
Aug 5, 2009 - 10:48pm PT
Did Shipoopi get a new tatoo?
Ken
Peter Haan

Trad climber
San Francisco, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 5, 2009 - 10:48pm PT
Wall-eye,

Read back a bit. It comes from the Mussy Nebula, Dude. Of course no one knows about it.
Peter Haan

Trad climber
San Francisco, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 5, 2009 - 10:51pm PT
Chicken/Ken,

Possum, you thought he was gone?? Of course not. Look at the dude and his non-climbing twin! New tats, honed, ready for anything.
Chicken Skinner

Trad climber
Yosemite
Aug 5, 2009 - 11:34pm PT
Peter, I guess my laptop screen ain't big enough and for once I am glad.

Ken
Captain...or Skully

Social climber
Boise....It's like Mars with air
Aug 5, 2009 - 11:43pm PT
Grok THAT shizz, eh?
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