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A-Train

climber
Topic Author's Original Post - Oct 4, 2014 - 07:33pm PT
So? Help me out. What is the easiest way to get to the Space Station.
F10

Trad climber
Bishop
Oct 4, 2014 - 07:45pm PT
I always found that a couple of beers helped !!
MisterE

Gym climber
Bishop, CA
Oct 4, 2014 - 07:47pm PT
Climb the...oh, wait - are you stoned enough?

;)
pud

climber
Sportbikeville & Yucca brevifolia
Oct 4, 2014 - 08:25pm PT
"Get there the best way you know how" seems to be the best advice :)

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Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Oct 4, 2014 - 08:28pm PT
All you have to do is go to the Big Horn Mating Grotto, and then take the third corridor on the left and...

Oh. Wait. Getting to the Big Horn Mating Grotto is harder than getting to the Space Station.
rlf

Trad climber
Josh, CA
Oct 4, 2014 - 08:29pm PT
This falls into the category of "if you have to ask, you probably should not go up there."

Next question that's coming is how to find and get through the Chasm of Doom. That question is easy to answer. Late at night, no headlamps, and plenty of beers consumed before hand around the campfire after a night of lies.
Bad Climber

climber
Oct 4, 2014 - 09:03pm PT
Anyone do the "Psycho Path" with Psycho Ken (Black)? I followed him one night--and lived to tell the tale. Don't think I could find it now if I tried. RIP Psycho.

BAd
Bad Climber

climber
Oct 4, 2014 - 09:05pm PT
Fo' reelz, Klaus. That be the original rock goddess. Kneel before her!

BAd
rlf

Trad climber
Josh, CA
Oct 4, 2014 - 09:57pm PT
That be the original rock goddess.

Hard to argue that one!
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Oct 5, 2014 - 03:09am PT
The things that wake me !?!
Things that take me back
That I could have done
And did
That I should not have
Can never take it back
The whole hole thing
And
The hole whole thing
That what happens to us
Happens to us
Not that there is any thing
Wrong with that
We will all not be
And that is that


Kenny Black
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Oct 5, 2014 - 04:16am PT
Well I do love the quirky feature and it can be very pun ey
although This was not .... picture it ,it was Josh hot, We were in lust for shade...
Her
holy crap in the hole bat man
Me
Na ohway
Her
crap in the hole eek batman
Me
Crap in the hole reek Bat Girl
Me
Retch with flem (no chunks not vomit)
Her
Wow,
vomit and crap,
we gonna have to come back with kitty litter
Me
So I did not propose

We did clean
the portal,
The Cosmic Pod
Space Station
Cleaned that jeet
up and left a note

Do not sh...t IN Here any where you as hole ....
Said the note
Way back ,

if any one had asked,
back then I would have told ya
I would have said ...
But all these years later,
Now ...
who shat where and when ..?
I hope it was a satisfying elimination
that you choose to share

She got un needed insight into what
My changing diapers would be like

I have always wondered

What did you think
I would not remember
You were a jerk,fink
Waited years to say it
Your shipoopy stinks

Some where a secret shitter smirks,
his years of peeing in the corner
instead of off the brink
Just to make a stink
has been immortalized
Written for those here
To read but not yet in ink
dee ee

Mountain climber
citizen of planet Earth
Oct 5, 2014 - 07:27am PT
Years ago I was sleeping in the "B" loop near the Space Station and I heard a drunk guy fall out. It was the sound of his down jacket accelerating on granite and his scream that woke me. I think he had fallen asleep up there.

It was around midnight and a I could hear some folks asking "what the hell was that?"

They figured it out real quick when they heard him moaning and crying out "help me, I'm dying."

It took a while to get an ambulance there.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Oct 6, 2014 - 12:59pm PT
Dee eee
I was there that night, (fall '82?) I was awoken by the sound of his pelvis cracking. I do remember distinctly "help me I'm dieing"
Guy was from asuza. We treated him for shock, his buddy (also inebriated) moved everybody back, " give him room to breath" then shared a cigarette with him.
Earlier in the day ( he was drunk Way before noon) he had said he had broke. Both ankles there the year before.

The next day a ranger told us he had a broken pelvis and "internal injuries"
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Oct 6, 2014 - 02:23pm PT
1. Drive your (moms) Subaru from Humboldt State to Park blvd

2. Leave car in a site you've reserved for spring break. Do not take didgeridoo with you.

3. Follow the scent of shitty weed and self-serving irony to the land of the 99%'ers


Questions?
StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Oct 6, 2014 - 03:04pm PT
Some call the Hobbit Hole Space Station #2. I've also heard the descent cave on the Blob called that.

It is all so confusing unless you are drunk and stoned, then it all makes sense again.
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Oct 6, 2014 - 03:39pm PT
Space station #9 was always a personal favorite. Great place to smoke dope on a windy day. And the Hobbit Hole was referred to as SS #2 loooong before I heard it called the Hobbit Hole. 1974? What the f*#k is a Hobbit?!
looking sketchy there...

Social climber
Lassitude 33
Oct 6, 2014 - 04:05pm PT
And the Hobbit Hole was referred to as SS #2 loooong before I heard it called the Hobbit Hole. 1974?

BVB nails it.
TGT

Social climber
So Cal
Oct 6, 2014 - 04:08pm PT
What the f*#k is a Hobbit?!

They have feet like this


But with more hair on top
rlf

Trad climber
Josh, CA
Oct 6, 2014 - 05:47pm PT
Hair can't grow on those feet Wendell.

TGT

Social climber
So Cal
Oct 6, 2014 - 05:50pm PT
He's more troll or dwarf than hobbit
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