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perswig

climber
Dec 9, 2012 - 05:13pm PT
What does one have to do to get invited to your FIRST house?

Heal well. You know they shoot moose with busted legs, right?
Dale
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Dec 9, 2012 - 05:15pm PT
Busting a leg is a hell of a way to get in some resistance training. Most people just use weight belts.
Captain...or Skully

climber
Dec 9, 2012 - 05:19pm PT
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/46ec56ebc7/the-penguin-joke-and-chimpsclassic-from-clay
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Dec 9, 2012 - 05:24pm PT
Have you contacted this guy?

ncrockclimber

climber
The Desert Oven
Dec 9, 2012 - 05:24pm PT
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Dec 9, 2012 - 05:30pm PT
perswig, what is second, is my English as a language
What I meant, was my vacation house.
You are invited to our house in Minden, since you made a joke! (our first house location is not atractive)

MH, I broke my ankle when I fell when bouldering in the gym.
man, I am slow, I just got your joke, LOL u'r in!

Captain, u'r in!

Ron, sorry, no goons, try again!

zBrown, u'r in!

ncrock, it was posted before, try again!

Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Dec 9, 2012 - 06:27pm PT


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Missing photo ID#277636
eKat

Trad climber
BackInTheDitch BackInTheDirt BackInTheDay
Dec 9, 2012 - 06:31pm PT
photo not found
Missing photo ID#277635

HA!
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Dec 9, 2012 - 06:35pm PT
Cosmic, u'r in! + beer is on me! LOL!

eKat, u'r in!
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Dec 9, 2012 - 06:42pm PT
Does that dog get the History channel?
eKat

Trad climber
BackInTheDitch BackInTheDirt BackInTheDay
Dec 9, 2012 - 06:46pm PT
She only gets the Heaven Channel, now.

Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Dec 9, 2012 - 06:48pm PT
Be careful what you ask for, Drool.
You'll have 75 percent of the ST Members in yer 2nd house!
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Dec 9, 2012 - 06:53pm PT
"u'r in! + beer is on me! LOL!"









Moose;
That could be taken 2 ways.

;-)

eKat

Trad climber
BackInTheDitch BackInTheDirt BackInTheDay
Dec 9, 2012 - 06:56pm PT
eKat, u'r in!

YAY!
John M

climber
Dec 9, 2012 - 06:56pm PT
Me likey blonde jokes. Reilly was the first to tell this joke on this forum.



An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...

He finds his way to a barstool and orders a beer. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

The bouncer is a blonde girl.

I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"


The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

"No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."



http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=323495&tn=0&mr=0
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Dec 9, 2012 - 07:18pm PT
Cosmic, U'r in = urine, LOL
I can accomodate about 10 people if 4 of them can sleep on a floor.

TV and John M, u'r in!

MH gets bonus pointsI
T Hocking

Trad climber
Redding, Ca
Dec 9, 2012 - 07:44pm PT
Hey Moosedrool if I can stump you with a riddle can i come?

A Father and his Son are involved in a serious car crash.
2 ambulances come to the accident scene.
1 ambulance takes the Father to Hospital A.
the other ambulance takes the Son to Hospital B.
2 different ambulances, 2 different hospitals.
At Hospital B the Son is on the operating table in the ER.
When the Doctor walks in and looks at the boy the Doctor says;
"I can't operate on that boy, thats my Son"

How can that be?
Moosedrool only please

Tad


Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Dec 9, 2012 - 08:05pm PT
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Dec 9, 2012 - 08:08pm PT
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Dec 9, 2012 - 08:11pm PT
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