If he bothers you so much that you have to dedicate so much of you life tracking him down across multiple forums, maybe you should step out and handle your bid ness, naw mean?
Most Chiefs I know wouldn't let some pissant get to them. So what's the real scoop?
Like a tiny Sherlock Holmes, you whisk about the East Side on your crotch-rocket, discovering IP addresses of the employers (from 2005) of your so-called enemies, revealing the identity of those who actually make no effort to hide their identities, threatening them with FBI retaliation like some too-sad-to-be-true MEME. All the while being a sexy hunk of man.
I must say, I appreciate you posting this particular picture up - my mother was complaining that she didn't have a recent shot of me, and I meant to give this one to her, but I accidentally deleted it.
It's also great in other ways - I've been recognized in person out in the cold, and many a lulz has been had over the way I "take the piss out of the Chief" on the forums. This should make it easier for those things to go down.
Why stop there, though? Why not throw up a pic of me as a kid, in the salvation army suit I sh#t myself in at bible school?
Or one of me in drag?
Now if someone goes back in time Marty McFly-style, or to the Brass Rail, they'd have an easier time recognizing me. You're welcome.
I gotta say, true-chief - there is a lot I like about you. You speak your mind even if it ruffles feathers, I tend to agree with you on the over-hype with the climate change nonsense, and there is not a man ALIVE that can rap-bolt with such style. You'd be dangerous if you actually had the facts. I know what accident at Lee Vining you're talking about, and I assure you - my car was not anywhere near there, nor is it totaled, nor was I driving. Your count on the boards I've been tossed from is always changing, growing, and strangely enough - inaccurate. As far as how many times I've climbed ice at LV, well - that's between me and those anchor bolts 3/4 of the way up Chouinard falls ice cave.
I do it all for the lulz, Chief - and you're a God Damn Lulz Machine.