Marquis de Sade Apology Thread

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Raydog

Trad climber
Boulder Colorado
Topic Author's Original Post - Apr 12, 2008 - 09:40pm PT
yes, it's true,
spoke to Sade recently and he said:

"even though those fu*kers love pain, I do feel bad
about all the hell I put them through...'course
they were pretty busy cumming and yelling 'oh yeah'
but, hey, I still feel bad and...

I fukking apologize!"
mark miller

Social climber
Reno
Apr 12, 2008 - 11:37pm PT
Funny sh#t Ray, Thanks for the laugh.....and Randy V. I'm sorry if you were ever climbing in the Tahoe area 2 to 3 decades ago and I farted or was my usually charming self and pissed you off. Climb on.......Climbing.

locker

Trad climber
Joshua Tree Ca
Apr 12, 2008 - 11:47pm PT
And I'd like to aplogize to Randy for having insulted him JUST five minutes ago (Behind his back)...
Raydog

Trad climber
Boulder Colorado
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 12, 2008 - 11:51pm PT
taking a brief respite from hell,

Sade spoke obvious regret about
a minor episode in Marseille, in 1772, involving the non-lethal
poisoning of prostitutes with the supposed aphrodisiac
Spanish fly and sodomy with his manservant Latour;
the year the two were sentenced to death in absentia
for sodomy and said poisoning, he said:

"hmm, seemed like everyone was having a blast but, um yes
guess things did get a bit out of hand...
not sure what went wrong!?? Oh well, ok then,
I apologize for that TOO!"

Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Apr 12, 2008 - 11:51pm PT
Floggings will continue until morale improves.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Apr 13, 2008 - 12:18am PT
Are you speaking from experience?
Walleye

climber
Under the dwarf maples near The Same Mansion
Apr 13, 2008 - 12:21am PT
I can't believe L hasn't chimed in on this thread yet. She must be sleeping off a severe whipping or something.
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Apr 13, 2008 - 01:03am PT
The Marquis, while in prison, sent letters to his wife. (or girlfriend, but this is biographical stuff)
In them he specified dimensions, --length and girth, for wooden dildos which she had made special so he could sodomize himself while on vacation in the can.

Gotta love a perfectionist!
Um, ...I'm just sayin'
Raydog

Trad climber
Boulder Colorado
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 13, 2008 - 01:08am PT


A fugitive from justice, Sade later hid at his Lacoste mansion
where he rejoined his wife who became an accomplice in his
ahem, subsequent endeavors(!)

He kept a group of young employees at Lacoste,
most of whom complained about sexual mistreatment
and quickly left his (their) service.
Sade had to flee to Italy again.

In 1776 he returned to Lacoste,
again hired several servant girls, most of whom fled.

Over tea, with an aching hear the Marquis spoke his amends,
he said:

"Hahahaha!, wow, what a fukkin' party man!
hahaha! Me an' the old lady - whoowee she was BAD!!
You want me to apologize? For that?? It was HER idea!
Sh*t, ok...I, I'm sorry! I, hahahaha!, really really am!"

Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Apr 13, 2008 - 01:12am PT
An outsider stumbling upon this thread might come to - shall we say - the wrong conclusions about climbers. Particularly as this is all taking place on Saturday night.
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Apr 13, 2008 - 01:14am PT
You sayin' we should move this to RC.com or Mtn Proj?
perswig

climber
Apr 13, 2008 - 09:17am PT
"Over tea, with an aching hear the Marquis spoke his amends..."

...an aching hear... or
...an aching ear...



Or

...an aching rear...??
MisterE

Social climber
My Inner Nut
Apr 13, 2008 - 11:49am PT
"Why do you hang out with that sadist?"











"Beats Me!"


;-)
SteveW

Trad climber
State of confusion
Apr 13, 2008 - 12:53pm PT
Mmmmm good, MMMMMM good!
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Apr 13, 2008 - 03:35pm PT
Reminds me of the line from Van Helsing;

"Igor, why do you torture him so?"

Igor shrugs shoulders and says, "Its what I do."
Mimi

climber
Apr 13, 2008 - 03:35pm PT
Too bad this guy didn't live at the same time as Aleister Crowley. What a pair they'd have made!
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