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i'm gumby dammit

Sport climber
da ow
Topic Author's Original Post - Dec 13, 2013 - 09:07pm PT
Get grandpa laid winner chokes to death on steak before burying the sausage
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Dec 13, 2013 - 09:10pm PT
Who slipped grandpa the meat?

It was supposed to be the other way round.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Dec 13, 2013 - 09:14pm PT
I like the part at the end about the consolation phuck given to the grandson.

Gotta wonder if he was as stiff as grandpa,..
i'm gumby dammit

Sport climber
da ow
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 13, 2013 - 10:35pm PT
filling in for his grand dad...
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
Dec 14, 2013 - 03:20pm PT
People still listen to Howard Stern?
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Dec 14, 2013 - 03:23pm PT
Well I'm glad to see he still gives a phuck.
j-tree

Big Wall climber
Classroom to crag to summer camp
Dec 14, 2013 - 04:16pm PT
Gotta wonder if he was as stiff as grandpa,..

That's real humor there. Well played sir.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Dec 14, 2013 - 04:17pm PT
Since the link provided is too busy to let me read the story, I share another link that covers this meaty tragedy.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/86-year-old-chokes-death-claiming-sex-prize-article-1.1546939
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Dec 14, 2013 - 04:26pm PT
What? Like herpes?

Here's to hoping that grandpa's legacy leaves him enough to buy an overpriced beer and have a second poke.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Dec 14, 2013 - 05:54pm PT
Is it just me, or are others curious to see a photo of the lineup and his selection?

And if Howard Stern paid for him to fly to Reno, did he foot the bill for a trip around the world or just the usual half and half?
Gilroy

Social climber
Bolderado
Dec 14, 2013 - 06:12pm PT
Around the world at 86 y.o. would have surely killed him if the steak dinner hadn't. Or taken forever.

Gotta love the spunk to get all excited about getting laid.

I mean "spirit"....
j-tree

Big Wall climber
Classroom to crag to summer camp
Dec 14, 2013 - 07:02pm PT
I would imagine that this grandson might end up with a great pillow story to tell the next time he has sex and ends up crying after the deed.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Dec 14, 2013 - 07:25pm PT
I find it to be highly ironic in this case that the corpses of male choking victims have erections.

He still could have gotten laid, but a happy ending wasn't in the cards.
Harvey Manfrenjensen

Big Wall climber
Dec 14, 2013 - 07:43pm PT
Choked on Harveys meat none the less.

It's not what you think.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 14, 2013 - 09:22pm PT
The death is almost as big a tragedy as this thread. He was a loser after all.

Let this be a STern warning, Fritz.
-El Oh Hell
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 9, 2014 - 09:35am PT
Bump...
and grind...
on a slow news Tuesday.

It's okay to laugh a bit now, I think, for a year has come and gone.
Everyone's older and calmer now, I hope, so it's okay for us now to move on.

May you not die in Mound House.

TMZ interview with Caressa Kisses and Dennis Hof of the Bunny Ranch--
http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_nfpf3srr/


Last line of the Roman Catholic "Act of Contrition."
I firmly resolve, with the help of Your grace,
to sin no more
and to avoid the near occasion of sin.

My younger bro in his acolyte vestments. I hated working funeral masses. I didn't know the prayers!
Travis Haussener

Trad climber
Salt Lake City
Dec 9, 2014 - 10:17am PT
That's one lucky grandson
couchmaster

climber
Dec 9, 2014 - 11:27am PT


Is that the steak place that has the "Can't beat our meat" claim on the sign?

zBrown

Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
Dec 9, 2014 - 12:32pm PT
I thought choke holds were banned. Isn't that what all the fuss is about?

I think krytonite is a much more viable weapon.

Too big? Shutup or I'll choke ya.

ß Î Ø T Ç H

Boulder climber
extraordinaire
Dec 24, 2014 - 12:20am PT
Lover's Leap last Friday
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