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Le_Piaf
Big Wall climber
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Topic Author's Original Post - May 21, 2016 - 06:22am PT
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Hello
Where can I find a Sh#t Tube in Yosemite Valley for a Big Wall ?
David
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Srbphoto
climber
Kennewick wa
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May 21, 2016 - 06:27am PT
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Werner. He controls the YV sh#t tube market
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Wade Icey
Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
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May 21, 2016 - 08:00am PT
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thanksgiving ledge
manure pile dumpster
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Adamame
climber
Santa Cruz
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May 21, 2016 - 08:47am PT
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Giant mayonnaise containers from recycling or from behind the Majestic.
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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May 21, 2016 - 09:00am PT
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sh#t-tube construction is a part of the Yosemite big-wall culture...
as far as I know, there are no purveyors of sh#t-tubes in the Valley...
you'll have to borrow one, or construct one... construction might be a problem as the parts are not for general sale in the Valley either (as far as I know, but then there are many resourceful people in the Valley...)
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Lennox
climber
just southwest of the center of the universe
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May 21, 2016 - 09:11am PT
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By his woots ye shall know him.
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BrassNuts
Trad climber
Save your a_s, reach for the brass...
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May 21, 2016 - 09:53am PT
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A new low in "climbing related" threads...
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mucci
Trad climber
The pitch of Bagalaar above you
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May 21, 2016 - 11:16am PT
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Poop in bag. Cut empty 2 liter, place shat bag in bottle. Ductape closed.
Place in ikea bag, cinch it tight and hang it low....real low.
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ms55401
Trad climber
minneapolis, mn
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May 21, 2016 - 01:55pm PT
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haha ^^^^^^
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klaus
climber
Slauson & Crenshaw
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May 22, 2016 - 10:53am PT
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Go find that woot Sloan guy. He is one big Sh#t-Tube. Although he is currently full, so you'll have to empty him out before you bring him up the bigwall.
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Le_Piaf
Big Wall climber
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Topic Author's Reply - May 22, 2016 - 12:37pm PT
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Many tks guys for the answers !
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zBrown
Ice climber
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May 22, 2016 - 04:22pm PT
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Is Sports Authority still open in Yosemite? I'd heard they'd taken a dump, butt just in case.
Their tube socks are highly absorbent.
Barring that, look in a trash can.
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Fossil climber
Trad climber
Atlin, B. C.
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May 23, 2016 - 11:21am PT
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Try the new titanium "Alpensewer" model from Patagronia. Ergonomic, contoured and padded to fit comfortably, equipped with 3-ply toilet paper holder and a hand disinfectant dispenser. Also has a 3-position strap to hold it in place, leaving your hands free to use your iPhone, tablet, eat lunch or read Anna Karenina while waiting for movement. A check valve prevents accidental fecal regurgitation. The Turbo model has a built-in flashlight and a mirror to check cleanliness, and a head harness so that it may be used as a headlamp in emergency. Comes with an advanced rapid-acting composting compound which allows you to recycle the contents right into your house plants when you get home. They’ll love it.
A special composting formula is also available, required for gluten-free excrement.
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fear
Ice climber
hartford, ct
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May 23, 2016 - 11:52am PT
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Are there any apps available for the AlpenSewer?
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the Fet
climber
Tu-Tok-A-Nu-La
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May 23, 2016 - 12:23pm PT
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Get a 5 gallon bucket with a lid. Then you can squat on it instead of over a bag.
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Fossil climber
Trad climber
Atlin, B. C.
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May 23, 2016 - 07:54pm PT
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A new model of the Patagroania poop tube (described above) is now available. The company has become aware of the unaesthetic consequences of over-filling, so they have built in a digitized audio warning. The recorded voice of Sarah Palin tells you exactly when to cut off any excretory process.
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zBrown
Ice climber
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May 23, 2016 - 08:07pm PT
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You'll have to check with YOSAR, but maybe if you spiff 'em enough, they'll give you a helio-haul.
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Fossil climber
Trad climber
Atlin, B. C.
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May 23, 2016 - 08:13pm PT
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Gawd - what a photo!
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