Anyone ever have their dick frozen off??????????????????????


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Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Original Post - Oct 4, 2012 - 11:42am PT
Chilly Willy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

//Army veteran suing VA for $10 million for treatment that caused frostbitten penis
Michael D. Nash of Louisville says ice packs nurse used after surgery gave him frostbite, gangrene, and ultimately caused him to have part of his penis amputated.

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Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Oct 4, 2012 - 12:05pm PT
Farouk should know.

Social climber
Oct 4, 2012 - 12:11pm PT
Farouk should know.


Dingleberry Gulch, Ideeho
Oct 4, 2012 - 12:11pm PT
What about just part of their dick?

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Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Oct 4, 2012 - 12:30pm PT
Yer what turned black and fell off?

Hmmm he must of been lucky enough to have had furry long johns.

Truckee, CA
Oct 4, 2012 - 12:31pm PT
Even now in modern times Ive heard stories of people on arctic trips so whacked with hypothermia they forgot to put their dick back in the down suit and were walking around with it out for instant frostbite, adios muchachos. Eesh.

The Granite State.
Oct 4, 2012 - 12:35pm PT
Ive come close.

Trad climber
Oct 4, 2012 - 12:38pm PT
If you have errection for more than four hours, maybe your dick is frozen?????
mike m

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black hills
Oct 4, 2012 - 02:39pm PT This thread reminds me of King Missle

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Montana, Whitefish
Oct 4, 2012 - 02:46pm PT
Perhaps global warming isn't such a bad thing after all.

lawrence kansas
Oct 4, 2012 - 03:37pm PT
What a liar. It was VD from the nurse.
little Z

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un cafetal en Naranjo
Oct 4, 2012 - 04:03pm PT
worse things can happen to old John Thomas...

by the way, nice to see that Farouk is branching out, getting some use out of the characters on the other side of his keyboard

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AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Oct 4, 2012 - 05:09pm PT


Sport climber
Oct 4, 2012 - 05:14pm PT
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold

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Ouray, Colorado
Oct 4, 2012 - 05:24pm PT
Not me, and I have to pump blood an awfully long way
beef supreme

the west
Oct 4, 2012 - 08:20pm PT
funny responses (really, I have a sick sense of humor as well) for a sad subject.
reminds me of the big lebowski... funny, but no one wants to see the dude get his johnson chopped off.
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Atlin, B. C.
Oct 4, 2012 - 11:09pm PT
That used to be an occupational hazard of Alaskan dog mushers during the gold rush. Some of them went so far as to make jockstraps out of rabbit fur...which felt so good that it took their minds off their frozen noses.

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Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Oct 4, 2012 - 11:33pm PT
beef supreme - funny responses...for a sad subject.


And additionally, it will prollie end up giving a few folks here Nitemarz, eh?

edit: speaking of nightmares ... it's been a while, but has anyone else ever had that one where you were taking a leak and it broke off, just as easy as an Oscar Meyer wiener breaks (when you split one in two) and you did your best to try and stick it back on, but to no avail...Ho man, dreadful nightmare!

Uh oh, I new I shouldn't have clicked onto this thread! lol

Jim B - "Loreena Bobbit" -- speaking of "dreadful nightmares", Haha! ... you definitely understand what I'm talkin about, bro!
Jim Brennan

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Vancouver Canada
Oct 4, 2012 - 11:44pm PT
Credit: Loreena Bobbit

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chingadero de chula vista
Oct 4, 2012 - 11:49pm PT
It seems rather far fetched that somebody's dick would just freeze off. Even after it got real cold (what freezes faster stiff or limp?) it seems like you still have to bang it into something.

Yeah, but it's still on - right?

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