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perswig
climber
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What does one have to do to get invited to your FIRST house?
Heal well. You know they shoot moose with busted legs, right?
Dale
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Mighty Hiker
climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Busting a leg is a hell of a way to get in some resistance training. Most people just use weight belts.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Does that dog get the History channel?
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John M
climber
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Me likey blonde jokes. Reilly was the first to tell this joke on this forum.
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
He finds his way to a barstool and orders a beer. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blonde girl.
I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=323495&tn=0&mr=0
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Fish Finder
Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
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What has 2 arms and 1 leg and does pullups?
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dee ee
Mountain climber
citizen of planet Earth
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Moosedrool, that leg makes you look funny.
Does that qualify as an insult?
I'll be there tomorrow at 2:35 pm.
Thanks again.
edit. Make room for my entourage. We have to leave July 15th.
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Fish Finder
Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
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Is that a grapefruit in your ankle or are you just happy to see me ?
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Footloose
Trad climber
Lake Tahoe
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Moose,
Very creative thread! :)
I'm sure with your adventurous spirit and athletic attitudes you'll be back before you know it!
Best wishes,
Bill
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 10, 2012 - 01:25am PT
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The Brave Little Toaster and his man dog wishing you the best recovery!
The lizard says follow me to the land of healing....
Zuni also sends his best.
Just one from the web?.....
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klk
Trad climber
cali
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Dec 10, 2012 - 02:02am PT
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Sweet!
Kegger at moosedrool's!
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
the crowd MUST BE MOCKED...Mocked I tell you.
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Dec 10, 2012 - 02:23am PT
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dang, your awfully nice with the offer. Drugs must be kicking in. heh
This is how I would be if I couldn't get on to the Pass...
[Click to View YouTube Video]
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John M
climber
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Dec 10, 2012 - 02:25am PT
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I am not sure if I should look at the titties. It may create a hard to solve problem for me...
Near as I can see, you broke your foot, not your hand. So whats the problem? Besides, crutches are chick magnets. You just need a good story to go with it. Bouldering at the gym doesn't cut it. It should have..
One or more of these of.. mountains, rockfall, crevasses, base jumping, extreme skiing. or surfing.
One of these, rescuing partner, risking life trying to save girlfriend who ends up dying, rescuing an animal. ( dead girlfriends are perfect. they make you seem tragic, and yet somehow desirable because some other woman wanted you. )
It could include fearsome storms or being lost.
and finally.. It should have..
Goats.. definitely needs goats. If you can't figure this part out then you are beyond hopeless. Every great story has goats in it somewhere.
Now.. go get them tiger.
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
the crowd MUST BE MOCKED...Mocked I tell you.
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Dec 10, 2012 - 02:31am PT
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We should fundraise bringing Canadian rice beer to Minden!
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kaholatingtong
Trad climber
Nevada City
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Dec 10, 2012 - 11:14am PT
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my contribution this morning consists of a ...
that i saw at the base of el cap. stay positive and heal up.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 10, 2012 - 11:57am PT
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Drool, did you seriously crater at the fuggin' gym?
G'damn gyms are dangerous man.
You gotta up your story...... It'll be fun on the painers.
You should wear a helmet at the gym.
Hallet Peak awaits you.
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