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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Topic Author's Original Post - Mar 22, 2009 - 03:14pm PT
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it doesn;t do me any good these days, just gets pee all over teh place, never want's to play any more, stupid drugs... stupid disease... or both... causes bad things.
So should I delete or not? at the least I am cutting the little guy out of my will. and nothign you cna csay will stop that, so don;t even try!
Sorry for another idiotic delete thread, but if gillman can do it, I can do it better, haha!
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Wade Icey
Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
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Mar 22, 2009 - 03:25pm PT
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don't delete. detach. ala King Missle
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it
But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it
First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak
After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I took it home
Washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again
Complete
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis
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Hardman Knott
Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
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Mar 22, 2009 - 03:30pm PT
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That was a great song!
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