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Q- Ball

Mountain climber
but to scared to climb them anymore
Topic Author's Original Post - Mar 5, 2017 - 08:25pm PT
Being a hillbilly from Tennessee I didn't expect it. They want me to guide a jaguar researcher into Moskitia jungle. Just seems strange that Honduras calls a Tennessee redneck to hold their hand. I guess he is "skeert".
Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Mar 5, 2017 - 08:44pm PT
On the other hand, maybe he just figures a Tennessee redneck would be a good distraction when this guy comes looking for lunch...
stevep

Boulder climber
Salt Lake, UT
Mar 5, 2017 - 08:44pm PT
Might want to read the recent Douglas Preston book, Lost City of the Monkey God, and also read up on leishmaniasis before agreeing.
Q- Ball

Mountain climber
but to scared to climb them anymore
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 5, 2017 - 09:11pm PT
Stevep, thanks for the Advice. Very aware of the critters that can hurt us. I guess they asked me to guide because I know a lot more about the white city and other arch sites than the nat geo folks.

March always tends to be dry and not many sand flies.
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
Mar 5, 2017 - 09:20pm PT
welp, just took Honduras off the 'must travel to' list.


leishmaniasis, yikes!
Q- Ball

Mountain climber
but to scared to climb them anymore
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 5, 2017 - 09:44pm PT
Scary stuff makes for a better story. Preston spent a week or two and dramatically wrote stuff. I have spent months in there for the last few years. Friendliest jungle I have been in!
Fritz

Social climber
Choss Creek, ID
Mar 5, 2017 - 09:49pm PT
Q-ball! Have a significant time! (Having read your previous adventures, I was carefull not to say "Have fun" or "Have a good time.")

Ghost! Love the Kliban take on the Jaguar photo! I'm stealing that! Thank you!

ß Î Ø T Ç H

Boulder climber
ne'er–do–well
Mar 5, 2017 - 10:03pm PT
You are the fall guy in a drug smuggling operation - so what else is new?
stevep

Boulder climber
Salt Lake, UT
Mar 6, 2017 - 06:44am PT
I'm sure Preston did overdramatize stuff, that's what makes his books fun reading.
But it does sound like he and a majority of that expedition did get leish...so maybe not too much dramatizing there.

Sounds like you know your stuff. Going during the less-sandfly season seems a good idea. Have fun!
AP

Trad climber
Calgary
Mar 6, 2017 - 06:46am PT
I just read the Preston book.
How do you think that jungle compares to others? This seems pretty badass.
Nick Danger

Ice climber
Arvada, CO
Mar 6, 2017 - 07:15am PT
Q-Ball,
It sounds like archaeology is your deal. Do you have a take on the earliest humans in N. America?
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Mar 6, 2017 - 07:19am PT
I would love that job!
chill

climber
The fat part of the bell-curve
Mar 6, 2017 - 02:19pm PT
I guess he is "skeert".

Maybe he thinks you run slow.
IntheFog

climber
Mostly the next place
Mar 6, 2017 - 02:58pm PT
Q: What do you call a guy with a jaguar living in his backyard?










A: Lunch!
Q- Ball

Mountain climber
but to scared to climb them anymore
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 6, 2017 - 07:03pm PT
Arch stuff is not my deal at all. I happen to stumble across some very interesting stuff. Areas with thousands of stone sculptures etc... I do find it fascinating. I study Lampyridae and Malacology. The hidden ruins are a bonus!

I call Moskitia a friendly jungle because there are few critters to worry about. The terrain and remoteness is brutal but the flora and fauna isn't too intimidating.
Lollie

Social climber
I'm Lolli.
Mar 18, 2017 - 06:56pm PT
You know where to find me. Or not.
For a spy it would be easy.
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Mar 18, 2017 - 07:48pm PT
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
The 1st thing I thought when I saw the title was;
it was a political thread pointing out that Honduras' & our governments were now equal in stature in the international community .

Then it turns out to be a cat thread, but not just any cat thread,
and Very different than most internet medical warnings,
and oh no, not a cat thread at all. . . ?
Wait I know that !Lampyridae
That's glow-bugs, fire-flys, florecent Catterpillars! Cool, wait ?hmm, what Ology?, ?
Glow in the dark mollusks?
Qball, What do you look for in the deep jungles ?
Trippy Catterpillars ? Or glow in the dark Mussels
I've not even pointed to the beauty of the symmetry, and then juxtaposition
The way that all the particulars line up; who responded, names, times . . .
and Lollie!?,?, who blatantly threw in her vote for where to be in June !
not that anybody was asking,
Sweden!
For the Mega Rock show.
crankster

Trad climber
No. Tahoe
Mar 19, 2017 - 07:21am PT
Doubt Preston made up the fer-de-lance stories and photo. .Be careful out there.
Winemaker

Sport climber
Yakima, WA
Mar 19, 2017 - 07:41am PT
Dingus, thanks for the book tip. A very good read is 'The Sex Lives of Cannibals', Maarten Troost. You'll laugh your ass off. By the way, abe.com is a great place to buy used books.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Mar 19, 2017 - 09:22am PT
I call Moskitia a friendly jungle because there are few critters to worry about

Fer de lance bite? Walk it off, dude!

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