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Dingus Milktoast

Trad climber
Minister of Moderation, Fatcrackistan
Topic Author's Original Post - Aug 12, 2016 - 07:47am PT
You know, Cool, California. The lion kilt the pony and fed on it. Yummy!

The owner of the pony found the carcass the next morning. Poor pony! Poor owner, left his pony out in lion territory and got it killed and partially eaten. He had to, wah! Witness it! Oh the poor fellow. POOR PONY!!!!

So the State Dept of Fish and Game issued a 'depredation' permit to allow the owner to track and kill the (otherwise protected) mountain lion.

What a bunch of shit! Dumbass owner moves into lion country. Dumb ass owner has a f*#king pony. A PONY! And the stupid sh#t leave the pony out at night, what a complete moron. And for this stupidity the cat must die?

F*#k, people are stupid.

So they left the pony in-situ, hoping the cat would return to feed some more. But who showed up instead? A big black bear, which claimed pony meat as its own and proceeded to try to drag it away.

So the bear spoiled the trap and the mountain lion got away clean.

Yay Team! Score another victory for mountain lions everywhere! And to hell with the mighty cat killer hired by the pony people to exact revenge upon nature for daring to, well, live in the forest and be itself.

Goddamn but people are stupid.

DMT
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Flip Flop

climber
Earth Planet, Universe
Aug 12, 2016 - 07:50am PT
Real Meat.

The Warbler

climber
the edge of America
Aug 12, 2016 - 07:54am PT
That's not cool
10b4me

Mountain climber
Retired
Aug 12, 2016 - 07:57am PT

So they left the pony in-situ, hoping the cat would return to feed some more. But who showed up instead? A big black bear, which claimed pony meat as its own and proceeded to try to drag it away.

So is the bear on the hit list now?
T Hocking

Trad climber
Redding, Ca
Aug 12, 2016 - 07:57am PT
Pony hater. ;)

apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Aug 12, 2016 - 08:14am PT
"Goddamn but people are stupid."


It gets harder and harder to develop compassion for other humans when they just keep coming at you, one after another, every damn day, with their stupidity.
Escopeta

Trad climber
Idaho
Aug 12, 2016 - 08:24am PT
OMG. Do you have ANY idea how many Mt Lions are killed by CA DFG?

Mt lions are killed by the droves in California by government officials, where's the outrage then?

I bet you voted to save the poor kitty from hunting BITD. But you didn't realize that all you did was shift the burden of killing them to the government.

Haha.
Dingus Milktoast

Trad climber
Minister of Moderation, Fatcrackistan
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 12, 2016 - 08:26am PT
I always have outrage with the pussies that kill cats. Always.

So take your outrage and stick it up your a*#.

DMT
Escopeta

Trad climber
Idaho
Aug 12, 2016 - 08:28am PT
Haha, then why aren't you protesting on the steps of Fish and Game headquarters, cuz they kill cats like you step on ants.

Escopeta

Trad climber
Idaho
Aug 12, 2016 - 08:28am PT
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Flip Flop

climber
Earth Planet, Universe
Aug 12, 2016 - 08:40am PT
It's about 100 per year killed for depredation. CA DFG Warden claims it could be reduced by 50% if people would properly protect their domestic animals.

Instead we have the anti-intelligence E-scoped crybabies. "Waaah, it killed my pony."
Escopeta

Trad climber
Idaho
Aug 12, 2016 - 08:44am PT
It could get reduced by 100% if we got rid of domestic animals all together. LOL.

When they run out of mule deer, that pony starts looking like a T-Bone steak.

And for the record, its a LOT more than 100......
Flip Flop

climber
Earth Planet, Universe
Aug 12, 2016 - 08:49am PT
do tell
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
Shetville , North of Los Angeles
Aug 12, 2016 - 08:57am PT
2 Cougars were depradated down this way recently...They were chomping on llamas , dogs , and thankfully not children..
Dingus Milktoast

Trad climber
Minister of Moderation, Fatcrackistan
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 12, 2016 - 09:04am PT
And for the record, its a LOT more than 100......

Lawdy lawdy I hear them crickets chirpin....

The record, in question.
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Owners of domestic animals left outside that are predated by mountain lions should be made to pay a big fine, for their carelessness and for inconveniencing / pestering the lions.

We Californians will close the Mountain Lion Depredation Loophole. You'll see...

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Missing photo ID#467202

DMT

Escopeta

Trad climber
Idaho
Aug 12, 2016 - 09:27am PT
Hahaha.

Yeah, you're right. That's how many they show on the website. I stand corrected. Lol.

Maybe when Trump loses he can help build a wall to protect the cows.....
Flip Flop

climber
Earth Planet, Universe
Aug 12, 2016 - 09:31am PT
I'm usually right because I research before I speak.

Not. Like. You. Knowitall. Anti-knowledge kook.
Escopeta

Trad climber
Idaho
Aug 12, 2016 - 09:42am PT
Oh yeah, you're an expert for sure! Captain Google. If you keep it up you might make Admiral.

#bovinelivesmatter
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Aug 12, 2016 - 09:59am PT
#stupidpeopleabound
Branscomb

Trad climber
Lander, WY
Aug 12, 2016 - 10:05am PT
There's cougars all over the country up there. My parents live on the N edge of Placerville and my father sees sign of them frequently around the house. My honey's father lives in Cedar Grove and hears them yowling down in the canyons going into the American River.

You know, they're just doing their thing and if you can't live with it, then go the hell back to the city where you can be 'safe'. HaHa to that.

I grew up there, wandered out in those woods for 20 years and never had a problem with them.

It's been said that being free requires courage. If you don't got it, just go away.
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