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Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
Maestro, Ecosystem Ministry, Fatcrackistan
Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 6, 2014 - 06:26pm PT
Costs a sh#t load of money


And it'll break your back


Cheaters abound


But sometimes not a damn bit of that matters ;)


A little barbecue on the 19th hole for good measure?


Or how about dinner with some southern comfort food


Huh?


DMT
MH2

climber
Jul 6, 2014 - 06:27pm PT
I laugh.
john hansen

climber
Jul 6, 2014 - 06:31pm PT
One thing about golf... it does not matter who the people in front or back of you are, they are always as#@&%es.

Of course they think the same thing about your group...
Malemute

Ice climber
great white north
Jul 6, 2014 - 06:41pm PT
"Golf is a good walk spoiled"
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Jul 6, 2014 - 06:42pm PT
Geez, DMT, chiropractors gotta eat,too, don't they?

But then plastic surgeons in Palm Springs and Rancho Mirage hate all the golf courses for
having raised the humidity level to the point it cuts into their business.
klk

Trad climber
cali
Jul 6, 2014 - 07:39pm PT
ixnay on the argoshortscay

but congrats on the sveltification

wilbeer

Mountain climber
Terence Wilson greeneck alleghenys,ny,
Jul 6, 2014 - 07:47pm PT
I am not old enough yet.
crunch

Social climber
CO
Jul 6, 2014 - 07:50pm PT
I am not old enough yet.

Hell, Fred Beckey's not old enough yet!
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Jul 6, 2014 - 08:17pm PT
Yeah yeah yeah - golf sux.

Real issue is - did you make the sale?
John M

climber
Jul 6, 2014 - 08:26pm PT
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jul 6, 2014 - 09:12pm PT
Does anyone know who won the US Open this year?

UC Merced lies smack on the public course, Merced Hills; about five years after it opened, the UC preempted the land, the land of our "forefathers." I played only two rounds there and then it vanished like a vernal pool in late May.

Don Pedro Golf Club's fifteeenth, a par five.  Diamondback country.
Don Pedro Golf Club's fifteeenth, a par five. Diamondback country.
Credit: mouse from merced
This one could not stay the course. It's been shut down for years. It's between the Merced and the Tuolumne Rivers.

Carts only.

Jim Clipper

climber
from: forests to tree farms
Jul 6, 2014 - 09:20pm PT
two words caddyshack
scrubbing bubbles

Social climber
Uranus
Jul 6, 2014 - 09:28pm PT
M from M

A German named Martin Kaymer won the US Open by about 10 strokes; he was the only one to figure out the turtleback greens at Pinehurst, sometimes attempting 100 foot putts from way off the greens
Chaz

Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
Jul 6, 2014 - 09:34pm PT
What happened to you, Mr Milktoast?

Did the California Border Patrol catch up with you, and deport you back to the Old Country, or what?
nah000

climber
canuckistan
Jul 6, 2014 - 09:40pm PT
agreed:
golf = a good walk spoiled

but:
golf + alcohol + friends = sweetness
StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Jul 6, 2014 - 09:44pm PT
Credit: StahlBro

Can be a great day out if you don't take it too seriously

scrubbing bubbles

Social climber
Uranus
Jul 6, 2014 - 09:47pm PT
^^^ yeah you go through a learning curve where at first you take it too seriously, but then slowly you realize All Hope is Lost...so then you relax and start playing much better
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jul 6, 2014 - 10:31pm PT
It's a Cinderella story, folks.
It's a Cinderella story, folks.
Credit: mouse from merced
"Great big gobs of gopher guts, Mr. Green Jeans! This Bermuda grass is the dank!"--Captain, or Kangaroo
StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Jul 6, 2014 - 10:36pm PT


you got that goin' for you, which is nice

T Hocking

Trad climber
Redding, Ca
Jul 7, 2014 - 06:11am PT
Golf for me is another excuse to get out of the house and drink.
Cheers/Fore,
Tad
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