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Gary

Social climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
Topic Author's Original Post - Apr 4, 2017 - 07:34am PT
http://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-microchip-employees-20170403-story.html

The syringe slides in between the thumb and index finger. Then, with a click, a microchip is injected in the employee's hand. Another “cyborg” is created.

What could pass for a dystopian vision of the workplace is almost routine at the Swedish start-up hub Epicenter. The company offers to implant its workers and start-up members with microchips the size of grains of rice that function as swipe cards: to open doors, operate printers or buy smoothies with a wave of the hand.

“The biggest benefit, I think, is convenience,” said Patrick Mesterton, co-founder and chief executive of Epicenter. As a demonstration, he unlocks a door merely by waving near it. “It basically replaces a lot of things you have, other communication devices, whether it be credit cards or keys.”
pud

climber
Sportbikeville & Yucca brevifolia
Apr 4, 2017 - 07:53am PT
I'm in !

It's better than touching those grody keypads at Supermarkets, ATM's and Gaspumps.

I'd want it implanted in my middle finger.
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Apr 4, 2017 - 08:27am PT
“The biggest benefit, I think, is convenience,”

whoa! lookout!! someone's going to use that to justify adding bolts to established routes!
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
Apr 4, 2017 - 08:33am PT
we already have fingerprints and DNA, what harm can a little chip do?
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
Apr 4, 2017 - 08:42am PT
Chips are harmless... if the state sanctioned authority is on your side and as long the chips aren't hacked.


pretty big f'ing "IFs"
covelocos

Trad climber
Apr 4, 2017 - 08:57am PT
If someone else wants in the door (or a smoothie) they just cut off your hand!
WBraun

climber
Apr 4, 2017 - 09:00am PT
The chip belongs plugged into the socket on the circuit board, not in your organic body you stoopid Americans.

You loons and your Brave new stoopid world of organic drooling brainwashed robots .....
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Apr 4, 2017 - 09:01am PT
The wife has been inserting Implanons for years - way more usefull!
G_Gnome

Trad climber
Cali
Apr 4, 2017 - 09:05am PT
Reilly, we don't really want to know what your wife has been putting where!
StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Apr 4, 2017 - 09:10am PT
They already know everything about you through your phone and internet habits. Chip is redundant.
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Apr 4, 2017 - 09:26am PT
'Taint sure what your talking about?
healyje

Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
Apr 4, 2017 - 11:11am PT
Old news being recycled...
WBraun

climber
Apr 4, 2017 - 05:50pm PT
Most of you don't even need a chip implanted.

You're already sheepled and brainwashed to the hilt .....
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Apr 4, 2017 - 05:56pm PT
Only a matter of time til new world nutjob showed up along with his pal conspiracy man.
Todd Eastman

climber
Bellingham, WA
Apr 4, 2017 - 08:07pm PT
Buffalo chips?

Does not seem cool...
Flip Flop

climber
Earth Planet, Universe
Apr 4, 2017 - 09:08pm PT
My chip says I'm due for a sheeeple wash
It gives me the best dreams
And I never forget a thing
Never need fill in boxes again
I can chat with anyone anytime
And the cloud is so soft and smoothe
It's the same old magical powers
Without the blood
Chips Ahoy Dr. Spock
Fear is illogical

healyje

Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
Apr 4, 2017 - 10:26pm PT

Dude, did you even read that? If you really think firing an artillery shell filled with anything, spraying anything from airplanes, or dumping barges of rust in the ocean will ever scale significantly then you're as delusional as the typical geoengineering enthusiast. Not happening.

Let's be excruciatingly clear - climate can't be 'engineered' except on grand scales. What constitutes a 'grand scale' you say? Well, producing 50-75 million automobiles per year that all produce exhaust meets that definition if you do it for decades. Operating 2 million megawatts of coal-fired power plants for decades also qualifies. Operating 12-15k commercial aircraft per year for decades probably only begins to approach that definition.

Nothing in that paper or plausibly imagined would ever make it to something like .0001% of the impact of any of the three just mentioned. And that's the problem with the whole concept of geoengineering - scale. There's nothing of any kind which can be done that scales significantly that isn't wired into all our daily existences at a fundamental level and certainly not in less than half-century time scales.

As for implanted chips? They're called cell phones - no need whatsoever to get subcutaneous.
Mark Force

Trad climber
Ashland, Oregon
Apr 4, 2017 - 11:09pm PT
The book - Brave new World, Aldous Huxley, 1932

The movie - THX1138, George Lucas, Francis Ford Coppola, 1971
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Apr 5, 2017 - 04:40am PT
It's fine and dandy to have a chip, they may come in handy.
But what happens when you have too many in you?
Will you begin to swell?
Will you burst if you have enough of them implanted?
Collect them like FB friends.
Trade 'em for the doubles of others.
What's going on in this country is that,
along with the narcotics epidemic ...
This problem is within all age groups, folks ...
After the thrill that you get from the shots,
there is a horror that comes later ...
If there is a way the horrors can be prevented from happening to just one person,
I will have done well.
THE DEVIL awaits you weak-willed economic slaves,
while NIRVANA and PLAYBOY MANSIONS are the reward
for turning to the light of a savings account, surely.

I want my first chip here on my right shoulder, please.
It's free, right?
--Johnny Credit, Luddite, TX
healyje

Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
Apr 5, 2017 - 09:33am PT

Do you even read these or is your reading comprehension so low you just don't understand them? That's study is meta-analysis of childhood neurodevelopment with exposure to high levels of naturally occurring fluoride in groundwater (common in China and here in the PNW) - i.e. this map:


It's a long, long way from any kind of indictment of fluoridation.

And Musk's Neuralink is a lot like colonies on Mars - easy to say, hard to do, harder still to find a reason for doing it at scale. But given you don't really know what he's even talking about it's not too hard to imagine you'd run amok with that anyway.
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