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ozborne2

Trad climber
Merced, Ca
Topic Author's Original Post - May 4, 2013 - 12:11pm PT
Im 16 years old and the only thing I am interested in is climbing. Clubbing is my life, I know it is but the only problem I have is Im not around it to often. Even tho I live two houses a way from some of the best climbing in the world,Yosemite, I find it hard to achieve what I what and know is possible. I climb is because I want to become one of the best in the history of climbing. So if you have any suggestions about this let me know.
Thanks
The grotto
The grotto
Credit: ozborne2
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
May 4, 2013 - 12:12pm PT


First, learn how to spell...



Second, take another "TROLL" class...

You got jipped on your first one!!!...

;-)

10b4me

Ice climber
Soon 2B Arizona
May 4, 2013 - 12:17pm PT
You have to be cast in iron first, and don't mind getting run over by cars
Jingy

climber
Somewhere out there
May 4, 2013 - 12:24pm PT
As a general rule you'd prefer to be flat as possible and have plenty of edged holes in you to allow the cheese of life to squish through you. This is how people came up with the term "shredded". He shredded on Midnight Lightening.
Second rule: Don't store yourself in water. It is possible to become rusted and hazardous to use when this happens.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
May 4, 2013 - 12:27pm PT
Even Royal took lessons from Arthur Murray; but he didn't get gypped.

Get a mentoroll. Almost 75% guaranteed results, according to Trolling Times' survey...

I'd suggest Locker-Goulet, if he's around.
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
May 4, 2013 - 12:28pm PT

Jingy is correct!!!...

...

Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
May 4, 2013 - 12:30pm PT
Yous guys are assuming that Ozzie aspires to being walked on his whole life. What if he apires to culinary grateness?
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
May 4, 2013 - 12:31pm PT


Someone ALWAYS has to come along and complicate matters...

GRATE!!!...

kennyt

climber
Woodfords,California
May 4, 2013 - 12:33pm PT
sixteen? yer to late. stick with the clubbing
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
May 4, 2013 - 12:40pm PT
Reilly, remember the time you were barred from the Grate Wall Restaurant in Banff? Of course you wouldn't.
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
May 4, 2013 - 12:42pm PT

Last night I ate some greight brownies...

and this morning I feel like a ZOMBIE...

I think I'll go "CLUBBING" and sea how many SEELS I can kill...


kaholatingtong

Trad climber
Nevada City
May 4, 2013 - 12:43pm PT
damn, they sell alcohol to 16 year olds now?
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
May 4, 2013 - 12:47pm PT
Eight great brownies
Sittin' in a box.
Along comes a climber
And picks their locks.
When he shoed be changing
His smelly old socks.
Credit: mouse from merced
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
May 4, 2013 - 12:56pm PT
To truly achieve grateness, you must follow in the path of the grategooglymoogly.....you must rap the Nose.

"All the grates have done it." WBraun
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Soon to be Nipple suckling Liberal
May 4, 2013 - 12:58pm PT
buwahahahaaaaa^^^ der it iz!
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
May 4, 2013 - 01:07pm PT
go out an have fun...
...repeat
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
May 4, 2013 - 02:27pm PT
The Grotto???

Choss is bad for you. Find some limestone in Yosemite, boy.

Otherwise,

YGD!!!

I am joking, of course. I am the greatest because I climb in a gym. Modesto gym should be a block away from you, small place, but beats the outdoors fer sure. Remember, always use protection!
ozborne2

Trad climber
Merced, Ca
Topic Author's Reply - May 4, 2013 - 03:01pm PT
I have been going to that gym for about 10 years know.
real fun
rmuir

Social climber
From the Time Before the Rocks Cooled.
May 4, 2013 - 04:30pm PT
"...two houses away from Yosemite."

<snicker>Nice one.</snicker>
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
May 4, 2013 - 05:09pm PT
Go to C4, ask Crater James for some pointers, he is on the grateness fast track
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