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Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Soon to be Nipple suckling Liberal
Jul 31, 2013 - 12:11pm PT
i once came home to a somewhat EMPTY house,, with a note layin on the table.. I walked in and said,, hmmmm something is different here!
Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Jul 31, 2013 - 12:14pm PT
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Jul 31, 2013 - 12:21pm PT
Zip, was she 23? I've dated quite a few and they're all like that dog in that Pixar movie.
"Squirrel."
At least you got a text. I normally find out that I lost my turn when I see them at the bar with some other dork.
ydpl8s

Trad climber
Santa Monica, California
Jul 31, 2013 - 12:30pm PT
My ex(wife) got the mid-life crisis blues and showed up one afternoon driving a 1990 Carrera 4 that she bought with a 2nd taken out on our mortgage. Long story short, that baby needed a lot of expensive work at the local Porsche mechanic, she was spending a lot of time there....left me for the mechanic.

p.s. The car and the relationship only lasted about another 4 or 5 months.
zip

Trad climber
pacific beach, ca
Jul 31, 2013 - 12:32pm PT
ha ha good stuff.

ron, did she take the the ice cube trays and all the toilet paper?

nope not 23. she was old enough to know better.
i have heard in small town resort type transient environments that you never really lose your girlfriend, you just lose your turn.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Jul 31, 2013 - 01:09pm PT
Zip, we are going to need a screen shot of ur text messages to properly analyze this.
limpingcrab

Trad climber
the middle of CA
Jul 31, 2013 - 01:18pm PT
One girl told me she loved me and got engaged to another guy in the same week. That was weird.

She texted me a month after the wedding to say sorry. Ha!
michaeld

Sport climber
Sacramento
Jul 31, 2013 - 01:19pm PT
Asked a chick to be my girlfriend after about 3 months of hanging out and bangin', then she disappeared.

I found out she broke up with me by getting knocked up by another dude.

Credit: michaeld
Snowmassguy

Trad climber
Calirado
Jul 31, 2013 - 01:26pm PT
Being a parent to a tween and teen has illustrated that all relationships are now formed and ended via text an/or Instagram.

Face to face dumping is for old folks.
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Soon to be Nipple suckling Liberal
Jul 31, 2013 - 01:26pm PT
The most brutal was the last one,, engaged,, and had invested EVERY last dime i had including my home loaned to the hilt and then some. It was all sucked down the drain, and the week i was down to my last 200 bucks on earth, i found myself out the door.. Coincidence?
Climbnc

Trad climber
Carrboro, NC
Jul 31, 2013 - 01:29pm PT
Got dumped one time while spending the week at Smith Rocks. As I was recounting the story to my partner, Scott Franklin overheard it and said "Dude, you don't need that. There's way more fish in the sea".
Ksolem

Trad climber
Monrovia, California
Jul 31, 2013 - 01:41pm PT
I was expecting another nice evening. I got the usual warm welcome and all that.

She made us some food and we sat down at the table. Then she looked up and said, in a level and certain voice "I really like you, but the problem is that when I look you in the eyes I can tell that you are not sane."

There was something in the way she said it, I knew I was toast.





Aerili

climber
SLC, Utah
Jul 31, 2013 - 01:50pm PT
Larry, you are too old to be dating 23 y/o's! But I did enjoy your post.

Love,
Slim
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Jul 31, 2013 - 02:00pm PT
I once got the word from my MOM, who told me she saw my gal riding "close" in some other guys big 4x4.

All I had was a beat down 63 Nova.....
plund

Social climber
OD, MN
Jul 31, 2013 - 02:05pm PT
Had gone out a few times, I was really starting to dig her, we had made plans for the next night, I had to push it back a few hours so called her...

Was greeted by a ranting PSYCHO, hollering at me to leave her alone, stop stalking her, etc.

Found out later (from her roommate whom I vaguely knew) that her on-again / off-again / "ex" was over, and I was just being used as a jealousy-inducer, to prove to HIM how desirable SHE was.

Good riddance there, and good luck to him! It did sting at the time, though - her behavior seemed totally irrational compared to how she was on our few dates - especially since her accusations re: stalking were totally BS.
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
Jul 31, 2013 - 02:32pm PT
Had been dating this girl for a few months....thought it might go somewhere.

Took her to a BBQ/climber's gathering held at my main climbing partner's house....probably 30 people there.

After dinner, a climbing video was plugged into the VCR....can't remember the title....a group climbing some peak in the Himalaya.

She and I are sitting with the group having dessert, watching this vid. Some guy ascending a fixed line has the line snap on him....and he goes THOUSANDS of feet....someone makes a joke as he is falling and we all start laughing....except her.

She it TOTALLY aghast the we made light of a guy obviously falling to his death. She tells me to take her home.

She doesn't speak a word to me on the drive to her house.

I barely get the truck stopped at her place and she is jumping out....as she closes the door she says, "You and your climber friends are completely INSANE!"


Of course.....she was right.

: )
dirt claud

Social climber
san diego,ca
Jul 31, 2013 - 02:51pm PT
That's a good one Crag. From some of the stories you told me when I met you about of the FAs you guys did around June Lake back in the day, I would say she "was" right.
Can't say I have any dump stories that compare to the ones here so far.
Guernica

climber
right there, right then
Jul 31, 2013 - 02:54pm PT
You SAR types, eh Crag? Can't say I blame her! Kinda have to be in the club to understand that darker humor...
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Soon to be Nipple suckling Liberal
Jul 31, 2013 - 03:01pm PT
I had a BLIND date once,, that was described to me as "Natural" ... When i arrive at her place, there wasnt a PLACE one to set down,, some sort of hoarder of trash, newspapers you name it. She moves stuff off the couch and we sat down for a chat. She then wants me to listen to her play the banjo..

Hmmmm i thinks to me self while saying sure id love to hear ya. So she gets her jo, sets down in front of me on a stack of whatevers, and her pants legs ride up slightly,, exposing what could only be described as sasquatch like ankles COVERED in a dark brown layer of fur..Ive never seen any mens legs that hairy true story.. This sort of cured,, ney killed any further curiosity i may or may have not had about her. It was a short date..
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
Jul 31, 2013 - 04:10pm PT
Yeah, dirt claude and Guernica....I really cannot blame her at all....different strokes for different folks.

All these years later, my wife has tolerated the 65 body recoveries I've done with hardly a blink.

We're all cut from different cloth.

Probably the funniest thing about that incident with that gal was that she was a member of my church....and she spread the word around that I was some sort of nutjob.

After that, all these girls would give me the stinkeye.

Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

A few years later, the climbing buddy that hosted that party that night ended up becoming my best man at my wedding. When I first told him I had gotten engaged, he said to me, "Did you give this girl the video test?"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

We STILL joke about that!
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