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donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Topic Author's Original Post - Dec 14, 2013 - 10:52pm PT
I was just down in Sedona for a few days of rock climbing. I said to myself, when in Rome do as the Romans do, so i had an astral photograph taken. Much to my chagrin the photo revealed an otherwise invisible apple sized goiter growing out of my neck. I was told that it could only be cured by Atlantean Healing. Has anyone here ever had success with this therapy?

There is a supposedly great climb in the area named the Vortex....it's on my short list for my next visit.
Ward Trotter

Trad climber
Dec 14, 2013 - 11:18pm PT


Before " Atlantean Healing" Tore aggressively marketed small busts of Karl Marx with Chia seed growth for Marx's beard, called "Chia Marx"

Credit: Ward Trotter
weezy

climber
Dec 14, 2013 - 11:23pm PT
when i get that feeling, i need atlantean healing.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 14, 2013 - 11:32pm PT
it could only be cured by Atlantean Healing

Bingo! That would be a dead giveaway to me that they are trying to mislead you. Only thing that can cure you is essentially yourself.

Well, hell, for two grand, I could get rid of that thing that they seem to have located.
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 14, 2013 - 11:36pm PT
Wayno.....i think that an Italian meal, cooked by you, would send that pesky (hard to see) goiter down the pike.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 14, 2013 - 11:46pm PT
Any time, Jim. And I have the perfect wine for goiters.
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Dec 14, 2013 - 11:52pm PT
Atlantean healing is the best holistic medicine, according to many Internet sources. I don't know why the Obamacare won't reimburse it. It is worth your money, though!
BLUEBLOCR

Social climber
joshua tree
Dec 14, 2013 - 11:53pm PT
Try over lapping that photo with its negative
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 15, 2013 - 12:14am PT
So Jim, I asked my atlantean contacts and all I could get was seaweed. Eat lots of seaweed. ;^)
BLUEBLOCR

Social climber
joshua tree
Dec 15, 2013 - 12:20am PT
I think in Sedona they prefer cactii over seaweed. Or maybe jus weed?
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 15, 2013 - 12:30am PT
If I was in Sedona and had some time to kill, i would check it out. How much did they get you for, Jim? It would be interesting to see what they did or didn't find. I could almost already imagine it.
Randisi

Social climber
Dalian, Liaoning
Dec 15, 2013 - 02:33am PT
New Age = newage = sewage
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
U.N. Ambassador, Crackistan
Dec 15, 2013 - 05:19am PT
I have a sinking feeling about this cure.

DMT
eKat

Trad climber
Less than a second shy of 49 minutes
Dec 15, 2013 - 05:52am PT

I have a sinking feeling about this cure.

YerKillinMe!

:-)
franky

Trad climber
Bishop, CA
Dec 15, 2013 - 06:13am PT
Seems worth it!
stevep

Boulder climber
Salt Lake, UT
Dec 15, 2013 - 07:04am PT
The god of Atlantis is Poseidon. His symbol is a bull. You will be best served by sacrificing a bull and pouring the blood into the ocean at midnight on the full moon.

Or failing that, just eat a steak.
Randisi

Social climber
Dalian, Liaoning
Dec 15, 2013 - 07:48am PT
Someone cue Donovan!
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Dec 15, 2013 - 07:48am PT
I remember something big was going to happen near Sedona a few years back.

Was it a Harmonic Convergence--------or a Moronic Disturbance???

Come to Choss Creek Jim. We'll feed you a little "Nerve-Tonic", then Harley will lay on paws, cleanly remove your astral goiter, and we will bury it down by the spring creek.

Credit: Fritz

Harley running towards the spring creek with astral-goiter.
Harley running towards the spring creek with astral-goiter.
Credit: Fritz
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Dec 15, 2013 - 07:54am PT
Was it a Harmonic Convergence--------or a Moronic Disturbance

No Fritz it was a harmonica convention.
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
U.N. Ambassador, Crackistan
Dec 15, 2013 - 08:07am PT
Ass-trail goiters are some serious shit!


Nawmsayin?

DMT
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