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Dingus McGee

Social climber
Where Safety trumps Leaving No Trace
Topic Author's Original Post - Mar 31, 2016 - 06:30am PT
It is interesting seeing you data dykes paying such High$ for security you never Had:


see: http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/san-bernardino-shooting/fbi-unlock-iphone-arkansas-case-after-san-bernardino-hack-n548366

You let anyone Fuk you over for your private few selfies and anal shoots.

It looks the Fed can hire other people who are a little smarted than Apple People.

Woot Woot Woot for FBI. we do not need the Applesauce!
pyro

Big Wall climber
Calabasas
Mar 31, 2016 - 06:33am PT
Lol..yep... they were convinced the apple flagship will protect them..
pyro

Big Wall climber
Calabasas
Mar 31, 2016 - 06:37am PT
I want one of those watches..
Dingus McGee

Social climber
Where Safety trumps Leaving No Trace
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 31, 2016 - 06:44am PT
Milktoast:

It is in the hardware --
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Mar 31, 2016 - 07:05am PT
I wonder if they really cracked it, or if that was a face saving lie (?)

Sort of like classic soviet era propaganda,; "Ve had hydrogen bomb first"

We'll never know, but they sure are tight lipped on details!


...I aint buyin' it!
WBraun

climber
Mar 31, 2016 - 07:22am PT
I wonder if they really cracked it, or if that was a face saving lie (?)

Of course they didn't.

Only clumsy n00bs drop iPhones to the pavement and crack them open .....
Trashman

Trad climber
SLC
Mar 31, 2016 - 07:24am PT
All signs seem to indicate that they used a hardware weakness that was addressed 2 generations ago.

Maybe people aren't buying the latest and greatest just bc it's shiny and new.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Mar 31, 2016 - 07:54am PT
The only reason I'm buying a new one is that the old one doesn't work worth a sh!t.
That's logical, isn't it? Oh, and I also know how to use it, sort of.
k-man

Gym climber
SCruz
Mar 31, 2016 - 08:13am PT
The FBI cracking the phone? Actually, that's on route, imo. Crack away. Forcing Apple to do it for them? No.

Apple will double down on the crypto technology in some forthcoming product release and sooner or later this lawsuit will be resumed.

Sneak peak into what's coming... Good eye.
James Wilcox

Trad climber
Goleta/Virginia Lakes
Mar 31, 2016 - 08:51am PT
If the FBI admitted to out-sourcing the iPhone to a local high school I might find their claim more credible. In-house? No way.
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Mar 31, 2016 - 08:56am PT
If you honestly think the nsa couldn't break this phone you are delusional. It was all about getting the public to support this request for "security".

Therefore making it commonplace for the average citizen that the govenment can and will hack phones and to make this information illegally obtained admissible in court.
Tom

Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
Mar 31, 2016 - 09:11am PT
Apple now says that the usual thing is for hackers to tell them how the iPhone was hacked, so that they can fix the flaw.

Yeah, right.

Apple flips the FBI the bird, and now Apple wants the FBI to get cozy with them.


It doesn't matter what the FBI says. The company, Cellubrite is based in Israel and is owned by a Japanese corporation.

For $15,000, Cellubrite opened the San Bernardino phone.

How much will they charge the Chinese government to open up a dissident's phone?

How much will they charge Apple for the secret to how they did it?


Israeli Cellubrite said to have opened iPhone for the FBI


FBI paid $15,000 to access iPhone


Cellubrite stock has risen dramatically, in the past week or so, since it first became known that the company was involved in defeating the iPhone's security system.



Aftermarket encryption programs already exist that render Cellubrite's method obsolete.



The San Berdoo Doofus was too stoopid to use additional encryption.


Oh, wait. Maybe the FBI now has access to a secondarily encrypted massive database, listing all the members and plots of ISIS, Al Queda and the rest of the world's terrorists.

But, they can't read it.

Maybe the San Berdoofus wasn't so stoopid, after all.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Mar 31, 2016 - 09:13am PT
^^^ Uh, and who made the chips? Like they don't know how?
In other words, the Chinese gubmint knows full well.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Mar 31, 2016 - 09:30am PT
I was delusional before my doppio. Now I'm gud!

But my Apple stock is down. :-(
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Mar 31, 2016 - 09:51am PT
I won't respect the FBI until they follow up on heir promise to third strike my cat murdering ex housemate!

Pyro and Dingus McGee... now there's a tech team!
Too funny!

Posted on iPhone, don't peek!

Well iPad really, but the phone is in my lap,irradiating my naughty bits...

Edited on iPhone
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Mar 31, 2016 - 10:29am PT
I don't think the FBI thing had anything to do with national security,. In this Trump era we live in a time of Base Instinct Agrandizement. They, the FBI, wanted to play along and be the biggest dicks on the block. When apple refused them, and they had no legel basis to pursue this further, they declared themselves the winner (& whiner) took their ball and went Home. The beauty of this plan is that neither they, nor the company that did the alleged hack, can ever be forced to prove they did so. Or did anything at all.
" we're the best because we told you so, suckers,"
Dingus McGee

Social climber
Where Safety trumps Leaving No Trace
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 31, 2016 - 10:30am PT
Pyro and Dingus McGee... now there's a tech team!


I am no tech weenie. I have been last in the group to get anything and everything here except maybe FFA's?
Dingus McGee

Social climber
Where Safety trumps Leaving No Trace
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 31, 2016 - 10:38am PT
The israeli that did the hack job sold his skills far to cheap.

Once General Dynamics had a guidance control problem and hired my bother. His cost: More than 1 year of his college faculty salary for a short amount of work.

Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Mar 31, 2016 - 10:42am PT
I agree with DMT about privacy.

The truth is there is no secure device. It's like a bike lock. Someone can always come with the bolt cutters or angle grinder and kill that lock.

If they want your data they will get it, so I find the best policy is to act accordingly. Assume everything on anything operated by 1's and 0's is accessible.
Dingus McGee

Social climber
Where Safety trumps Leaving No Trace
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 31, 2016 - 10:45am PT
Jaybro,

I know you are sometimes unemployed and have tried narrative writing but you have potential as a Conspiracy Theorist Writer. It seems the repubs always need something like a Conspiracy Theory to jolt rational thinking and to keep the Demos looking better than they pan out.


Apple is Crapple: they lied to you. Enjoy your bloody A hole. Bend over we serve grease with the fool proof phone --soon coming out.
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