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nutjob
climber
Berkeley, CA
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Topic Author's Original Post - Apr 23, 2009 - 01:51pm PT
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Maybe they're all original, maybe not. My recent favorite:
The wheel is motion.
What will you do?
Do you know who turns the wheel?
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neebee
Social climber
calif/texas
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Apr 23, 2009 - 02:41pm PT
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hey there, say....
wow, i can see it now:
yosemite's little bagged-up tid-bits... the:
wbraun-brand-wisdom fortune cookies...
or
werner-wisdom in a shell...
thanks for the fun "today's" note...
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bluering
Trad climber
Santa Clara, Ca.
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Apr 23, 2009 - 02:57pm PT
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"You know nothing"
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Apr 23, 2009 - 02:59pm PT
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and don't forget you have to add "in bed" at the end of each one
you know nothing in bed.
bwaahahahahaaaa
get that one lately, blue?
*quack*
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rincon
Trad climber
SoCal
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Apr 23, 2009 - 03:00pm PT
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"Rajmit = idiot"
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deuce4
climber
Hobart, Australia
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Apr 23, 2009 - 03:05pm PT
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When your number's up, your number's up.
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Clint Cummins
Trad climber
SF Bay area, CA
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Apr 23, 2009 - 03:21pm PT
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Too good for fortune cookies.
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deuce4
climber
Hobart, Australia
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Apr 23, 2009 - 05:33pm PT
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In your next life, you will come back as a mattress.
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Russ Walling
Gym climber
Vulva, Wyoming
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Apr 23, 2009 - 05:36pm PT
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werner to russ: "in your next life you will come back as a urinal"
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Lambone
Ice climber
Ashland, Or
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Apr 23, 2009 - 05:53pm PT
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I think Werner was a fortune cookie in his past life.
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
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Apr 23, 2009 - 05:54pm PT
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You have no idea
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Domingo
Trad climber
El Portal, CA
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Apr 23, 2009 - 05:59pm PT
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You don't climb El Cap. You only get to visit.
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TradIsGood
Chalkless climber
the Gunks end of the country
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Apr 23, 2009 - 06:07pm PT
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How did this thing get here?
There's a river that runs through it and all her secrets flow in it.
Those bolts are bomber, as long as nobody uses them. (Did he steal that from Yogi Berra?)
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Lambone
Ice climber
Ashland, Or
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Apr 23, 2009 - 06:18pm PT
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"That's a good way to kill yourself."
or something to that order, talking about clove hitching the leadline to a piece while rope soloing.
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Fat Dad
Trad climber
Los Angeles, CA
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Apr 23, 2009 - 06:25pm PT
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My favorite but a little backstory is needed. A buddy and I are climbing the NW Butt of Higher Cat. and hanging out at a belay below where you climb over that roof to exit the big groove. All of a sudden, we see Werner soloing up behind us. We kind of scoot over to let him climb by. That fact that someone's soloing this thing totally blew our minds and we're kind of speechless. Werner looks at us, and we're looking back at him and he says:
"You guys speak English?"
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Russ Walling
Gym climber
Vulva, Wyoming
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Apr 23, 2009 - 06:26pm PT
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"KING SIZED MOMMA!!!!"
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bluering
Trad climber
Santa Clara, Ca.
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Apr 23, 2009 - 06:36pm PT
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"You guys speak English?"
That right there is hilarious. I can visualize the scene too. Funny.
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the museum
Trad climber
Rapid City
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Hot off the press from 5-5-09:
Blah blah blah and on and on .... you get the idea????
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bluering
Trad climber
Santa Clara, Ca.
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stupid
In a recent thread on the virtues of 'climbing while drunk'
f*#king classic!
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le_bruce
climber
Oakland: what's not to love?
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I always appreciate this well placed silver bullet, usually in response to someone who's on a full blown self righteous diatribe:
"Are you sure?"
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