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socialclimber

Trad climber
CA
Topic Author's Original Post - Nov 15, 2012 - 11:34am PT
We have had short ones, dirty ones, and some other ones, here are some nerd ones:

I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but I don't think I would get a reaction.

I'd tell you a math joke, but I'm not sure you could make it add up.

I'd tell you a joke about nurses, but I don't think it would register.

I'd tell you a joke about butter, but you'd just spread it around.

Charles
pyro

Big Wall climber
Calabasas
Nov 15, 2012 - 11:57am PT
NERD NERD nERD nERD nerd!
socialclimber

Trad climber
CA
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 15, 2012 - 11:59am PT
What did the physicist on the hill side say to his colleague?

We've got potential!

Charles
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Nov 15, 2012 - 12:17pm PT
What would have Froid said if you told him you liked crack climbing...

...I can't come up with any funny response. Somebody finish the joke, please.
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Nov 15, 2012 - 12:22pm PT
If a pizza has a radius Z and a depth A the volume of the Pizza can be found by the formula

Pi*Z*Z*A
Melissa

Gym climber
berkeley, ca
Nov 15, 2012 - 12:28pm PT
My students always inadvertently give me a few every time they take exams.
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Nov 15, 2012 - 12:28pm PT
Why would you give a homeless guy without shoes Locker's address?
splitter

Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Nov 15, 2012 - 12:30pm PT
somebody finish the joke, please.
i feel as though i'm being set up. but, since it was "froid", i wud imagine he would have said;

EDITED: (did ya start with yer momma) because it was more pervy, than "nerdy"!

This response wud be a lil' more nerdy...

... cracks are cool! but, i prefer the Tetons/mountains? (or something to that effect)!

edit: okay, thats kinda "sick" also! guess i'm more of a "perv" than a "nerd"! lol
TwistedCrank

climber
Dingleberry Gulch, Ideeho
Nov 15, 2012 - 12:32pm PT
rm / -r



heheheehhahahehahehahehahehe
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Nov 15, 2012 - 12:33pm PT
Credit: Fritz
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Nov 15, 2012 - 01:03pm PT
Froid: When you climb a crack do you think about Jeremy or his momma?
splitter

Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Nov 15, 2012 - 01:14pm PT
^^^ LOL!

You a funny man, moosedrool! ya got froid covered, bro! ;)
froodish

Social climber
Portland, Oregon
Nov 15, 2012 - 01:18pm PT
Heisenberg is speeding down the interstate, gets pulled over by a state trooper. Trooper comes up to the side of the car, leans into the window and asks: "Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?" Heisenberg answers: "No, but I know where I was!"

Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Nov 15, 2012 - 01:52pm PT
A nerd walks up to a hottie in a nightclub and asks her to dance.
She scoffs and snottily rolls her eyes, incredulous at the proposition.
He leans in with a smile, and says...























"I think you misunderstood me, I said 'your ass looks fat in those pants'"...
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Nov 15, 2012 - 02:17pm PT
If you solo a wall using protection with a half-life of 10 years, would you be both dead and alive during the climb?
splitter

Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Nov 15, 2012 - 02:26pm PT
Ya wud probably have 'one foot on the throttle and one foot in tha grave', eh?
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Nov 15, 2012 - 03:14pm PT
Nerd Caveman.
Nerd Caveman.
Credit: Fritz
froodish

Social climber
Portland, Oregon
Nov 15, 2012 - 03:23pm PT
JEleazarian

Trad climber
Fresno CA
Nov 15, 2012 - 03:33pm PT
Those two are hilarious, froodish! Please keep 'em coming.

John
locker

Social climber
Nov 15, 2012 - 03:47pm PT

This stupid one from your's truly:

Used it on my partner (Female of course)...

She didn't slap me so I guess that's GUD...

LOL!!!...



Me - "Hey MarySue, let's go to the planetarium"...

MarySue - "Why"...

Me - "Because I want to see Uranus"...

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