Porta-potty humor.


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Trad climber
Gunks end of country
Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 16, 2006 - 10:19pm PT
Did you ever take some one climbing / semi-backcountry and hear that the "soap" in the sink did not seem to work very well?

Trad climber
Jul 16, 2006 - 10:24pm PT
I used to work at a boy scout camp and the sh#t-na-pits were two holers with a divider. We would wait until someone sat down, and then go in the other side with a big rock. Throw the rock directly under the other hole, and the shittee got splashed with turd soup.
Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Jul 16, 2006 - 10:39pm PT
I worked in camps in the bush in northern B.C. for a few summers, doing geological exploration. It may only be stories, but I've heard of camps where at the end of the summer, the camp was shut down, with no plans to reuse it. At the same time, they had left-over explosives, from seismic work. (Lots of fun - blowing holes in swamps.) The explosives can't be returned or exchanged or stored, so they're used to blow up the outhouse on the last morning.

It's a good story, even if only a tale.

OT, A company named CIL used to make explosives. Up north, they used to talk about going fishing with a "CIL lure".


Social climber
The West
Jul 16, 2006 - 11:28pm PT
The wintergreen soap?

Big Wall climber
the Southwest
Jul 17, 2006 - 12:03am PT

Trad climber
Jul 17, 2006 - 12:04am PT
A common prank round my neck of the woods back before plumbing, was to move someones outhouse a few feet back, so that it sits behind the hole. When the person had to crap a night they would fall in the hole.

the flatness
Jul 17, 2006 - 10:04am PT
Found in an outhouse in backcountry NM:

"Objects heavier than 3 lbs must be lowered by rope"

In another one down the trail, a guy had blackened about a square foot of the wall with a lighter and carved a righteous portrait of Hendrix into it. Only time I've wished I had a picture of the inside of a shiithouse.

Also see the "Quotes of Werner Braun" thread

Trad climber
Jul 17, 2006 - 10:13am PT
My favorite graffitti in a porta-potty was at Snowshed Wall at Donner: "The sink's too low, and the soap won't lather."

Trad climber
Boston, MA
Jul 17, 2006 - 11:10am PT
In the winter, Rumney NH (a big sport destination) often gets a good bit of ice in. So the shitter in the parking lot still sees a bit of use all winter long. By the early spring as the first rock climbers arrive, they find a very interesting site: A ten foot tower of frozen sh#t ascending from the bottom of the pit. This fecal stalagmite can get within a few feet of the seat on a good ice season before it melts out. One of these years I wonder if it'll top out...

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