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Burtimer
Trad climber
Paper Towel Roll
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Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 29, 2015 - 03:59pm PT
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Recently, it has come to the attention of many that a person who is calling themselves Rong Anderson (we don’t know if that’s his real name) has been spamming this community forum with every 5-minutely updates of his every unexpressed thought, some of which have been described and flagged as controversial.
Upon being contacted by this reporter, website owner and noted Internet Forum- Ignorer Chris McAmaDablam responded, “ Uuh, what? I was just out field-testing the latest in Solar Powered Beanie Propellers, and I…..uuh, what? Who now?”
Later, Mr. McAmaDablam commented, “Anyhoo, we have investigated this matter thoroughly. This posteur, ronduh, apparently a recent(!) commenter, hasn’t posted anything offensive. No, not at all! We have reviewed the last 15 minutes of his postings, and of the 4,793 comments, nothing was found to be offensive. And really, I mean, who’s got that kind of time to do stuff anyway?”
Upon learning this, the poster using the Internet handle ronduh (we’re not sure if that is his real love handle on Hot Russian Brides Who Turn Really Mean After You Marry Them.com, a website sponsor often frequented by the alleged “Mr. Anderson”, and just about everyone else on the site except the women-folk) posted the following commentary, forwarded to several advertisers:
“ Argle Bargle Glargle!! Ben-Ghazeeee Ai-eee!!! Immigrant Muslim Pedro Libyan illegal Walmart Jadehelm octopus squid!!!! Militia Drone Cliven Ar-15!! Guffaw-inducing ex- LEO!!! Nevada Wild Horse-Riding California Gun Buyers!! I have friends in Newfoundland and Elko!! Purple Monkey Dishwasher!!!”
Then, channeling Donald Sutherland from Animal House, the alleged Mr. Anderson was heard to petulantly exclaim, “ I’m not kidding, people! This is my JOB!! I’m posting for your free-dumbs!!”
When informed that “(Help Me) Rhonduh’s” posts, forwarded to advertisers, could possibly be costing him an economic loss in the range of dozens of cents per day, Mr. McAmaDablam responded, “Wait…. Uuuuuh, what? Who’s on third again?”
Later, Mr. McAmaDablam stated that actions like these could threaten “….the very long-term ecumenical inviolability of this here website! We consider these claims blather”, and then something something about spelunking at which point the reporter lost interest and tried to pick up chicks on his phone at Hot Slutty Asian Love, the Numbah-One most-frequently patronized advertiser on Mr. McAmaDablam’s website.
At this point, an internet kerfluffle and raging pie-fight the likes of which you’ve never even SEEN before on the interwebs took place, with the usual suspects assuming their usual strategic “circle” position and getting their clothing all messed up with pie and high-powered seltzer water streams.
Upon hearing of this turn of events, the website owner and noted Internet Steampunk Chris McAmaDablam exclaimed, “Hot Day-um!! It’s CATFISH for dinner toNITE!!!”
What are your thoughts?
Is this how censorship and moderation should work on this site?
Is this an act of courageous consumer activism? Or, an arrogant poopy-pants turdhead Numbah- Ten who really, really is just no fun? Or, something else even more sinister along the lines of secret tunnels under Aisle 6 at Wal-Mart, or that Greek dude’s hair on Ancient Aliens?? Seriously, what is up with that guy??
Readers, Untie!!
Talk amongst yourselves!!
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overwatch
climber
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Jul 29, 2015 - 04:02pm PT
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W.L.?
Edit:
Or the burch
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BLUEBLOCR
Social climber
joshua tree
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Jul 29, 2015 - 04:04pm PT
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Shut it down Avery ; (
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zBrown
Ice climber
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Jul 29, 2015 - 04:08pm PT
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Double down on it, dude.
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climbski2
Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
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Jul 29, 2015 - 04:09pm PT
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OMG Ron...The Matrix Has You!
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Jul 29, 2015 - 04:47pm PT
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Nice ;)
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jul 29, 2015 - 04:59pm PT
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Good send-up.
But kinda dopey.
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Johannsolo
climber
Soul Cal
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Jul 29, 2015 - 05:08pm PT
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F'ing great OP. Love it.
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Craig Fry
Trad climber
So Cal.
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Jul 29, 2015 - 07:25pm PT
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I'm outraged!
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
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Jul 29, 2015 - 08:22pm PT
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Argle Bargle!
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rottingjohnny
Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
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Jul 29, 2015 - 08:30pm PT
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Ron tried to shut down the west coast Wal Marts ...that didn't work so now he's out to get CMac for the bannings and horse whippings he endured...
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nature
climber
Boulder, CO
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Jul 30, 2015 - 10:41am PT
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Jul 30, 2015 - 10:53am PT
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First thread, eh?
Troll!
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MisterE
Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
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Jul 30, 2015 - 12:04pm PT
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As far as off-the-cuff satire goes, that wasn't half bad!
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little Z
Trad climber
un cafetal en Naranjo
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Jul 30, 2015 - 03:07pm PT
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Hot Russian Brides Who Turn Really Mean After You Marry Them
wait...please tell me you're joking?
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jul 30, 2015 - 03:18pm PT
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Mature Singles Only.com sent me this info packet?
And it had this gal whose named Superma?
But I don't speak Russian, of course.
But I kept the packet anyway for informational purposes.
Why Mother Russia gets gray hairs.
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rottingjohnny
Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
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Jul 30, 2015 - 03:29pm PT
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A friend , who was a base camp doctor on an everest expedition , married one of them mail order commy chicas...Chapter 1 was trying to teach her to drive...she thought sidewalks were fair game in Bishop...Chapter 2 was the romantic weiner roast when she almost burned down swall meadows..Rong..don't go down that road...
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