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Manimal
climber
SLT, Ca
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Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 6, 2015 - 02:04pm PT
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Look, I have had to go, real bad sometimes, while on a route. I, and others I climb with, have held it for hours and hours waiting for the opportune moment, which often takes place at the top with a high paced sprint to the woods. But I have climbed on the east wall of Lover's Leap exactly twice this year and both times have had to cross poop stains on the second belay!! Saturday it was on Scimitar. Two weeks prior, it was east crack. Each just one short, easy pitch from the top. WTF ?? This is a crag, high traffic routes. If this is an issue you have, f'ing take a wag bag or put on a diaper, but stop shitting on the wall !!!
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squishy
Mountain climber
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but it takes so long to wait for all the bay area gym climbers learning to trad like a pro bra..and I had to poop...
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skitch
Gym climber
Bend Or
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You can only hold it for so long! After a 12 hour push you sometimes just gotta go!
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squishy
Mountain climber
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dudes, bra...just cus you can send that sh#t in a day doesn't mean us mortals have to give up the sport and start knitting..I'll take my time, and I'll poo where I want...
I'm trying to beat my time on the reach...got it down to 7 hours!!!! I'll make it in a push like vittles one day, with one powerbar and a liter of water...
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Trashman
Trad climber
SLC
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^^+1
Why are these elitists always telling everyone else how to climb.
I'm pretty sure this is how Robbin's did it back in the day, good enough for him, good enough for me.
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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To get maximum performance, you need to add fuel to your body while climbing.
But input generates output. Let me rephrase: input generates butt output.
So obviously top performance involves poo on the walls.
Who would carry up that dirty mess with them?
And the extra weight is a serious performance handicap.
Butt seriously... wear long pants and duct tape your ankles if poo is a mid-climb risk. What would be a better solution? Depends....
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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Start with not drinking cheap beer. OE and PBR gives anyone the squirts.
Stop with the high fiber meals - the heck with what your Doctor said. Stop that sh#t up.
On the other end of the spectrum - Taco Bell on the way up is a major no-no.
Lastly - remember the words of your Momma - "You should have gone before we left".
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thebravecowboy
climber
liberated libertine
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You have not lived until you have substituted powdery Navajo for Charmin atop a remote and obscure summit. The poo-plate trundle is the added bonus.
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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mud falcon on a terracotta platter?
no thanks...
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looks easy from here
climber
Ben Lomond, CA
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If you think you can squeeze into a size 2, flag me down and I'll gladly share. I'm always packin' these days...
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Kalimon
Social climber
Ridgway, CO
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"The Mudshark in your mythology . . ."
Wow, what a bummer . . . no one sh#t on the Leap BITD.
WTF people???
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Kalimon
Social climber
Ridgway, CO
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Nutagain, are you a cereal shitter?
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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No cereal in my shitter, digested away
But I'm a serial shatter, 'most every day
Not near the rocks, unless I'm far away
From where people might visit for fun or play
(Except that one time much to my dismay,
atop Higher Cathedral, in full display,
Hanging in the bushes, oy vey!!!
A perching mud falcon inflagrante)
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Many of you were in the new disposable diapers when Sgt. Fish, Abe Vigoda, was stuck in the john much of the time, trying to unload, when Barney Miller first appeared.
He'd have given anything, probably, to poop. Anywhere. Anytime.
Try to be a little more understanding, kids. There's not much that's worse than chronic constipation. You don't know who left that turd...coulda been the same dude who dropped one in the Half Dome spring!
Poo is where you find it.
Where is john tp?
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mcreel
climber
Barcelona
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Man, the ST crowd is ageing. It sounds like pretty soon there will be booty dentures, people getting disoriented on The Line, and maybe an occasional dead old codger on the Main Ledge.
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Charlie D.
Trad climber
Western Slope, Tahoe Sierra
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The Mad Crapper strikes again......who is this man?
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Branscomb
Trad climber
Lander, WY
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Ditto: last month Vard and Aki and I did East Cracks and climbed through sh#t at the end of the 2nd pitch. Geez. C'mon, get a grip, whoever you are!
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Manimal
climber
SLT, Ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 8, 2015 - 10:22pm PT
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Can't let this overpoopulation problem go.
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