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The Larry
climber
Moab, UT
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Jul 31, 2013 - 03:21pm PT
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Zip, was she 23? I've dated quite a few and they're all like that dog in that Pixar movie.
"Squirrel."
At least you got a text. I normally find out that I lost my turn when I see them at the bar with some other dork.
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ydpl8s
Trad climber
Santa Monica, California
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Jul 31, 2013 - 03:30pm PT
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My ex(wife) got the mid-life crisis blues and showed up one afternoon driving a 1990 Carrera 4 that she bought with a 2nd taken out on our mortgage. Long story short, that baby needed a lot of expensive work at the local Porsche mechanic, she was spending a lot of time there....left me for the mechanic.
p.s. The car and the relationship only lasted about another 4 or 5 months.
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zip
Trad climber
pacific beach, ca
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Jul 31, 2013 - 03:32pm PT
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ha ha good stuff.
ron, did she take the the ice cube trays and all the toilet paper?
nope not 23. she was old enough to know better.
i have heard in small town resort type transient environments that you never really lose your girlfriend, you just lose your turn.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Jul 31, 2013 - 04:09pm PT
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Zip, we are going to need a screen shot of ur text messages to properly analyze this.
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limpingcrab
Trad climber
the middle of CA
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Jul 31, 2013 - 04:18pm PT
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One girl told me she loved me and got engaged to another guy in the same week. That was weird.
She texted me a month after the wedding to say sorry. Ha!
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michaeld
Sport climber
Sacramento
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Jul 31, 2013 - 04:19pm PT
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Asked a chick to be my girlfriend after about 3 months of hanging out and bangin', then she disappeared.
I found out she broke up with me by getting knocked up by another dude.
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Snowmassguy
Trad climber
Calirado
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Jul 31, 2013 - 04:26pm PT
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Being a parent to a tween and teen has illustrated that all relationships are now formed and ended via text an/or Instagram.
Face to face dumping is for old folks.
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Climbnc
Trad climber
Carrboro, NC
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Jul 31, 2013 - 04:29pm PT
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Got dumped one time while spending the week at Smith Rocks. As I was recounting the story to my partner, Scott Franklin overheard it and said "Dude, you don't need that. There's way more fish in the sea".
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Ksolem
Trad climber
Monrovia, California
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Jul 31, 2013 - 04:41pm PT
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I was expecting another nice evening. I got the usual warm welcome and all that.
She made us some food and we sat down at the table. Then she looked up and said, in a level and certain voice "I really like you, but the problem is that when I look you in the eyes I can tell that you are not sane."
There was something in the way she said it, I knew I was toast.
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Aerili
climber
SLC, Utah
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Jul 31, 2013 - 04:50pm PT
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Larry, you are too old to be dating 23 y/o's! But I did enjoy your post.
Love,
Slim
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Jul 31, 2013 - 05:00pm PT
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I once got the word from my MOM, who told me she saw my gal riding "close" in some other guys big 4x4.
All I had was a beat down 63 Nova.....
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plund
Social climber
OD, MN
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Jul 31, 2013 - 05:05pm PT
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Had gone out a few times, I was really starting to dig her, we had made plans for the next night, I had to push it back a few hours so called her...
Was greeted by a ranting PSYCHO, hollering at me to leave her alone, stop stalking her, etc.
Found out later (from her roommate whom I vaguely knew) that her on-again / off-again / "ex" was over, and I was just being used as a jealousy-inducer, to prove to HIM how desirable SHE was.
Good riddance there, and good luck to him! It did sting at the time, though - her behavior seemed totally irrational compared to how she was on our few dates - especially since her accusations re: stalking were totally BS.
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dirt claud
Social climber
san diego,ca
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Jul 31, 2013 - 05:51pm PT
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That's a good one Crag. From some of the stories you told me when I met you about of the FAs you guys did around June Lake back in the day, I would say she "was" right.
Can't say I have any dump stories that compare to the ones here so far.
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Guernica
climber
right there, right then
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Jul 31, 2013 - 05:54pm PT
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You SAR types, eh Crag? Can't say I blame her! Kinda have to be in the club to understand that darker humor...
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
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Jul 31, 2013 - 07:21pm PT
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dang, two in one day. Something in the water?
This is quote of the day...
""You and your climber friends are completely INSANE!"
Of course.....she was right."
LOL
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pc
climber
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Jul 31, 2013 - 07:42pm PT
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I've never been "ghetto" dumped before but was at a tech company after the bubble burst that escorted everyone out via armed guards... That felt pretty ghetto.
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Seamstress
Trad climber
Yacolt, WA
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Jul 31, 2013 - 08:15pm PT
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Stood up Christmas Eve at the restaurant that we both worked at....while I was pregnant with his child. All of our coworkers and firends watched me sit there, waiting for him. Happy Holidays!! Hope you like your present.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Jul 31, 2013 - 08:22pm PT
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The Soviet Union said I couldn't stay to pursue my love.
Like I was gonna argue with Leonid Brezhnev?
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Elcapinyoazz
Social climber
Joshua Tree
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Jul 31, 2013 - 08:22pm PT
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This thread is going places. Already some amazing stuff.
One girl told me she loved me and got engaged to another guy in the same week. That was weird.
You too?
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